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Clips from The Distinguished Gentleman

"Well, I appreciate that, son. Thank you very much."
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"I'm cutting out of here early."
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"[Ira] Don't wanna run into him?"
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"This is a mistake. I never should have come."
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"I'm surprised, well, delighted by the media turnout today."
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"- I had no idea that clean air was such a good issue. - Oh, yeah, isn't it somethin'?"
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"This meeting of the Power and Industry Committee..."
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"to consider the reauthorization of the clean air act is now in session."
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"Today's first business is a panel of national leaders..."
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"in the field of utilities, but before I welcome them,"
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"the chair would like to yield to the distinguished gentleman from Florida."
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"Thank you, Mr. Chairman. I'd like to make a very personal statement, Mr. Chairman."
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"I would like to start off by saying thank you from the bottom of my heart,"
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"thank you for your leadership and for your vision."
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"But most of all I'd like to thank you for your courage."
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"Especially for your courage."
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"- My courage, huh? - Yes, sir, your courage..."
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"in exposing the corruption that eats away at this institution."
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"Your courage in taking on the special interests..."
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"and your courage in taking a major new step."
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"But l-I've done nothing new."
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"Nothing at all. What are you talking about?"
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"This is true! Because integrity is nothing new to you, Mr. Chairman."
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"Integrity is second nature to this man."
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"But still it's a rare public servant who'll take on the PACs..."
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"and the lobbyists and the fat cats..."
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"and side with the American family who just want to live in safe neighborhoods..."
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"and send their kids off to safe schools."
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"Well, I thank the gentleman, but we really must move along. If the gentleman would..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, yesterday,"
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"I had a meeting with the chairman..."
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"in his office with Mr. Olaf Andersen..."
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"of Gulf Coast Power, and his lobbyist, Mr. Terry Corrigan."
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"I thank the gentleman! But we really must move along!"
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"The subject of this meeting..."
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"was the possible EPA investigation on power lines..."
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"and the connection between them and increased cancer risks."
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"Gentleman's out of order."
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"Now what makes this meeting different..."
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"from most of the other meetings that take place in Washington..."
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"was that the American people were actually represented..."
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"in the form of this."
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"Oh!"
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"At Chairman Dodge's suggestion,"
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"I videotaped the entire meeting!"
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"Huh?"
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"Don't ya love that?"
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"Isn't that somethin'? Dick Dodge! Isn't he somethin' special?"
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"- Don't you love this man? - [Gavel Pounding]"
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"- Gentleman is out of order. - Dodge double-crossed us."
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"- You're fired. - Don't ya love this chairman?"
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"[Gavel Pounding] Gentleman is out of order!"
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"See, he's brought dignity back to the name Dick. No longer is it tricky."
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"Come on, Dick is good! Dick is good!"
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"- Turn off his microphone! - Chairman Dodge!"
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"This is neither the time nor the place for these matters."
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"But you may rest assured that the committee..."
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"will investigate them thoroughly."
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"Now, we're gonna take a 15-minute recess."
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"Dick, you crazy son of a bitch, you know we planned this."
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"[Crowd Murmuring]"
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"You stupid son of a bitch! You taped our conversation?"
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"They are makin' 'em kinda small nowadays."
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"You bastard! You two bastards!"
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"You think you're gonna hang me out to dry? Bullshit!"
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"If I go down, you go down, Dick Dodge!"
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"Say, do you remember that little $300,000 you squeezed outta me..."
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"for your voter registration scam, huh?"
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"What the hell was that? Just water under the bridge."
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"What about the $200,000 for your phony foundation?"
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"- Or the bundled checks my executive put in your pocket? - Okay, now."
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"- Olaf. - No, no, I trusted you, Dick. I gave you my condo in Vail."
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"- I gave you my corporate jet to fly all over the... - All right..."
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"I bought 10,000 copies of your boring, dull-ass autobiography!"
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"I put up scholarships to send your kids through college."
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"I even hired your goddamn color-blind wife to redecorate my office."
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"- Olaf! Jesus! Sit down! - What are you doin'?"
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"- I'm tryin' to tell you, I didn't have a goddamn thing to do with this! - You shittin' me?"
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"No, no, no, no! Think! Think!"
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"I know you got me by the short and curlies."
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"What the hell would I have to gain by sellin' you out?"
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"I had no idea that slime bag was tapin' us."
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"Excuse me. Dick?"
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"Lighten up on the slime bag, huh?"
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"What's your game, Thomas? Shakedown?"
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"Yeah, it's a shakedown. All right?"
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"And unless you wanna see this..."
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"all over CNN, you're gonna pay my price."
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"First, I want you to call Skeeter Warburton."
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"I want you to tell him to launch an investigation on power lines."
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"- Wha... - Ah! There's more."
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"I want you to resign. You can tell people it's for health reasons."
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"Most of us will believe that 'cause we've seen you in the steam room."
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"Why the hell are you doin' this?"
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"I am doing this for Mickey Juba and I'm doin' this for Celia Kirby and I'm doin' this..."
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"for my grandmother and about a million other people you wouldn't give a shit about."
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"Who?"
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"- Do we have a deal or not? - Well, I guess that..."
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"depends entirely on what's on that tape, doesn't it?"
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"You know what's on this tape. This is America's sleaziest home video."
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"Fuck that. Let's see what you really got on that tape."
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"- This is just a copy! - Give me that!"
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"Yo, man, it's just a copy."
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"[Loretta As Inga] Maria, my hot-blooded Spanish friend."
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"Babette, zee Parisian pussycat, and many others."
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"- So call the Girls of Many Nations. - It's a bluff."
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"- At 1-900-555... - It's a stinking, cheap-ass bluff."
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"[TV] NATO."
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"But the question is, can we get the shit back into the horse?"
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"Why not? He never made any specific charges."
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"So what do we do when we go back in the hearing?"
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"Leave that to me. You just walk back in there lookin' dignified."
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"- Dignified. - And you!"
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"You better be very, very quiet in there, my friend."
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"I got the goods on you, and it would be my pleasure to leave tire marks all over you."
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"- Oh, like you did Hawkins? - Oh, not even close."
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"So unless you wanna spend the next 20 years in prison,"
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"you keep your mouth shut."
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"Now, do we understand each other here?"
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"Yeah, we understand each other."
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