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Clips from The Distinguished Gentleman

"Huh?"
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"All right, let's do it."
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"[Man] All right, folks, step back, please. Come on."
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"Clear the hallway now. Give 'em some room."
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"[Indistinct Shouting]"
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"Chairman Dodge!"
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"Get that thing outta my face!"
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"What is on that tape?"
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"[Indistinct Shouting]"
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"- Come on, let's go in there! - Go!"
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"By the way, Dick, I didn't mean that about your wife."
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"I think she's great."
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"Thank you, Kimberly."
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"These hearings are now reconvened."
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"- Without going into details, - No problem, no problem."
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"I would like to make a comment on the..."
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"unfortunate incident that we all just witnessed."
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"Now, this body... Well, indeed our whole..."
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"system of government is imperfect."
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"It's imperfect because it depends on people."
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"Human beings who make mistakes, act in haste,"
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"misinterpret things..."
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"Yeah, and do things like buy 10,000 copies of your autobiography."
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"Which by the way is not a crime, unless you make people read it."
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"- Damn it, sir, you are out of order. - [Crowd Laughing]"
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"Hey, hey, hey! Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!"
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"To hell with order. The truth is gonna come out here today, all right?"
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"All right! You want the truth?"
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"Here's the truth, Congressman."
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"The man you see before you is nothing but a common criminal."
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"He got into this House through fraud! Now!"
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"You want more truth, Congressman? Here's your rap sheet."
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"Arrest for bookmaking, cardsharping,"
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"con games, mail fraud."
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"You know, I had hoped to avoid damaging this noble institution."
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"But I can see that you have no respect for this institution or for anything else."
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"There! I dare you to respond."
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"[Crowd Murmuring]"
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"Yeah, this is me. Can't deny it."
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"Can't deny anything on here. I did all of this."
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"Except for this thing. This woman got her shoes back. This woman here."
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"But everything else on this list is real. I did it, don't deny it."
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"But all of this is nothing..."
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"compared to the shit I pulled off right here in Washington."
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"And everything I did in this town would be considered legit."
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"Now that is enough! Have you no shame, Mr. Johnson?"
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"Do you deny that just five minutes ago you attempted to impugn the integrity..."
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"- Of this committee... - [Andersen On TV] You son-of-a-bitch!"
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"- You taped our conversation! - From a highly-respected..."
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"You two bastards! You think you can hang me out to dry?"
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"[Andersen On TV] Bullshit! If I go down, you go down, Dick Dodge!"
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"Hey, you remember that $300,000 you squeezed outta me..."
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"for that phony voter registration scam, huh?"
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"What about the $200,000 for that phony foundation, huh?"
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"Or those bundle of checks my executive put in your pocket."
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"- Olaf! Look! - I trusted you! I trusted you!"
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"I gave you my condo in Vail. I let you fly my corporate jet."
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"No, I even bought 10,000 copies of your boring, dull-ass autobiography."
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"- Olaf! Sit down! I'm tryin' to tell ya somethin'. - What? What?"
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"I didn't have a goddamn thing to do with this!"
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"- Bullshit! - Olaf! Think!"
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"- Order! Order! - You..."
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"Clear the room! Clear the goddamn room!"
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"I want order! I will have order!"
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"Come on, let's hear it for ex-chairman Dodge!"
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"- Come on! Put your hands together! - Yes!"
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"Let's hear it for the retiring chairman!"
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"You can do much better than that! This man is going to jail."
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"Give him a big round of applause! Come on!"
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"[Man] Go write a new book!"
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"- Hey! Hey! - Thomas!"
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"Thomas! What the hell are you doing? We're all gonna go to jail!"
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"Look what you did to your man. Look what you did!"
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"Hey! Hey! Hey! Yeah, you almost got your ass whipped just then."
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"[Shouting]"
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"Hold him really tight, hold him. I want to get some good pictures while he's got color in his cheeks."
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"Huh! Now, smile for the cameras, Dick. How am I doin', huh?"
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"- That's it. - Thank you. - Smile, please."
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"[Cameras Clicking]"
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"So how does it feel being a national hero?"
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"Terrible. Everybody knows my face now."
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"I'm finished in the line of business I was in."
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"Can't exactly go into 7-Eleven and pass bad checks anymore, you know."
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"- So what are you gonna do? - Well, I got a full head of hair."
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"- Uh-huh. - A famous face and pretty good bullshit."
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"- There's only one thing I can do. - Congress is gonna throw you out."
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"Yeah, but I'm gonna run for president."
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"[Giddy Chuckle]"
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"[Olaf Andersen] Uh, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, please."
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"Your attention."
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"I think you all know our guests of honor today."
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"Our great congressman, Jeff Johnson,"
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"and Vera Johnson, his lovely and gracious wife."
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"Many of you know that Jeff is now completely recovered from a triple bypass operation."
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"Doesn't he look great?"
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"I never felt better."
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"Before I turn the floor over to the congressman, I'd like to thank my old friends,"
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"Mr. And Mrs. Zeke Bridges, for the use of their wonderful, lovely home."
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"[Andersen] Thank you, Zeke."
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"Now, sirs, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"- In the 20 years of the great... - Som-bitch!"
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"Uh... well, seems like a host's work is never done."
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"- [Laughing] - Now, in the 20 years..."
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"that the Honorable Jefferson Davis Johnson has been our representative in Congress..."
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"Excuse me. Pardon me. What do you say, Pete?"
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"- [Andersen] Whatever our walk of life: - Excuse me."
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"- Utilities, pharmaceuticals... - Pardon me. Hi, Malcolm."
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"One bourbon sour straight up with extra orange,"
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"and one gibson, no onion,"
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"and two white wine spritzers and a Lowenbrau."
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"[Jamaican Accent] Allow me to light your cigarette for you. Hold this for me, sir."
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"The way your hair matches your eyes, I don't know how I can control myself."
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"Excuse me, I'll get those drinks."
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"I can't believe that you're Inga. You don't look Swedish."
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"You're so different from your picture."
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"[Swedish Accent] That wasn't me on the TV,"
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"but that sure was me on the telephone."
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"[Normal Voice] You want me to prove it, Zeke?"
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"You told me that you want me to tie you up and beat you with..."
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