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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Hamburger Dinner Theater (S01E01)

"Ominous. Chills. Oh."
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"Remember, every character gets some intro and outro music."
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"You got it."
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"[Plays "Mysterioso pizzicato"]"
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"Don't. Don't score me."
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"Mort, you're on visual effects."
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"Fake blood... Or is it?"
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"Now, script."
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"As you know, everyone who enters my morgue is mysteriously killed."
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"Mort... body delivery guy, victim one;"
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"Gene... flower delivery guy, victim two;"
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"Tina... tree, victim 3;"
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"Louise... the Butler who everyone thinks is the killer."
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"You're the red herring."
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"Tina is a tree that gets killed?"
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"She wants to be a tree, she can be a tree."
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"Tina has got stage fright."
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"I have stage fright?"
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"Yeah, sweetie, ever since you were a little baby."
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"Tina, say, "mommy.""
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"Mommy. Uh..."
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"Ma. No. Uh."
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"I'll keep cutting. You say when."
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"Uh..."
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"Uh. Uh."
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"Woman on phone: 911. What's your emergency? Uh..."
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"Tina! Help! Uh... Hello?"
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"Tina! Fire! Uh..."
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"That explains a lot."
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"Now, Bobby, there's a small part I'd like you to play..."
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"the tree surgeon who tries to save the tree"
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"but instead becomes victim number 4."
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"I'd love to, but absolutely not."
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"I'm already doing the dinner part of this dinner theater, lin,"
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"by myself, I might add."
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"It's one line. No."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Afraid you might get bitten?"
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"Bzz bzz bzz! Gotcha! Ha ha! Yeah. Ok. Good."
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"Let's do a scene right now. Come on."
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"Let's do an improv. An improv?"
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"Yeah, an improv. I... hi. What's your... hi. How are you?"
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"I'm just standing out here."
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"So am I."
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"It's cold out. Not really."
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"Uh... I have a big coat on."
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"See? You're good. You're good."
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"That was good. I don't like it."
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"I don't like it. Yes."
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"That was a whole scene. It just becomes a play. I love that."
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"That's the play we should do."
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"We'll call it "big coat.""
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"Red leather, yellow leather."
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"Red leather, yellow leather."
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"Um, are you taking to me?"
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"I'm warming up my instrument! Unbelievable!"
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"I'm sor... uh..."
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"Hey, I'm sorry. It's preshow nerves."
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"Come here. Hug for luck."
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"You freaking idiot!"
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"You don't hug for luck in the theater! Uh..."
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"Shh shh shh. Shh shh. I'm sorry, baby. Shh shh."
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"I didn't mean it, baby."
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"You know how I get before a big show."
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"You know how I get."
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"Get off of me! You're smudging my makeup!"
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"You want me to go out there in front of these people"
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"with this makeup all smudged, you clumsy oaf!"
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"Sorry, baby. Come here."
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"[Playing upbeat music]"
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"Good evening, ladies."
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"Please enter and be tained."
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"Teddy: I don't get it, Bob. Why are people buying tickets to your burger?"
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"Linda is putting on a dinner theater,"
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"so you're paying for the entertainment plus the burger."
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"What if someone only wants to eat a hamburger?"
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"I guess you could just pay for the burger"
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"and turn your back to the stage."
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"I could kind of watch like this, you know,"
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"with my peripheral vision."
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"It'd be the honor system, Teddy."
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"I mean, if you find yourself watching the show,"
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"you should probably buy a ticket, right?"
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"Oh, that's fair. That's more than fair."
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"Shh, but, Teddy, you can't talk during the show."
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"No, no, no. I get it."
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"One time I was at the movies, right,"
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"Teddy! Shh! And this guy's phone goes off during..."
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"Teddy, they're starting."
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"[Whispering] And this guy's phone goes off..."
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"Don't tell the story, Teddy."
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"And he picks up the phone... Don't tell... shh!"
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"And everyone in the theater is like, "stop it"..."
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"Teddy, stop. Stop telling..."
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"and everyone is like, "who's the killer?""
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"Shut your mouth. Right. No."
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"That's what that guy did. Shut your mouth."
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"Linda: Ahem!"
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"Everything dies..."
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"♪ But love ♪"
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"Good evening."
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"This is the story of love, but there will be a murderer,"
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"and it's up to you to guess who that murderer is."
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"Hint... it's not me..."
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"Because I'm just Gladys, a lonely morgue owner."
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"You know, they say most people find love where they work."
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"Well, look where I work."
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"Corpse delivery for a lonely morgue owner."
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"♪ That would be me ♪"
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"Mort: Waagh!"
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"I've been murdered to death."
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"Aah! Aah! Aah!"
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"So no actual murder tonight,"
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"just a lot of fake blood and fake organs."
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"Yeah. Right. Right. Fake."
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"Yeah. We might have overdone it a little on the Gore."
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"Well, no harm done."
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"Except for the people being treated for shock."
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"Yeah, and the people who demanded their money back. Eh."
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"Well, the next performance is gonna be really great."
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