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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - G.I. Jeannie (S01E01)

lt is here, master. Look, a letter from the United States Air Force.

"lt is here, master. Look, a letter from the United States Air Force."

I Dream of Jeannie

What does it say? Have you been accepted?

"What does it say? Have you been accepted?"

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l do not know. l'm too nervous to open the envelope.

"l do not know. l'm too nervous to open the envelope."

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Well, all right, let's take a look.

"Well, all right, let's take a look."

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Well, what--? What is it? What do they say?

"Well, what--? What is it? What do they say?"

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Salute when you address an officer, recruit.

"Salute when you address an officer, recruit."

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Recruit?

"Recruit?"

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You are now a member of the United States Air Force.

"You are now a member of the United States Air Force."

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ls that not wonderful?

"ls that not wonderful?"

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Tonight you'll leave for six weeks basic training...

"Tonight you'll leave for six weeks basic training..."

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-...in San Antonio, Texas. -Now we can be toge--

"-...in San Antonio, Texas. -Now we can be toge--"

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l leave for what?

"l leave for what?"

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Lackland Air Force Base, for six weeks basic training.

"Lackland Air Force Base, for six weeks basic training."

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That means l will have to be away from you.

"That means l will have to be away from you."

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-Yeah, it does, doesn't it? -But six weeks is a lifetime.

"-Yeah, it does, doesn't it? -But six weeks is a lifetime."

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Jeannie, it'll pass before you know it.

"Jeannie, it'll pass before you know it."

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For both of us.

"For both of us."

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You'll be busy training, and l'll be busy working.

"You'll be busy training, and l'll be busy working."

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Yes. What will your secretary be busy doing?

"Yes. What will your secretary be busy doing?"

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Just forget about Corporal Burns.

"Just forget about Corporal Burns."

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You better get some of your things together.

"You better get some of your things together."

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l do not see why l must go away.

"l do not see why l must go away."

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You'll have the time of your life. Think of the interesting people you'll meet...

"You'll have the time of your life. Think of the interesting people you'll meet..."

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...and the things you'll see in North Africa.

"...and the things you'll see in North Africa."

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-North Africa? -San Antonio.

"-North Africa? -San Antonio."

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You'd better get your gear together.

"You'd better get your gear together."

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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Come in.

"Come in."

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-Recruit Nelson reporting, major. -At ease, recruit.

"-Recruit Nelson reporting, major. -At ease, recruit."

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l've been studying your aptitude tests, and the results are amazing.

"l've been studying your aptitude tests, and the results are amazing."

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-You're quite a remarkable woman. -Thank you.

"-You're quite a remarkable woman. -Thank you."

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As you know, these tests determine your main interests and ability.

"As you know, these tests determine your main interests and ability."

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They help us to place you in the jobs that you seem best suited to.

"They help us to place you in the jobs that you seem best suited to."

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What did you find out about me?

"What did you find out about me?"

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The average girl usually shows ability in several different fields.

"The average girl usually shows ability in several different fields."

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We've given you five separate tests, and the answer's always the same.

"We've given you five separate tests, and the answer's always the same."

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lt seems there is only one thing you're qualified to do.

"lt seems there is only one thing you're qualified to do."

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-What is that? -Nothing.

"-What is that? -Nothing."

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-How can that be? -l don't know.

"-How can that be? -l don't know."

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You have a very high lQ rating. To say that you're capable of nothing...

"You have a very high lQ rating. To say that you're capable of nothing..."

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-...just doesn't seem right. -No.

"-...just doesn't seem right. -No."

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Before you enlisted, you must have been doing something.

"Before you enlisted, you must have been doing something."

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-Oh, yes, l was. -What?

"-Oh, yes, l was. -What?"

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Nothing.

"Nothing."

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Well, we've just got to find some kind of job for you to do.

"Well, we've just got to find some kind of job for you to do."

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l would make a wonderful secretary for Captain Anthony Nelson.

"l would make a wonderful secretary for Captain Anthony Nelson."

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Wouldn't we all, my dear.

"Wouldn't we all, my dear."

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Let's see, the hospital is usually short-handed.

"Let's see, the hospital is usually short-handed."

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Perhaps you'd make a good nurse's aide.

"Perhaps you'd make a good nurse's aide."

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A nurse's aide?

"A nurse's aide?"

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l do not think so.

"l do not think so."

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You have your orders.

"You have your orders."

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Report to Lieutenant Grant, charge nurse.

"Report to Lieutenant Grant, charge nurse."

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And that will be all. Dismissed.

"And that will be all. Dismissed."

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l am truly sorry, colonel. l really do not know what to say.

"l am truly sorry, colonel. l really do not know what to say."

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Well, l've got plenty to say.

"Well, l've got plenty to say."

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Major Fiefield, this is Colonel Fenton.

"Major Fiefield, this is Colonel Fenton."

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Yes, colonel. What can l do for you?

"Yes, colonel. What can l do for you?"

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Take back that nurse's aide you sent over yesterday.

"Take back that nurse's aide you sent over yesterday."

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Recruit Nelson?

"Recruit Nelson?"

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Really, colonel, do you think it's fair to judge a girl after one day?

"Really, colonel, do you think it's fair to judge a girl after one day?"

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She needs time to learn.

"She needs time to learn."

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She's had all the time she's gonna get in my hospital.

"She's had all the time she's gonna get in my hospital."

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We're supposed to cure injuries here, not cause them.

"We're supposed to cure injuries here, not cause them."

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Oh, dear. What happened?

"Oh, dear. What happened?"

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She wanted to learn how to work our traction apparatus...

"She wanted to learn how to work our traction apparatus..."

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...and some nitwit doctor let her use him as a patient.

"...and some nitwit doctor let her use him as a patient."

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The poor numbskull wound up with a broken leg.

"The poor numbskull wound up with a broken leg."

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She broke his leg?

"She broke his leg?"

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In three places.

"In three places."

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Of course, if he had the brains of a polliwog...

"Of course, if he had the brains of a polliwog..."

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...he wouldn't have gone along with such an asinine idea.

"...he wouldn't have gone along with such an asinine idea."

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Well, l'm terribly sorry, colonel.

"Well, l'm terribly sorry, colonel."

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Tell Nelson to report to me at once.

"Tell Nelson to report to me at once."

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With pleasure, major.

"With pleasure, major."

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Major Fiefield would like to see you.

"Major Fiefield would like to see you."

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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Yes?

"Yes?"

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Pardon, sir, but you'll be late for the staff meeting.

"Pardon, sir, but you'll be late for the staff meeting."

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Tell them l'll be right there.

"Tell them l'll be right there."

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And that's really all there is to it.

"And that's really all there is to it."

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l don't think l'd make a very good driver, sergeant.

"l don't think l'd make a very good driver, sergeant."

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l want to be secretary to Captain Anthony Nelson.

"l want to be secretary to Captain Anthony Nelson."

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Look, take it up with the president. l'm here to teach you to drive a jeep.

"Look, take it up with the president. l'm here to teach you to drive a jeep."

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But what if l scratch the paint or dent a fender?

"But what if l scratch the paint or dent a fender?"

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This baby's indestructible. You couldn't hurt it if you hit a brick wall.

"This baby's indestructible. You couldn't hurt it if you hit a brick wall."

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Okay, recruit, take off.

"Okay, recruit, take off."

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Come in.

"Come in."

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-You sent for me, major? -Yes.

"-You sent for me, major? -Yes."

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These are the reports from the various departments...

"These are the reports from the various departments..."

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...in which you've worked. l wanted you to hear them.

"...in which you've worked. l wanted you to hear them."

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-Yes, ma'am. -From the hospital we have this:

"-Yes, ma'am. -From the hospital we have this:"

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'' Dangerous. Approach with extreme caution.''

"'' Dangerous. Approach with extreme caution.''"

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From the dental lab:

"From the dental lab:"

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''Strongly urge that Recruit Nelson be declared a disaster area.''

"''Strongly urge that Recruit Nelson be declared a disaster area.''"

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Sergeant Morgan, the driving instructor, writes:

"Sergeant Morgan, the driving instructor, writes:"

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''A terrifying experience.''

"''A terrifying experience.''"

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Administration says:

"Administration says:"

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''Should be ideal for demolition work.''

"''Should be ideal for demolition work.''"

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Now today l believe we worked in communications.

"Now today l believe we worked in communications."

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However, l haven't heard anything from them, so far.

"However, l haven't heard anything from them, so far."

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You will get a phone call as soon as the power lines are working again.

"You will get a phone call as soon as the power lines are working again."

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We haven't found our little niche yet, have we, Nelson?

"We haven't found our little niche yet, have we, Nelson?"

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l want to be secretary to Captain Nelson--

"l want to be secretary to Captain Nelson--"

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You've no experience. You've got to take tests--

"You've no experience. You've got to take tests--"

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-l've already taken them. -When?

"-l've already taken them. -When?"

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Between the jeep crash and the explosion...

"Between the jeep crash and the explosion..."

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...at the communication switchboard.

"...at the communication switchboard."

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Here's my score.

"Here's my score."

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l'm afraid you're just wasting your--

"l'm afraid you're just wasting your--"

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Two hundred and fifty words a minute!

"Two hundred and fifty words a minute!"

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No one can type that fast.

"No one can type that fast."

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That was not typing. That was dictation.

"That was not typing. That was dictation."

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Two hundred and fifty words a minute...

"Two hundred and fifty words a minute..."

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-...in longhand? -lt is easier to read that way.

"-...in longhand? -lt is easier to read that way."

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l got a score of 400 words in typing.

"l got a score of 400 words in typing."

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Unbelievable.

"Unbelievable."

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Yeah, l told you l would make a good secretary.

"Yeah, l told you l would make a good secretary."

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You'd be the ideal girl for Colonel Thomas.

"You'd be the ideal girl for Colonel Thomas."

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Colonel Thomas?

"Colonel Thomas?"

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