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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - G.I. Jeannie (S01E01)

Commanding officer at Lucas Air Base, North Africa.

"Commanding officer at Lucas Air Base, North Africa."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, no, no. l want to be the secretary...

"Oh, no, no. l want to be the secretary..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...to Captain Anthony Nelson at Cape Kennedy.

"...to Captain Anthony Nelson at Cape Kennedy."

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l said Colonel Thomas at Lucas Air Base, North Africa.

"l said Colonel Thomas at Lucas Air Base, North Africa."

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Are you sure it was not Captain Nelson at Cape Kennedy?

"Are you sure it was not Captain Nelson at Cape Kennedy?"

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Of course, l'm sure.

"Of course, l'm sure."

I Dream of Jeannie

ls there something wrong with your hearing?

"ls there something wrong with your hearing?"

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l distinctly told you to report to Captain Nelson at Cape Kennedy.

"l distinctly told you to report to Captain Nelson at Cape Kennedy."

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Yes, ma'am. That is what l thought you said.

"Yes, ma'am. That is what l thought you said."

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-Good morning, corporal. -Good morning, Captain Master.

"-Good morning, corporal. -Good morning, Captain Master."

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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Private Nelson, sir. l've been assigned as your secretary.

"Private Nelson, sir. l've been assigned as your secretary."

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-What happened to Corporal Burns? -She has been transferred...

"-What happened to Corporal Burns? -She has been transferred..."

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...to Lucas Air Base, North Africa.

"...to Lucas Air Base, North Africa."

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This is pretty funny. Are you really my secretary?

"This is pretty funny. Are you really my secretary?"

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l tried to do it without any tricks, as l promised.

"l tried to do it without any tricks, as l promised."

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But l do not think the WAFs are ready for me.

"But l do not think the WAFs are ready for me."

I Dream of Jeannie

What would you like me to do first?

"What would you like me to do first?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, first l'd like you to clean out my desk.

"Well, first l'd like you to clean out my desk."

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And then call the airstrip and find out what flight l'm taking to Nevada.

"And then call the airstrip and find out what flight l'm taking to Nevada."

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Oh, yes, sir. Nevada?

"Oh, yes, sir. Nevada?"

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l start training for Operation Moondrop.

"l start training for Operation Moondrop."

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-Well, what about me? -You won't have any problems.

"-Well, what about me? -You won't have any problems."

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They can always use a good secretary around here.

"They can always use a good secretary around here."

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-But l am your secretary. -l won't need one where l'm going.

"-But l am your secretary. -l won't need one where l'm going."

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l resign.

"l resign."

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Well, you can't.

"Well, you can't."

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You just can't. There's no way out. l checked.

"You just can't. There's no way out. l checked."

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They only discharge girls if they're troublesome...

"They only discharge girls if they're troublesome..."

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...or a disturbing influence, or prove incompetent in their work.

"...or a disturbing influence, or prove incompetent in their work."

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You were saying, master?

"You were saying, master?"

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l was saying, welcome back to civilian life.

"l was saying, welcome back to civilian life."

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Once upon a time...

"Once upon a time..."

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... in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy...

"... in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy..."

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...an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission.

"...an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission."

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The missile went up, but something went wrong...

"The missile went up, but something went wrong..."

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...and they had to bring it down.

"...and they had to bring it down."

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Captain Nelson landed on an island...

"Captain Nelson landed on an island..."

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... in the South Pacific, where he found a bottle.

"... in the South Pacific, where he found a bottle."

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At least it looked like a bottle. But it didn't act like a bottle.

"At least it looked like a bottle. But it didn't act like a bottle."

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Because in it was a genie.

"Because in it was a genie."

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Oh, not your average, everyday genie...

"Oh, not your average, everyday genie..."

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...but a beautiful genie...

"...but a beautiful genie..."

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... who could grant any wish.

"... who could grant any wish."

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Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free.

"Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free."

I Dream of Jeannie

Only she didn't want to be free.

"Only she didn't want to be free."

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You know how it is when you've been cooped up...

"You know how it is when you've been cooped up..."

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... in a bottle for 2000 years. She wanted to have fun...

"... in a bottle for 2000 years. She wanted to have fun..."

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...and she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson.

"...and she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson."

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So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach...

"So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach..."

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...a mythical town in a mythical state called Florida.

"...a mythical town in a mythical state called Florida."

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And there, in this house, the girl in the bottle...

"And there, in this house, the girl in the bottle..."

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...plays spin the astronaut.

"...plays spin the astronaut."

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Jeannie. Jeannie.

"Jeannie. Jeannie."

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All right now, Jeannie, come on out of there.

"All right now, Jeannie, come on out of there."

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, come on. l mean it.

"Now, come on. l mean it."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay, young lady, this time you've gone just too far.

"Okay, young lady, this time you've gone just too far."

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All right, now, come on.

"All right, now, come on."

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-Thou hast tried to drown me. -Oh, yeah?

"-Thou hast tried to drown me. -Oh, yeah?"

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Don't tempt me. All right, now, what did you do with them?

"Don't tempt me. All right, now, what did you do with them?"

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What did l do with what?

"What did l do with what?"

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The papers l brought home from the air base this afternoon.

"The papers l brought home from the air base this afternoon."

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-The ones you said were important? -Yes, those are the ones.

"-The ones you said were important? -Yes, those are the ones."

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l put them in my desk, and they're not there.

"l put them in my desk, and they're not there."

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Well, of course not.

"Well, of course not."

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Since you told me of their importance, l hid them where they would be safe.

"Since you told me of their importance, l hid them where they would be safe."

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Jeannie, l told you never to touch my papers.

"Jeannie, l told you never to touch my papers."

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lf they'd been lost, l'd be in really big trouble.

"lf they'd been lost, l'd be in really big trouble."

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l put them in a hiding place where they will never be found.

"l put them in a hiding place where they will never be found."

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Well, they're--

"Well, they're--"

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They are....

"They are...."

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They are hidden.

"They are hidden."

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Yes, yes, l know that. But where are they hidden?

"Yes, yes, l know that. But where are they hidden?"

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Are they--? Are they under a cushion?

"Are they--? Are they under a cushion?"

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Under the rug?

"Under the rug?"

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Behind a picture? ln a book? ln a purse? ln a hatbox?

"Behind a picture? ln a book? ln a purse? ln a hatbox?"

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-That's it. -What?

"-That's it. -What?"

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A suitcase.

"A suitcase."

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l took the small suitcase from the hall closet.

"l took the small suitcase from the hall closet."

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And then l very carefully put the papers inside.

"And then l very carefully put the papers inside."

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Then l carefully locked it. Then l very carefully took the key--

"Then l carefully locked it. Then l very carefully took the key--"

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And you carefully hid it? ln a place where nobody would ever find it.

"And you carefully hid it? ln a place where nobody would ever find it."

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That is right. lt is right here.

"That is right. lt is right here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, Jeannie. Please, don't scare me like that.

"Oh, Jeannie. Please, don't scare me like that."

I Dream of Jeannie

You did not think l had lost it?

"You did not think l had lost it?"

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Well, you must admit that you had a little difficulty...

"Well, you must admit that you had a little difficulty..."

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...in remembering you had put the papers in the suitcase.

"...in remembering you had put the papers in the suitcase."

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But l had no difficulty remembering...

"But l had no difficulty remembering..."

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...where l had hidden the key to the suitcase.

"...where l had hidden the key to the suitcase."

I Dream of Jeannie

No. No, that's true.

"No. No, that's true."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm only too glad to humbly apologize for doubting you but--

"l'm only too glad to humbly apologize for doubting you but--"

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Wait, master.

"Wait, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you do not mind, l would rather have you humbly apologize after.

"lf you do not mind, l would rather have you humbly apologize after."

I Dream of Jeannie

After what?

"After what?"

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After l remember where l've hidden the suitcase.

"After l remember where l've hidden the suitcase."

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No, no. No, thanks, Jeannie.

"No, no. No, thanks, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

l've got to get going. l got a ton of work waiting for me on my desk.

"l've got to get going. l got a ton of work waiting for me on my desk."

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Will you be home for dinner tonight, master?

"Will you be home for dinner tonight, master?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm afraid not, Jeannie. Looks like another late session.

"l'm afraid not, Jeannie. Looks like another late session."

I Dream of Jeannie

Again?

"Again?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You have had to work late every night this week.

"You have had to work late every night this week."

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l'm assigned to a pretty important project.

"l'm assigned to a pretty important project."

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That is because you are the wisest master in the whole world.

"That is because you are the wisest master in the whole world."

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Listen, l gotta get going.

"Listen, l gotta get going."

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Have a good day, Jeannie.

"Have a good day, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Are you not going to kiss me goodbye?

"Are you not going to kiss me goodbye?"

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Now, remember our bargain. This is a purely platonic relationship.

"Now, remember our bargain. This is a purely platonic relationship."

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Oh, yes. Purely platonic.

"Oh, yes. Purely platonic."

I Dream of Jeannie

You agreed to keep it on that basis because you knew it was the best way.

"You agreed to keep it on that basis because you knew it was the best way."

I Dream of Jeannie

No. l agreed because l did not know what '' platonic'' meant.

"No. l agreed because l did not know what '' platonic'' meant."

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lt's another name for friendship.

"lt's another name for friendship."

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Pals. Good buddies.

"Pals. Good buddies."

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Then what about a friendly kiss goodbye?

"Then what about a friendly kiss goodbye?"

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Well, l don't suppose there's any harm in that.

"Well, l don't suppose there's any harm in that."

I Dream of Jeannie

You're the best buddy a buddy ever had.

"You're the best buddy a buddy ever had."

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Tony. Do you have a minute for a cup of coffee?

"Tony. Do you have a minute for a cup of coffee?"

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Sure, Roge. lt'll have to be a quick one.

"Sure, Roge. lt'll have to be a quick one."

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Boy, what a depressing day this figures to be.

"Boy, what a depressing day this figures to be."

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Yeah, l know. This paperwork's getting me down too.

"Yeah, l know. This paperwork's getting me down too."

I Dream of Jeannie

lt's not the paperwork that's bugging me. lt's Beverly.

"lt's not the paperwork that's bugging me. lt's Beverly."

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