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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - G.I. Jeannie (S01E01)

-...off she goes to Africa. -How long is she gonna be gone?

"-...off she goes to Africa. -How long is she gonna be gone?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Eight months. -Eight months?

"-Eight months. -Eight months?"

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By then, there's bound to be someone else.

"By then, there's bound to be someone else."

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Someone else? There will probably be dozens.

"Someone else? There will probably be dozens."

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Well, if Beverly's so crazy about you...

"Well, if Beverly's so crazy about you..."

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...why would she look for somebody else?

"...why would she look for somebody else?"

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Who's talking about Beverly? l was talking about me.

"Who's talking about Beverly? l was talking about me."

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Tony, eight months is a long time, you know. We--

"Tony, eight months is a long time, you know. We--"

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These girls may not be Beverly, but they're here.

"These girls may not be Beverly, but they're here."

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Now, let's see what we have in the little old goody book.

"Now, let's see what we have in the little old goody book."

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And we have Beverly, Elizabeth, and we have....

"And we have Beverly, Elizabeth, and we have...."

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Thanks for cheering me up, Tony. You've been a real--

"Thanks for cheering me up, Tony. You've been a real--"

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Tony?

"Tony?"

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-l thought you would never get here. -What are you doing here?

"-l thought you would never get here. -What are you doing here?"

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-l miss you. -l just left the house.

"-l miss you. -l just left the house."

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-But that is when l miss you most. -You gotta get out of here. Come on.

"-But that is when l miss you most. -You gotta get out of here. Come on."

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-May l not stay for just a few minutes? -No, absolutely not.

"-May l not stay for just a few minutes? -No, absolutely not."

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l'm working with classified material. lf you're seen, l'd be court-martialed.

"l'm working with classified material. lf you're seen, l'd be court-martialed."

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-No one will see me. -Yes, they will. My secretary.

"-No one will see me. -Yes, they will. My secretary."

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You have a secretary?

"You have a secretary?"

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Well, certainly l have a secretary.

"Well, certainly l have a secretary."

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And when you work nights, the secretary is here with you?

"And when you work nights, the secretary is here with you?"

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Of course.

"Of course."

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-What does she look like? -She looks like a 45-year-old man.

"-What does she look like? -She looks like a 45-year-old man."

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-Your secretary's a man? -Yes. Sergeant Cushing.

"-Your secretary's a man? -Yes. Sergeant Cushing."

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Now, come on.

"Now, come on."

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That's Cushing.

"That's Cushing."

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Sergeant, just hold on a minute. l'm on the phone.

"Sergeant, just hold on a minute. l'm on the phone."

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l'll just be a minute. Jeannie. Jeannie?

"l'll just be a minute. Jeannie. Jeannie?"

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Well, wherever you are, just stay there, huh?

"Well, wherever you are, just stay there, huh?"

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Come on in, sergeant.

"Come on in, sergeant."

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l'm Corporal Burns, captain. l've been assigned as your secretary.

"l'm Corporal Burns, captain. l've been assigned as your secretary."

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What happened to Sergeant Cushing?

"What happened to Sergeant Cushing?"

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He's been transferred. l know this is rather short notice...

"He's been transferred. l know this is rather short notice..."

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...but l hope you won't be too disappointed in his replacement.

"...but l hope you won't be too disappointed in his replacement."

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Oh, no. No.

"Oh, no. No."

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Well, l feel it's only fair to warn you...

"Well, l feel it's only fair to warn you..."

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...that this job requires quite a bit of night work.

"...that this job requires quite a bit of night work."

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l'm quite used to that, captain.

"l'm quite used to that, captain."

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Well, l might as well show you where everything is.

"Well, l might as well show you where everything is."

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This is our supply closet here.

"This is our supply closet here."

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-What's the matter? -Nothing.

"-What's the matter? -Nothing."

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-l just forgot l had something in there. -What?

"-l just forgot l had something in there. -What?"

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Well, l can't say.

"Well, l can't say."

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Hush-hush stuff?

"Hush-hush stuff?"

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Hush-hush stuff.

"Hush-hush stuff."

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Oh, very hush-hush.

"Oh, very hush-hush."

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As a matter of fact, l'd better take care of that right now...

"As a matter of fact, l'd better take care of that right now..."

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-...before l start anything new. -Can l help?

"-...before l start anything new. -Can l help?"

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l'm cleared for classified material, you know.

"l'm cleared for classified material, you know."

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No, this is not exactly classified. l consider it more, top-secret.

"No, this is not exactly classified. l consider it more, top-secret."

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Why don't you check back with me in an hour.

"Why don't you check back with me in an hour."

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Well, okay.

"Well, okay."

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Bye.

"Bye."

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Bye.

"Bye."

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Jeannie, you can come out-- Jeannie, now, come on out. Come on.

"Jeannie, you can come out-- Jeannie, now, come on out. Come on."

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-l am ready when you are, boss. -Boss?

"-l am ready when you are, boss. -Boss?"

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ls that not what your secretary is supposed to call you?

"ls that not what your secretary is supposed to call you?"

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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Oh, l see. You think l've lost my mind. l'm gonna let you be my secretary.

"Oh, l see. You think l've lost my mind. l'm gonna let you be my secretary."

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l will be a better one than that Corporal Burns.

"l will be a better one than that Corporal Burns."

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And l do not mind working nights either.

"And l do not mind working nights either."

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ln the first place, you can't type. ln the second place, you can't file.

"ln the first place, you can't type. ln the second place, you can't file."

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You can't take dictation. You can't even sharpen a pencil--

"You can't take dictation. You can't even sharpen a pencil--"

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Well, how about that.

"Well, how about that."

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l'm ready when you are, captain.

"l'm ready when you are, captain."

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l told you l would be a good secretary.

"l told you l would be a good secretary."

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Good? You're terrific. You're fantastic.

"Good? You're terrific. You're fantastic."

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-l get the job, master? -No.

"-l get the job, master? -No."

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-No? Why not? -Because this is a military base...

"-No? Why not? -Because this is a military base..."

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...a rather important one too.

"...a rather important one too."

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Because of security reasons, they do not use civilian personnel.

"Because of security reasons, they do not use civilian personnel."

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ln order to be your secretary, l would have to join the Air Force.

"ln order to be your secretary, l would have to join the Air Force."

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And you certainly wouldn't want to do that.

"And you certainly wouldn't want to do that."

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l think it is a marvellous idea.

"l think it is a marvellous idea."

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Then we could be together all the time.

"Then we could be together all the time."

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There's a few facts you'd better get straight first.

"There's a few facts you'd better get straight first."

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-Facts? What facts? -l talked to Roger Healey.

"-Facts? What facts? -l talked to Roger Healey."

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lf you join, you know where you'd be going?

"lf you join, you know where you'd be going?"

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-Where? -You'd be going--

"-Where? -You'd be going--"

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You'd be going into the finest organization in the world.

"You'd be going into the finest organization in the world."

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l want you to be proud of me. l'm going to become a wonderful WAF.

"l want you to be proud of me. l'm going to become a wonderful WAF."

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And l will do it without using a single genie trick.

"And l will do it without using a single genie trick."

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Come in.

"Come in."

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-May l help you, please? -l'm Captain Nelson.

"-May l help you, please? -l'm Captain Nelson."

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-We spoke on the phone this morning. -Of course, captain.

"-We spoke on the phone this morning. -Of course, captain."

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lt's a pleasure to meet you, sir.

"lt's a pleasure to meet you, sir."

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This is the young lady that wants to become a WAF.

"This is the young lady that wants to become a WAF."

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-Yes, ma'am. -There isn't a finer, nobler career...

"-Yes, ma'am. -There isn't a finer, nobler career..."

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...you could have chosen. Would you like to sit down?

"...you could have chosen. Would you like to sit down?"

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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Well, let's get a little information on her, all right?

"Well, let's get a little information on her, all right?"

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-Name? -My last name?

"-Name? -My last name?"

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-Nelson. -Nelson.

"-Nelson. -Nelson."

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Oh, then she's a relative of yours, sir?

"Oh, then she's a relative of yours, sir?"

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Yes, yes. Sort of.

"Yes, yes. Sort of."

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What relation is she to you, sir?

"What relation is she to you, sir?"

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-Wife. -Cousin.

"-Wife. -Cousin."

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-l beg your pardon? -My wife's cousin.

"-l beg your pardon? -My wife's cousin."

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-Date of birth? -July 1 st.

"-Date of birth? -July 1 st."

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July 1 st.

"July 1 st."

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-Year? -Twenty-one B.C.

"-Year? -Twenty-one B.C."

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Age?

"Age?"

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Fifteen hundred.

"Fifteen hundred."

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-And place of birth? -Pompeii.

"-And place of birth? -Pompeii."

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Pomp--

"Pomp--"

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''Twenty-one B.C. Fifteen hundred years old.''

"''Twenty-one B.C. Fifteen hundred years old.''"

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l know l should have been honest with you, lieutenant.

"l know l should have been honest with you, lieutenant."

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-l am not really 1 500. -l really didn't think so.

"-l am not really 1 500. -l really didn't think so."

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l am 2000. But every woman lies about her age.

"l am 2000. But every woman lies about her age."

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Now, l'm afraid Jeannie tends to be a bit of a practical joker.

"Now, l'm afraid Jeannie tends to be a bit of a practical joker."

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There's no harm intended. Just in the spirit of fun, you know.

"There's no harm intended. Just in the spirit of fun, you know."

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She's enlisting in the WAFs, captain, not in the Camp Fire Girls.

"She's enlisting in the WAFs, captain, not in the Camp Fire Girls."

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Give us a new application. We'll go into another room and fill it out.

"Give us a new application. We'll go into another room and fill it out."

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No sense bothering you with all this, is there?

"No sense bothering you with all this, is there?"

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Well, all right, captain. Go in the room across the hall.

"Well, all right, captain. Go in the room across the hall."

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Well, thank you very much. Jeannie.

"Well, thank you very much. Jeannie."

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Thanks again.

"Thanks again."

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Are you certain we are doing the right thing?

"Are you certain we are doing the right thing?"

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Absolutely. You'll be right where you belong.

"Absolutely. You'll be right where you belong."

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