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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- The Leftovers (S10E10)

"[chuckles]You think he'd let me groom him?"
Archer
"It's something about those eggs."
Archer
"This might be the starvation talking"
Archer
"or the fact that I don't like the looks of your feet,"
Archer
"but maybe we should just eat the eggs?"
Archer
"Everyone's acting weird,"
Archer
"but I guess they're not dead, right?"
Archer
"Yeah, so what's the worst that could happen?"
Archer
"Dot, dot, dot."
Archer
"How did this happen? I hate you."
Archer
"Yeah, and I don't usually have a thing"
Archer
"for older divorced ladies."
Archer
"-Hey! -I'm kidding."
Archer
"I totally have a thing for older divorced ladies."
Archer
"[gasps]"
Archer
"Not all the time."
Archer
"It's like a... What's the drink called?"
Archer
"Like a drink you drink between other drinks."
Archer
"Like aperitif, but not."
Archer
"God, Cyril's gonna be pissed."
Archer
"Not digestif, that's after..."
Archer
"wait, you're sleeping with Cyril?"
Archer
"-And why would you care? -I don't know."
Archer
"[sighs] I guess, deep down,"
Archer
"I s-still care what you do."
Archer
"That's very slightly touching."
Archer
"I mean, you're my ex-wife, Lana."
Archer
"What you do reflects back on me."
Archer
"Oh, this from the guy that just called me an intermezzo."
Archer
"That's it! Intermezzo."
Archer
"That was really bothering me."
Archer
"This is a nightmare."
Archer
"Talking to you is like talking to a very selfish rock"
Archer
"with mother issues."
Archer
"Rocks don't have moms."
Archer
"Unless you count volcanoes."
Archer
"But speaking of things that are hard as a rock..."
Archer
"Great segue.That was pretty amazing, right?"
Archer
"Unfortunately, yes."
Archer
"Round two?"
Archer
"[moaning]"
Archer
"Does it bother you that it's watching us?"
Archer
"Why?"
Archer
"[exhales] How long do you need?"
Archer
"After that sexual Iditarod?"
Archer
"-Two minutes, 15 seconds. -Should we maybe discuss"
Archer
"what's going on with the ship and, uh,"
Archer
"how we should maybe do something about it?"
Archer
"Now you've pushed it back to three with all that talk,"
Archer
"so might as well."
Archer
"-[creature moans] -I just want to look at it."
Archer
"-Oh, my God, what's that? -[creature chirps]"
Archer
"Huh. I-I guess it was nothing."
Archer
"-[groans]-Oh, put a sock in it, Benedict."
Archer
"You've fallen for that, like, four times."
Archer
"At some point, it is your fault."
Archer
"You're calling it... No. I will not engage with that."
Archer
"Are you sure? I've got awhole series of quips about it."
Archer
"We're under the influence of something, right?"
Archer
"I think we've just finally discovered our true feelings."
Archer
"All the games can stop now."
Archer
"We're gonna be together forever."
Archer
"[both laughing]"
Archer
"Yeah, yeah, we're egg crazy."
Archer
"Which explains why we're setting sex records"
Archer
"in both frequency and duration and probably distance,"
Archer
"-if they measured sex in that. -So let's go talk to Krieger,"
Archer
"figure out a solution to our starvation problem"
Archer
"and then get rid of these eggs."
Archer
"Or we could just have sex again?"
Archer
"Yup, probably that."
Archer
"Krieger, I command that you scan me."
Archer
"I already am."
Archer
"Because I command it. All is well."
Archer
"KRIEGER: Huh, same as Gillette and Cyril."
Archer
"Tough to see brain changes with all the background egg"
Archer
"in your blood."
Archer
"This scanner sees through clothes."
Archer
"-Why are we in our underwear? -Why indeed?"
Archer
"I did it because Pam told me to."
Archer
"-Hey, me too. -Patton couldn't lift"
Archer
"these nuts. Hooah!"
Archer
"My current hypothesisis that these neurotransmitters"
Archer
"free you from mental blocks"
Archer
"and let you pursue your deepest wishes."
Archer
"Leadership."
Archer
"Doing nothing."
Archer
""Off the Dome.""
Archer
"And we're married to that title?"
Archer
"Do you just live in doorways now?"
Archer
"Found this one nibbling on a power cord."
Archer
"What are you, part Mynock? [chuckles]"
Archer
"No. I was just trying to tenderize myself."
Archer
"Now who's stupid?"
Archer
"Can't believe we were so wrong about you."
Archer
"Cheryl, can you step in here"
Archer
"-and put this in your mouth? -[chuckles]"
Archer
"Not gonna fall for that again."
Archer
"Damn it!"
Archer
"-KRIEGER: How do you feel? -CHERYL: I don't feel any different."
Archer
"I mean, hmm, I kinda want to blow up the ship,"
Archer
"but I always want to do that."
Archer
"[sing-songy] There goes your theory."
Archer
"No, I think this actually confirms it."
Archer
"Because she has no impulse control,"
Archer
"the eggs don't affect her."
Archer
"That's totally unfair."
Archer
"KRIEGER: Whuh-oh."
Archer
"Seems these eggs are also highly addictive."
Archer
"-No, they're not. -That's ridiculous. -What, these?"
Archer
"These eggs right here?"
Archer
"Krieger, I think it's time we took a walk."
Archer
"Ooh, I love secret plans."
Archer
"ARCHER: Oh, God."
Archer
"-[Lana moans] -[chuckles] I just ejaculated dust,"
Archer
"and I'm pretty sure it was my own pulverized skeleton."
Archer
"One more go?"
Archer
"So, hey, guys."
Archer
"Ugh. I would act startled but it would probably kill me."
Archer
"Turns out those eggs are highly addictive"
Archer
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