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Clips from Derry Girls - The Night Before (S03E03)

"Cheers, Hans."
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"Mind yourselves, now. Slan."
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"{\an1}DOORS SLAM"
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"{\an1}ENGINE REVS"
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"Hans? Prick!"
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"They were so sound."
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"And that Hans fella had an arse on him like two boiled eggs."
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"I hope they're getting overtime. Me too."
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"Aye, that was some amount of gear they shifted."
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"It was, wasn't it?"
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"They didn't actually say where they were taking it, did they? No."
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"So...now that I think about it,"
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"weren't those computers, like, relatively new?"
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"I think they might have been, yeah."
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"Right, so..."
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"..is it a bit weird that two men we've never seen before"
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"just sort of took away a load of really expensive equipment"
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"in the middle of the night? What are you getting at, Clare?"
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"It's just that...now...on reflection..."
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"..I'm slightly worried we might have accidentally"
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"helped burgle the school."
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"{\an1}SIRENS WAIL"
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"Sweet merciful Jesus!"
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"{\an1}ALL SHOUT AT ONCE"
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"Armed police! Hands in the air now!"
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"Hands in the air, slowly turn around,"
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"and place your palms flat against the wall!"
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"This is a set-up!"
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"You have my full cooperation, sir!"
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"I repeat, put your hands in the air,"
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"slowly turn around and place your palms flat against the wall!"
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"What the hell's going on?!"
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"What? No! No!"
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"No, no, no, no!"
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"Can I hold your gun?"
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"No, no, no, no! This is a terrible mistake, officer!"
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"Wait, are they arresting us?"
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"But they haven't said the bit! You haven't said the bit!"
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"Do you know the bit about how we don't have to"
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"say anything at this time, and anything we do say"
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"may be given in evidence?"
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"You know, our right to remain silent?"
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"You haven't told me about my right to remain silent!"
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"What about my right to remain silent?! Shut the fuck up, James!"
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"We didn't do anything, we're innocent!"
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"Like that matters, Erin, we're Catholics, for Christ's sake!"
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"Have you never seen In The Name Of The Father?"
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"They'll think nothing of sending us down for a crime we didn't commit!"
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"We'll be like the Guildford Four, the Birmingham Six!"
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"Or the A-Team. We can't go to prison, girls!"
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"We're too delicate for prison!"
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"We go to convent school, Erin, for fuck's sake, we'll be grand."
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"Excuse me, ma'am, can I just say I'd be absolutely willing"
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"to give evidence against these guys"
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"if the right deal was on the table. Seriously, Clare?!"
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"{\an1}MUSIC: Born Slippy by Underworld"
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"Pull over."
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"This is a good spot."
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"Oh, is it now?"
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"Disposed of a body before, have you, Joe?"
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"No."
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"But I've often thought about how I might."
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"{\an1}DOOR SLAMS"
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"God love him. Don't be soft, Gerry."
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"It was him or us. That's just not true, is it, Joe?"
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"Right, you take his legs, I'll take his..."
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"..legs. Grand, so."
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"{\an1}POLICE RADIO CHATTER"
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"Put your back into it, for Christ's sake!"
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"{\an1}GERRY BREATHES HEAVILY"
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"{\an1}Sir. DOOR CLOSES"
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"Sir!"
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"MICHELLE: Oh, dickhead!"
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"Please, sit down."
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"OK, ladies..."
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"We'd just like to ask you a few questions."
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"Nice uniform."
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"Thank you. Oh, you're welcome."
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"Not now, Michelle."
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"OK, sir, I would just like to state for the tape..."
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"There is no tape. ..that we are completely and totally innocent."
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"And this is a...horrific miscarriage of justice."
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"Grand. Excuse me?!"
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"Here's where we're at, girls."
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"I'm actually a boy. OK, love."
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"We've had several reports of suspicious activity"
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"on the grounds of Our Lady Immaculate College this evening."
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"Following up on that lead, we discover you five on the premises,"
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"that the locks on the side door have been forced,"
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"and the alarm system deactivated."
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"Now, we can't get hold of the headmistress,"
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"one...Sister George Michael."
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"George Michael? But the caretaker has informed us"
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"that a substantial amount of computer equipment"
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"seems to have vanished."
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"We didn't take it. What were you doing on the grounds, girls?"
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"We went there to... We thought that we could..."
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"We were just trying to..."
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"Break in."
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"We would like to speak to a solicitor, please. All in good time."
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"For the tape, the inspector is refusing us"
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"the right of legal representation."
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"There is no tape. Well, why can't we speak to a solicitor?!"
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"I didn't say you couldn't. You're trying to stitch us up, aren't you?"
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"Why would I do that? Because we're fenians."
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"That is a very serious allegation, girls."
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"{\an8}Are you denying that your organisation is prejudiced, Inspector?"
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"For the tape, the inspector is refusing to answer."
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"There is no tape!"
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"If your organisation isn't prejudiced, Inspector,"
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"then you won't mind telling us how many Catholic officers"
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"are serving in it at this time."
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"I think we're losing sight"
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"of who's questioning who here, girls. How many?"
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"{\an1}HE STAMMERS"
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"Well, if you count the Jewish fella from, uh, Ballymena, three."
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"In the entire police force,"
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"you have three Catholic officers, and one of those officers is a Jew?"
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"Lovely fella, by the way. He is, yeah."
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"I would like to speak to our lawyer immediately. Who is our lawyer?"
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