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Clips from Derry Girls - The Night Before (S03E03)

"We understood what was at stake."
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"Our fear was replaced with something altogether more terrifying..."
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"..hope."
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"Hope is so much worse."
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"With hope you have something to lose..."
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"{\an1}TAPE REWINDS VOICE DISTORTS"
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"Oh, for fuck's sake! What's happened now?!"
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"Your TV is such a piece of crap."
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"No, it's not. Your camera's the problem."
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"My camera's top of the range!"
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"It's true. His ma only sends him really expensive shit, you know,"
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"to make up for the fact that she doesn't love him."
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"Michelle! Oh, sorry, that came out wrong."
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"I meant... Nope, can't think of any other way to put that."
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"That actor there looks so familiar."
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"That's you, Orla."
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"We're gonna have to reshoot this footage. No chance!"
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"Oh, come on, Michelle!"
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"These kids from Germany made a short film about the Berlin Wall,"
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"and it won an Oscar!"
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"Aye, but they probably had, you know, talent."
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"Look, we need to face the fact that we've spent the summer"
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"making something that's really quite shite."
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"It's not shit, Michelle! Well, the script might need a bit of work."
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"Do not start on the script again! The script is a masterpiece!"
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"The script is boring, Erin. It doesn't make any sense."
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"What's it even about? Peace."
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"Urgh, I am so fucking sick of peace!"
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"It's all anyone ever bangs on about."
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"OK, I think we should just cut our losses,"
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"and make a couple of fake videos for You've Been Framed."
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"Oh, I can fall down three flights of stairs without even hurting myself!"
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"It's £250 a pop, people!"
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"No! Can I ask something? Yeah."
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"How much longer are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room?"
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"Where? It's tomorrow, girls. Tomorrow!"
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"Christ, I feel sick. Why? You're gonna walk it, Clare."
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"I know that! I'm not worried about me, I'm worried about you four."
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"If you fail your GCSEs the school won't take you back."
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"I don't wanna have to make new friends from scratch,"
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"I'll have enough on my plate with the A-levels!"
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"I'm just praying you lot scrape by!"
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"That is very considerate of you, Clare."
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"I know!"
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"{\an1}MUSIC: I'm Gonna Get You by Bizzare Inc"
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"Once again, the Maze was the focal point"
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"of a troubled peace process today,"
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"as Mo Mowlam arrived for a visit"
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"that has been variously described as mad or brave."
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"If we manage to get people round the table on Monday..."
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"God, she's a ballsy wee thing, isn't she?"
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"I've said it before and I'll say it again,"
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"if anyone's gonna sort that lot out it'll be a woman."
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"Where is he? D'you get the butter? He's done it again. Seamus!"
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"Keep your voice down, Gerry! I want him out, Mary!"
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"He'll hear ye! I don't care!"
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"He's a psychopath, and he's outstayed his welcome."
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"{\an1}DOOR OPENS Seamus!"
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"Seamus! Just what the hell is your problem, boy?!"
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"{\an1}That. CAT MEOWS"
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"That is my problem, Joe. There is now a dead shrew on our doorstep."
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"And? And if we add that to the three dead pigeons, the dead mouse,"
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"and the dead feckin' frog, that's quite the body count, Joe."
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"What's that gotta do with Seamus?"
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"The fact that the corpses starting piling up"
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"within 24 hours of you taking in a feral cat is no coincidence, Joe."
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"It wasn't Seamus! Seamus wouldn't hurt a fly."
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"I've seen him EAT flies. Seamus didn't kill anything!"
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"There's a tabby, two streets away,"
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"has a vendetta against him."
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"They had a falling out. I don't know the details."
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"So, Seamus has been framed by another cat?!"
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"Exactly!"
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"Jesus, that's desperate."
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"He could at least put a bell on the thing. That's a good idea, Daddy."
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"That way if Seamus is the culprit... He isn't!"
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"Well, then the birds, the mice, the shrews, the frogs,"
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"they'll hear him coming."
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"Put a bell on him? I dunno, Mary,"
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"is that not a breach of his human rights?"
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"No, because he's a cat."
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"He doesn't want to wear a bell, Mary, he's made that very clear!"
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"Christ almighty!"
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"We're going to Michelle's to watch a film,"
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"can we borrow your video-cam, Daddy?"
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"So, big day tomorrow! Is our Avon order due?"
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"The weans get their GCSE results, Sarah."
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"Oh, aye."
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"Listen, no auld filth, do you hear me?"
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"I'm sorry?! I had to pay an overdue fine last week,"
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"and American Gigolo is not suitable viewing for teenage girls."
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"I didn't rent American Gigolo, Daddy."
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"I swear!"
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"Leave the weans alone, Gerry. Away you go."
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"{\an1}DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES Interesting."
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"Jesus, this looks class."
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"This Scottish drag queen takes on the entire English army."
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"William Wallace wasn't a drag queen, Michelle."
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"He's wearing a skirt, and has a full face of foundation on him, James."
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"Oh, fuck's sake. You dirty wee bastard."
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"What kind of a fucking animal doesn't REWIND?!"
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"Dennis, what are you doing here?"
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"I work here. No, you don't."
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"Aye, I do. Since when?"
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"Jesus Christ, I was asked less questions when I was interned."
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"I don't think I've ever seen you outside of your wee shop."
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"I didn't even know you had legs. Are yous gonna get something, or not?"
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"Well, is there anything in particular you'd recommend, Dennis? No."
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"OK, well..."
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"..we're just having a bit of a read, and then..."
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"Bit of a read? This isn't a fucking library, girls."
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"It is a library, Dennis, it's... It's a video library."
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"{\an1}Ah. HE CHUCKLES"
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"GET OUT!"
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"{\an1}GIRLS GASP DOOR OPENS"
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"Ladies. What happened, Sister?!"
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"This? This is nothing."
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"You should see the other guy."
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"Right."
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"We wanted to rent a video, but... Yeah, I didn't ask."
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