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Clips from Derry Girls - The Night Before (S03E03)

"Trying to take our minds off tomorrow."
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"Why are you still talking to me?"
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"The results, you know? Stop it!"
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"I suppose in many ways you're as nervous as we are."
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"Well, no, because the school actually receives them"
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"the day before you do, and also, I don't care."
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"Awk, Sister, it's yourself."
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"I've left the new Scorsese over for you."
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"You...have the results already?!"
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"You know how we did?"
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"Just try to enjoy what time you've left, girls."
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"{\an8}"Try to enjoy what time we have left." It doesn't even make any sense."
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"It means we've failed, Erin. It means no GCSEs, ergo no A-levels,"
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"ergo no university, ergo the end!"
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""Ergo" wise up, Clare."
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"You're over-reacting."
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"I knew I should have cut ties with you lot a long time ago."
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"It's not our fault! Of course it's your fault!"
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"You've dragged me down to your level,"
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"your stupidity has finally rubbed off on me."
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"I was a scholar when I met you, Erin, a scholar!"
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"You were three! Our lives are over."
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"I wouldn't say our lives are over."
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"Passing those exams was our only chance."
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"We're girls, we're poor, we're from Northern Ireland"
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"and we're Catholic, for Christ's sake!"
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"Oh, my God, she's right! What type of future will we have?!"
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"We don't need to worry about the future, Erin."
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"If we fail, well, our mas are gonna fucking wipe us out,"
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"and dead people don't need jobs."
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"Oh, thank you, Michelle, that's very reassuring(!)"
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"{\an8}How bad do you think it is? Do you think it's, like, grounded bad, or...?"
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"Run-away-from-home bad. Exactly."
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"And if it is run-away-from-home-bad,"
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"I'm afraid I will need my snorkel back, James. OK, let's not panic..."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"Let's just wait until tomorrow, and see what we're dealing with."
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"Or...we can see what we're dealing with tonight."
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"How?!"
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"Sh!"
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"I do have a slight concern that this plan might be a little flawed."
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"Do you wanna find out or not, Clare?"
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"Shouldn't we wait till dawn?"
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"No, we shouldn't, Clint Eastwood!"
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"Won't the alarm go off? I know the code. How?"
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"Last summer I had a bit of a thing with Jackie Ryan..."
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"Jackie Ryan, the caretaker?! He's about 60! That's disgusting!"
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"That's elder abuse! And he's married."
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"I just think that is the most... Jackie Ryan's son!"
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"Oh, right."
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"We used to sneak in here all the time."
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"Oh, the things we got up to on them crash mats, girls."
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"Thank you, Michelle(!)"
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"Now we just have to work out how to get through the actual door."
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"We could just smash the shit out of it."
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"I'd rather not smash the shit out of it, if you don't mind, Michelle!"
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"This is what they'd do in the movies."
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"What, wave a Video Village card around like a fucking simpleton?"
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"Jimmy the Lock, step aside."
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"So, if I just..."
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"..and then it should..."
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"Yeah, it's not gonna work."
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"Can I try something? Knock yourself out, Orla."
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"{\an1}THEY GASP"
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"Yes!"
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"We lived on the edge back then. We were young, wild, fearless."
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"We didn't play by the rules."
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"I'm gonna shove that camera up his hole!"
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"What are we playing at? This is breaking and entering, girls!"
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"It's not breaking and entering, Clare, the door was open."
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"It's...entering. I think I'm coming out in a rash!"
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"{\an1}DOOR SLAMS What was that?!"
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"MAN: Hello? Jesus Christ! Let's go, let's go!"
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"MAN: Hello? Hurry up!"
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"Quietly!"
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"Why are we walking backwards? I'm not sure."
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"{\an1}Oi! THEY GASP"
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"Oh. Hello, girls."
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"Who are you? What the hell's going on?"
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"What are you doing here, girls?"
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"Breaking and entering. No! Shut up, Orla!"
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"Netball."
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"What?! We are here for netball practice."
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"It's a bit late, isn't it? Christ, would you look at the time?"
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"Listen, girls."
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"I'm gonna ask yous something now,"
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"and I want yous to give me an honest answer."
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"Is that clear?!"
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"Sweet...Jesus."
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"We don't know this was someone's pet! It looks wild to me."
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"It's wearing a collar, Da. And a name tag!"
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""Fluffy." God, aye, he looks like a fluffy, doesn't he?"
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"He looks like a piece of taxidermy, Sarah!"
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"Seamus has crossed a line!"
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"He's out of control!"
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"He can't go around killing people's pets, Da. There'll be a riot!"
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"We haven't had one of them in a while."
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"He is innocent. Come on, Da!"
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"This is pretty damning evidence."
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"Aye, you're right. It is that."
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"Praise the Lord. Well, Seamus, looks like there's only one thing for it."
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"Yeah."
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"We're gonna have to get rid of the body."
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"Excuse me? Mm."
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"Thanks for giving us a hand, girls."
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"Honestly, can't thank you enough."
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"Christ, the amount of crap we had to shift."
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"We thought we'd be here all night."
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"No sweat. Sorry, what's your name?"
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"Hans. Hans?!"
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"Hans? Yeah, Hans. What, is that like a nickname, or...?"
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"No, it's a first name, you know, like Hans Christian Andersen."
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"That's very unusual. Isn't it just? Yeah, my mother, she was Danish."
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"Was she now? She was, yeah. I never knew that. Well, now you do."
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"All right, just whack them in there."
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"Good work."
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"Fair play to you, love."
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"I think that's the last of it, girls."
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"Let me give you something for your trouble. Awk, not at all."
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"It's far too much."
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