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Clips from Weeds - All About My Mom (S05E05)

"I went looking for you."
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"I know."
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"I found you on TV."
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"You look good on TV."
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"She has everything."
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"Every indiscretion."
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"Documented."
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"Photographed."
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"And I could cooperate."
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"I could go to prison for life. Those were my options."
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"What would you have me do?"
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"Is that--? Are you wearing my deodorant?"
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"It's for men."
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"I like it."
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"I don't wanna have my nose in your armpit and smell myself."
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"So don't put your nose in my armpit."
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"No. Do you hear me?"
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"I don't like you wearing it."
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"I-- I like the way it smells."
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"You smell like a man."
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"You will not wear it again. Is that clear?"
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"Yeah. I got it."
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"You're the man."
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"You know, I was just thinking about you."
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"See, I saw a dogfight last night."
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"Two pit bull bitches ripped the shit out of each other."
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"One of them had a really nice ass."
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"-Where are you? -Mexico."
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"Thanks, blanca. You know, it's nice to be free."
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"-That was fast. -Yeah."
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"-You did good by me. -I want it done today, Guillermo."
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"Today. I held up my end. Just do it."
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"Sure, it's no problem. I'm your boy, right?"
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"So you're benefiting from my experience."
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"When Quinn tied me up, I chafed."
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"You should be pretty comfortable."
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"-So, what happens now? -Well..."
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"...I go back to my fabulously successful career as a drug dealer..."
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"...because there are no black cops looking for me."
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"What happens to me?"
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"Well, I haven't thought that through yet."
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"-I could sell your organs. -You've had the best one."
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"-I don't do dick anymore. -Do tell."
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"-I met a lady. -Nice."
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"She is nice. Nice to me."
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"She understands how a woman works."
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"When we kiss, it's soft."
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"And our breasts press against each other, and--"
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"Oh, who am I kidding? I need dick."
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"-Who is she? -She sells cosmetics."
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"-You fucked Raylene? -You know her?"
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"I tried to know her, but she likes girl parts."
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"-And success. -Yeah, well, you pretty much stole..."
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"-...any chance I had at that. -Well, survival of the fittest."
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"-You were stupid. -And you were greedy."
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"-Like you wouldn't do the same thing. -That's not the point."
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"-Well, what is? -We were greedy and stupid."
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"Look where it got us. Sitting here in some storage locker."
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"You with the stench of pussy on your lips, me with a drawer-dented dick."
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"Well, speak for yourself, because I am just fine."
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"Until the next time you think a cop's watching you."
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"Wow, you folded so quick."
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"-Maybe you're not cut out for this. -No."
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"I wanna be a drug dealer."
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"If Nancy can do it, so can I."
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"-How did she do it? -She had a team."
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"I need a team."
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"People I can trust."
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"-I don't trust anybody. -That's gonna make it hard..."
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"-...to put together a team. -Nancy had a team. I want a team."
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"-Would you wanna team up with me? -Fuck you."
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"So who are you gonna team up with then?"
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"-Fine. But you team up with me. -What difference does it make..."
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"-...who teams up with who? -It makes all the difference."
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"You're tied up."
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"Bottom, top."
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"-Andy. -Oh, hi, Nance."
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"Hi, Nancy. Nice to see you."
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"Tell me someone else hasn't gotten shot."
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"No, no. It's-- I'm here to see my nephews and say hi."
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"Thank God. She's in here. You said you wouldn't say anything."
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"She's roaming the halls. I don't know."
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"What the fuck is going on?"
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"I think Adelita OD'd or something."
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"OD'd on what?"
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"Heroin. She's a junkie."
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"Hey, Silas, come in with me."
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"I'll find you when I know more. We don't wanna overwhelm her."
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"-Right. -Okay, sweetie. Healer of the sick."
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"Saver of lives. I love you."
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"-So you did it, huh? -I did. She's a doctor."
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"I'm marrying a doctor."
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"-And she actually said yes? -She will. She's hooked."
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"-Ding Dong? -Oh, yeah."
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"Adelita's a junkie."
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"I think with the accent, it's "yunkie.""
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"Jesus. Fancy boarding school, speaks three languages..."
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"...but a neglected child is a neglected child."
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"You're gloating."
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"What?"
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"You're gloating. You're glad Esteban's daughter's a drug addict."
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"-More than a little glad. -I am not. It's horrible."
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"Esteban's gonna be heartbroken."
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"-Gloating. -A little."
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"No, I'm not."
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"He did put down my children."
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"Told me I should have sent them away."
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"Bloom is off the rose, huh?"
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"Little sorry that you pledged eternal love and devotion?"
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"I can't rely on men. It doesn't mean I don't love them."
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"It doesn't mean I walk out."
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"It just means I adjusted my expectations."
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"Men are weak."
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"I'm not. I'm fucking steel."
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"Yes, you are."
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"And you're getting married."
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"Yep."
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"We're like an O. Henry story."
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"No. We're our own..."
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"...fucked-up little story."
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