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Clips from Weeds - All About My Mom (S05E05)

"-Why is he always here? -Afternoon."
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"-I like him. -Hey. Congrats on your new run."
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"Yeah, well, thank you."
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"Sit down. Join us."
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"Andy just proposed to Audra this morning."
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"Congratulations."
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"Marriage is a complicated and delicate dance."
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"Yeah. It is."
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"Sell it."
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"Oh, she's here too."
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"-Who else got shot? -Nobody got shot."
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"Adelita wasn't feeling well."
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"Why didn't you tell me that?"
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"What's the matter? What's the matter?"
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"-I should go see her. -Audra's up there."
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"You can go and see her in a little while."
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"What is the matter with my daughter?"
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"She is pregnant, isn't she?"
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"Stupid, stupid girl."
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"Oh, come on, now. I hear she speaks three languages."
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"She's not pregnant, Esteban. She has..."
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"...a heroin problem."
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"What are you talking about? Adelita? That's impossible."
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"Hey, I know all the best rehabs."
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"I'm totally addicted to that show Intervention."
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"Can't."
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"He can't."
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"Well, then, I will."
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"Thank you for coming on such short notice..."
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"...but I figured we're all unemployed and had nothing else to do, so...."
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"I'm Celia Hodes. Team leader."
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"Doug Wilson. Finance. Co-team leader."
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"Dean Hodes. Legal."
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"Sanjay Patel. Sales."
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"Ignacio Morello Jr. Supply."
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"Perro Insano. Muscle."
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"Down, boy."
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"-Introduce yourself. -We all know each other."
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"Do you want to play or not?"
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"Fine."
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"Isabelle Hodes. Brains."
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"I have a team."
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"I have to take it off when I do surgeries."
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"You're gonna have to take it off if you don't say yes, already."
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"So, what did you and Nancy talk about?"
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"I don't remember. I was too busy thinking about you."
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"-Bullshit. -It's true, I was."
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"I was thinking about how you owe me an "I love you"..."
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"...from when I said it in the hall outside the junkie's room."
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"Well, in that case, I love you."
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"I love you more."
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"Have a seat, sinners."
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"Mom arranged it for her to go to some place in Arizona."
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"She's on the plane now."
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"It was weird seeing Esteban cry."
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"Fucking idiots."
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"Slow down there, cowboy."
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"I enjoy the bubbles. I'm not gonna become an IV drug user."
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"No. You like pain too much."
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"Why didn't you go to Europe?"
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"Because it looked like you were gonna go off the deep end..."
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"...and I wanted to be around to jump in."
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"You should go. I'll be fine."
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"We'll see."
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"There's also Mom to worry about."
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"-The Teflon Warrior? -One day, her luck's gonna run out."
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"You having a good time?"
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"The tuna poke is good."
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"-Get used to it. -Get use to tuna poke?"
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"Get used to the role you're playing. Get used to Pilar and her ways."
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"I'm not prepared to get used to Pilar and her ways."
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"No? Well, what a bad Girl Scout you are."
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"I've prepared in other ways."
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"Have you now?"
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"Oh, mini-sliders."
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"You know, you should get one before you have to go."
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"Yeah. We'll talk about that later."
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"I'm leaving."
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"No. No, no."
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"I'm sorry, Nancy."
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"I'm sorry about everything."
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"It's life."
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"That's what Shane told me."
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"Something happens today, something else will happen tomorrow."
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"Yeah."
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"Wait. It's cold outside."
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"Here."
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"I'm not going anywhere, you know?"
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"Tell the boys I'll meet them in the car."
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"You're trusting me with your kids?"
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"We're all broken."
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"I know. My time is up."
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"Why don't we take a walk first."
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"-You look nice. -Well, thank you."
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"You look nice too."
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"So Guillermo. Interesting choice."
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"Guillermo?"
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"I admire the cojones."
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"Next time, you might wanna hire someone..."
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"...who doesn't work for me..."
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"...and who isn't still mad at you for ratting him out."
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"I'll keep that in mind. Next time."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, some bitch told me I had to leave early."
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"Your press-on nails are digging into my arm."
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"-You think this is a joke? -You took a fucking shot at me..."
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"...and you hit my kid. And you cut my husband's balls off."
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"That's three you owe me. Four if we count the balls separately."
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"Let's make it six."
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"We're counting yours too?"
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"Esteban needs you and the baby for photos..."
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"...but Silas and Shane, they are--"
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"What's the word? Extraneous."
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"We don't need them to complete our pretty pictures."
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"You come anywhere near my children, I'll kill you myself."
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"You look stunning in black."
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"The people will be very sympathetic toward the grieving mother..."
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"...who has just lost her beautiful children..."
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"...in a tragic car accident?"
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"Or perhaps a plane crash."
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"Or perhaps--"
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