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Clips from Veep - Special Relationship (S03E03)

"As I do everything I write for you."
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"Okay, I'm not sure about this..."
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"To honor all who fell"
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"in frozen Flanders fields"
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"and hold their memory fresh."
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"It's just a little bit too effy for me,"
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"- do you know? - Well, that's kind of the idea, ma'am."
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"- I mean, it's poetic. - Yeah, but we're trying to appeal"
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"to the blue-collar demographic, right? Not the poets."
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"- I agree. - Ray agrees."
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"So... 16 million perished."
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"No, they didn't. They died, so just say that."
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"The loss, though impossible to adequately comprehend..."
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"That sentence is impossible to comprehend."
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"Just say, hard to understand, you know? Plain English."
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"I kind of agree."
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"I could normalfy this for you."
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"- No. No, no. - No, no, no. Just listen."
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"He's got sort of a working-class touch,"
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"which is something that's valuable, and we should listen to it."
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"I printed a copy of the speech from the G folder."
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"Why does he have access to the G folder?"
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"I don't even have access to the G folder."
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"Yes, you do, Mike. We all do."
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"It's the general file on the iCloud."
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"Everything was much easier when it was just floppy discs."
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"To paraphrase My Fair Lady,"
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"we need to get to the fuckin' church on time."
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"One second. So, Mike, what's your favorite part of this speech?"
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"Okay. This is like Gettysburg."
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"Beneath the..."
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"Beneath the dark soil of Passchendaele,"
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"100,000 bodies still lie unaccounted for."
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"Let today be their funeral service"
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"and we their mourners."
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"How about this?"
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"There's a whole lotta guys who never came home."
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"Good guys."
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"Here's to those guys."
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"Holy fuckin' Christ. What is that, Ray?"
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"- I'm just spitballin'. - No, Ray, listen, listen."
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"I've gotta stick with Mike's words, you understand?"
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"- Totally. - Because it's appropriate."
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"- Thank you, ma'am. - Ame?"
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"- Yes? - What's happening with the German chancellor?"
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"After the speech, you're gonna meet with him in the side chapel"
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"and tell him that POTUS guarantees"
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"the TSO will be in Frankfurt, not London."
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"Hey, I'm gonna make a phone call about that right now."
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"Okay. Where is Gary?"
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"I'm right here."
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"What? Were you there the whole time?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Jonah Ryan, Maddox Team."
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"Is this Ryantology Jonah Ryan?"
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"Yeah, one and the same."
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"I'm a big fan of your website."
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"Oh, thank you. Actually, I don't run it anymore."
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"Oh, what a shame."
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"I was going to give you a story"
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"about Ray Whelans, Selina Meyer's trainer?"
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"You know, I do still run it."
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"I was just looking at one of my feeds right now."
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"Well, prepare to be astonished."
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"Oh, I'm ready for anything with that accent."
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"I can't believe Ray tried to edit my speech."
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"I feel like Shakespeare when that monkey tried to make fun of him."
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"- What? - I think that might have been a cartoon."
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"All right, let's get on with the remembering thing,"
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"and I'll finesse the speech in the car."
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"- Ame? - Yeah?"
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"I know Ray was a little off on the speech,"
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"but wait till you see the hat he chose."
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"In four fateful years,"
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"16 million perished."
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"This loss, though impossible to adequately comprehend..."
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"This speech is so beautiful. So beautiful."
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"Beneath the dark soil of Passchendaele..."
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"Right after this, Selina has to go straight to meet the German chancellor."
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"I'll hold off that long streak of deputy piss while she's in there."
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"...and we their mourners."
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"Let's remember the guys who never came home."
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"Here's to the good guys."
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"Boy, they were good guys, weren't they?"
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"They were."
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"- You all right, mate? - Yeah, I'm fine."
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"Lost your car?"
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"No, no, no. I'm waiting on a guy."
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"Oh, right."
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"No. I..."
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"I'm not waiting on a guy to have sex with."
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"I am waiting on a guy to talk..."
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"- he's a reporter. - Is he?"
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"Look, you wouldn't get it. Your jacket is fluorescent."
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"- Oh, I get it, sir. - Really? You do?"
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"Jonah Ryan, Maddox Team."
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"This is Rob from the Daily Mirror."
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"- You've got a story? - Hey, where are you?"
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"Why do you want to meet in a fucking car park?"
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"I don't know, I just thought Watergate, Deep Throat."
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"You son of a..."
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"Look, let's just meet in a pub."
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"How about a coffee?"
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"Eight pounds for two coffees? Thank you, America."
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"I could get four pints of Ruddles for that."
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"Okay, check this out."
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"The vice president is fucking her personal trainer."
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"Ooh."
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"No. Not really interested. Is that all you have?"
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"No, I've got a super hot British source with a super sexy voice."
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"She sounds like Mary Poppins on all fours."
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"You do realize Mary Poppins would be over 100 by now?"
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"Yeah, and I'd love to sweep her chimney, eh?"
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"If you know what I mean?"
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"No. Shall we just go to the pub?"
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"There's one over there, they'll do a shit coffee."
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"No, no, no, see, here's the thing."
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"This guy Ray, he had a blog a couple of years ago, right?"
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"But it got deleted. So I did some research..."
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"- So you Googled it. - No, I didn't just Google it."
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