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Clips from Veep - Special Relationship (S03E03)

"I can imagine Harry Potter getting loaded in here."
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"Well, he's a small child, so, underage."
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"Oh, right. Yes, of course."
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"Although I think the actor is quite a grown man."
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"The actor, yes. But the original, the literary version,"
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"which, of course, is the fictional story of a child witch."
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"So... would very much still be considered a minor."
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"Right. Actually, I think it's a wizard."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, right."
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"Amy, the emu has landed."
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"- Jonah's in London. - Oh, shit."
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"Maddox must have sent him here to spy or something."
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"Jonah Bond, double-o-fuck off."
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"I'll see you at the press conference."
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"- What? - I'm also here."
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"Have you been here a long time?"
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"I've been running this gaff for 25 years."
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"- I've lived around here me whole life. - I see."
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"Born and bred West Ham fan."
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"What kind of ham did you say?"
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"West Ham United. They're my local team."
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"- Football. - Oh, of course, football. Right."
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"We call that soccer, actually."
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"- No, here, football. - Right."
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"We have football there, and I'm wondering what do you call"
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"what we call soccer? That's one thing I don't..."
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"- Yeah. Football. - Right. Great."
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"- What are you having, ma'am? - Uh... huh. What am I having?"
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"What would you recommend that I have at this lovely place?"
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"- How about a nice pinot noir? - That sounds divine."
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"I'm joking. He won't."
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"I think you look like a bitter person, maybe."
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"Which is a type of beer. Don't worry."
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"It's just a joke. Just playing."
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"Bitter is a horrible beer."
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"Well, she's gonna drink it and she's gonna smile, Gary."
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"- I've got some peppermints. - I've got digestive enzymes."
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"Do you want me to just put that in my bag?"
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"So would you like to do the honors, ma'am?"
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"- Pulling a pint? - Oh, yes, I would."
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"I'd absolutely love to do that."
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"Well, stroll on down and I'll show you how."
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"- Okay, gang, if you guys... - All right, guys."
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"The vice president is now going to pull a pint."
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"- Come on down. - I just said that."
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"Yep, yep. Ooh!"
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"- Okay. Well, cheers. - Cheers. Cheers."
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"That's lovely."
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"Hey! Bottoms up, ma'am!"
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"Get it down you, Selina."
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"Down in one, sweetheart."
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"- What? What did you say? - Down in one."
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"Daniwah! Okay!"
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"Daniwah!"
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"- Daniwah! - Daniwah!"
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"They're eating this up. I think we just landed a catchphrase."
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"They're not saying Daniwah. They're saying down in one."
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"Moron."
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"Daniwah!"
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"Make her stop saying that."
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"They're laughing at her like a toddler they taught to swear."
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"Okay, ma'am. Are you feeling okay?"
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"- Uh, no. - Yeah, you a little gassy?"
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"Oh, yeah. Like the Hindenburg."
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"- I think we're good. - Let's get out of here."
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"Thank you guys very much for coming out."
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"- Daniwah, guys. - Daniwah!"
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"Daniwah!"
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"Okay, Daniwah is trending."
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"It's number 2 under Kate Middleton's bony ass."
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"You know, I thought it was some sort"
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"of a Japanese thing that he was saying."
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"Yeah, like konnichiwa."
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"Ma'am, I ordered a pot of hot tea for your room."
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"I'm not having anything else to drink for the next month."
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"Siri, how many horses died in the First World War?"
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"Why are you asking that?"
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"- For the speech. - No. I'm not talking about horses."
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"Cancel search, Siri."
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"You're gonna look so stunning at the war service, ma'am."
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"Those guys are gonna wish they weren't dead."
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"All right. Here's the cherry"
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"on top of the most delicious sundae, I must say."
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"Look how beautiful that is."
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"- Mm... - What?"
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"What, do you think the bigger one?"
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"Don't you think the other hat is a little too hatty?"
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"- I don't know. What do you think? - I think it's London."
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"Britain is the kingdom of the hats."
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"I have never heard that phrase."
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"- It's a well-known phrase. - Is it?"
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"Yeah, I agree with you. I'm gonna go with the other one."
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"I'm gonna go with the other one. Yeah, why not?"
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"Maybe I can wear this with something else."
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"I don't know what else I brought."
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"- Or nothing at all. - Ooh... what?"
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"I don't know what you mean."
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"Do you know what that means?"
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"I don't think we have time for this, do we?"
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"- What, horsing around? - Look at these branches."
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"It is springtime in here."
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"- Gary, close the door behind you. - Sure. Yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..."
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"All right, guys, I need a plan here."
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"I am Dan With A Plan Egan,"
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"so if I can't work, then you can't work, and..."
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"Call him back. We've got to go in there and talk to Selina."
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"That's... I was doing a little role-playing."
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"Like the Charles Manson defense?"
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"- Ah... front of the Standard. - Ooh."
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"You've even managed to get yourself in there."
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"Nicely done, Obi-Wah Kenobi."
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"No one reads that rag. That's one paper."
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"I can handle one paper, guys. And you know this about me."
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"I can chop this thing in two like a disputed kitten."
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"Oh, pleasant."
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"- Mike? - Yes, ma'am."
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"I want to talk to you about this speech"
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"for the World War I service, okay?"
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"Very proud of it, ma'am. I gave this one 100% effort."
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