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Clips from Family Guy - Mister Act (S20E20)

"(phone chimes)"
Family Guy
"(dogs barking)"
Family Guy
"Excuse me, I have to go bark."
Family Guy
"(barking)"
Family Guy
"(high‐pitched): So, what do you think happened"
Family Guy
"to my voice, Doc?"
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm afraid you suffered"
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"something called Pedalton Balls."
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"Here's a video explaining everything."
Family Guy
"Hi, I'm Oliver Platt,"
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"here to talk to you about Pedalton Balls,"
Family Guy
"a painful condition where your testicles"
Family Guy
"get lodged next to your voice box."
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"It's actually part of a long list of ailments"
Family Guy
"that fat guys suffer when they try to exercise."
Family Guy
"These include"
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"Trapped Fart Disorder,"
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"Jump Rope Tangles,"
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"Push‐Up Butt,"
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"Sock‐Skin Foot and Jog Fog,"
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"where your sweat condenses into a functioning cloud."
Family Guy
"But don't worry. With the help of gravity,"
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"Pedalton Balls will clear itself."
Family Guy
"While you're waiting,"
Family Guy
"check out my 1993 medium hit The Three Musketeers,"
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"because I only do movies"
Family Guy
"with titles that are also candy bars."
Family Guy
"Isn't there anything I can do"
Family Guy
"to help my voice get back to normal faster?"
Family Guy
"I don't know, I just like putting on videos."
Family Guy
"I guess try doing something with a lot of needless standing?"
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"All rise."
Family Guy
"Before we start communion,"
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"we have a few church announcements."
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"First off, I'm seeing a lot of AirPods in ears,"
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"so let's get that under control."
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"Secondly, all hymns now identify as "they.""
Family Guy
"And, of course, "amen" is now "athem.""
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"Athem."
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"ALL: Athem."
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"(organ music playing)"
Family Guy
"Stewie, how would you like"
Family Guy
"to go to a Mommy & Me class with me tomorrow, huh?"
Family Guy
"They haven't seen my new look yet,"
Family Guy
"and I feel like I need a win in front of the Range Rover mom."
Family Guy
"Are you asking me out on a date?"
Family Guy
"Well, I'm gonna have to get waxed first."
Family Guy
"I want you to make it look like Caillou."
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"‐The Body of Christ. ‐Thank you, Father."
Family Guy
"Your voice. It's pristine."
Family Guy
"You know, one of our altar boys called in sick today."
Family Guy
"How would you like to fill in for him in the choir?"
Family Guy
"Well, okay."
Family Guy
"But only if God will kill a bunch of babies for no reason."
Family Guy
"That's not a problem."
Family Guy
"God does that a lot in the Bible."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"("To Jesus Christ, Our Sovereign King" playing)"
Family Guy
"♪ To Jesus Christ, our sovereign king ♪"
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"♪ Who is the world's salvation. ♪"
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"They're falling asleep out there."
Family Guy
"We got to kick this up a notch."
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"‐Follow my lead. ‐We don't know who you are."
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"♪ Tragedy ♪"
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"♪ When church is lame and you miss the game, it's a tragedy ♪"
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"♪ When your bum goes numb from kneeling some ♪"
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"♪ It's a tragedy. ♪"
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"(cheering)"
Family Guy
"Wow, that was amazing!"
Family Guy
"How would you like to be a regular member of the choir?"
Family Guy
"I'll do it, buddy, under one condition:"
Family Guy
"we shake like that epic handshake meme."
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"You got a deal, buddy."
Family Guy
"Everyone, let's take out our drums for drum circle."
Family Guy
"You ready to play again? Me, too."
Family Guy
"My refraction period is very short."
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"I finish fast, but I can go a lot."
Family Guy
"Some people prefer that."
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"A good refractor."
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"("Tum Ho Toh Lagta Hain" by Amaal Mallik & Shaan playing)"
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"Now let me do you."
Family Guy
"Is everyone watching?"
Family Guy
"Are they impressed with how quickly I refracted?"
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"♪ He died for us, he died for us ♪"
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"♪ He died for us, he died for us ♪"
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"♪ He died for us, he died for us ♪"
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"♪ He died for us, he died for us ♪"
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"♪ In the Bible, the holy Bible ♪"
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"♪ Messiah sleeps tonight. ♪"
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"That was wonderful, Peter."
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"Way better than our previous choir"
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"who killed half our congregation during COVID."
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"You really think you can just come in here"
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"‐and steal our spotlight? ‐Aw, Spotlight."
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"Yeah, before you came, I was wrist‐deep"
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"in every old lady's casserole."
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"Now I'm lucky if I get just a sniff"
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"of an old lady's casserole."
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"I like this story."
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"If you knew what was good for you, you'd quit right now."
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"I'm not quitting. And I'm not gonna be bullied"
Family Guy
"by some noodle‐armed kids."
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"Hey, we're tough Catholic kids. We've been assaulted"
Family Guy
"by an army of older brothers and sisters our entire lives."
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"You ever have an older sister sit on your head"
Family Guy
"for an entire Notre Dame football game?"
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"‐Because I have. ‐Hey, Peter,"
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"what did the kneeling apparatus say to the ankle?"
Family Guy
"‐"Pew." ‐(grunts)"
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"(boys laugh)"
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"I'm your rides home, guys."
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"Okay, I'm gonna go heat up your bottle, Stewie."
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"I'll be right back."
Family Guy
"Hey, how was your "date"?"
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"It's still going. (clicks tongue)"
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"‐I'm pretty close to done with this. ‐When we parked the car,"
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"she did that thing where she leaned over"
Family Guy
"and unbuckled me from my car seat."
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"And she took a little extra time"
Family Guy
"fishing around for that bottom safety belt."
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