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Clips from Family Guy - Mister Act (S20E20)

"You know what that means. (clicks tongue)"
Family Guy
"‐Please stop. ‐The only downside is she has kids."
Family Guy
"But I said I'm cool with it, and whoosh, the doors flew open."
Family Guy
"That's a little tip. I've got a little tip, too."
Family Guy
"‐(clicks tongue) ‐Yes?"
Family Guy
"‐What? ‐Someone did... (clicks tongue)"
Family Guy
"‐I'm here now. What is it? ‐Oh."
Family Guy
"Uh, n‐no, I was using that to punctuate my sentences."
Family Guy
"Don't do that. I walked very far"
Family Guy
"thinking I'd get a carrot. Very far."
Family Guy
"There's no carrots, guys."
Family Guy
"So, this is my place."
Family Guy
"I'm living with my parents right now,"
Family Guy
"which isn't preferred,"
Family Guy
"but they always keep yogurt in the fridge,"
Family Guy
"so that's pretty tight."
Family Guy
"All right, good night, Stewie."
Family Guy
"I had a really nice day with you."
Family Guy
"‐(door closes) ‐Wait, that's it?"
Family Guy
"You're leaving? I thought..."
Family Guy
"(crying)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my little buddy."
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"You're upset. Okay, okay, I'll tell you what."
Family Guy
"You can sleep with Mommy in the big bed tonight, okay?"
Family Guy
"The big bed?"
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"Well, Rupert, don't wait up, 'cause I'm gonna be..."
Family Guy
"(snoring)"
Family Guy
"‐(knock on door) ‐Father,"
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"can I talk to you for a minute?"
Family Guy
"Peter, come in. What's on your mind?"
Family Guy
"It's just I really like singing here."
Family Guy
"I finally found a way I can positively contribute in church."
Family Guy
"But the other choirboys hate me."
Family Guy
"You know, a wise man once said,"
Family Guy
""The thing about humanity"
Family Guy
"is that we get stronger with adversity.""
Family Guy
"Who said that? Jesus?"
Family Guy
"No, it was Justin Bieber's dad on Twitter."
Family Guy
"The answer to pretty much all of life's questions"
Family Guy
"are on Twitter. Try there."
Family Guy
"So you're not gonna help me?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm not allowed to talk to kids alone."
Family Guy
"Not because of anything I did."
Family Guy
"It was, you know, all the other dingbats."
Family Guy
"Well, I guess I'm on my own, then."
Family Guy
"MAN: Oh, no, you're not."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
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"Jesus?"
Family Guy
"I am here to help you with your problem."
Family Guy
"You're gonna help me win an Emmy?"
Family Guy
"Whoa, no, no, no. Your choir problem."
Family Guy
"There's some things not even I can do."
Family Guy
"‐Maybe you can ask your dad? ‐I'm not gonna ask my dad."
Family Guy
"Uh‐oh, someone better call Noah,"
Family Guy
"because I think one of his hippos fell off the ark."
Family Guy
"(laughs) Bible burn."
Family Guy
"Come on, guys. I came here to make peace."
Family Guy
"And I brought someone with me who I think you'll listen to:"
Family Guy
"Jesus Christ."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"That's not Jesus. Why's he so tan?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, everyone knows that Jesus was Paul Bettany pale."
Family Guy
"Guys, it's really me."
Family Guy
"Now, let's talk about the power of forgiveness"
Family Guy
"while I lean on my own knee."
Family Guy
"Ew, look at his toenails."
Family Guy
"They're so long and yellow."
Family Guy
"They keep growing after you die, okay?"
Family Guy
"You guys are supposed to listen to me."
Family Guy
"Hey, want to know what my favorite book of the Bible is?"
Family Guy
"The Old Testes‐ment."
Family Guy
"That's not how you say it."
Family Guy
"They're gonna kick you in the schnutz."
Family Guy
"(groans)"
Family Guy
"Those kids are really mean."
Family Guy
"Well, we're taking a new approach."
Family Guy
"You're gonna beat the crap out of them,"
Family Guy
"and I'm gonna help you do it."
Family Guy
"But would I be the first person"
Family Guy
"to be violent to someone else in the name of Jesus Christ?"
Family Guy
"(chuckles) No, that's kind of religion's whole deal."
Family Guy
"Morning. Sorry if I'm walking a little funny."
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"Crazy night."
Family Guy
"Hey, so don't tell anybody,"
Family Guy
"but I slept with Lois last night."
Family Guy
"Who are you gonna tell? Chris?"
Family Guy
"You can tell Chris."
Family Guy
"I don't know what you think you're doing,"
Family Guy
"but it's not what you think you're doing."
Family Guy
"Look, all I know is I woke up sideways"
Family Guy
"on the other end of the bed from where I started."
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"But tonight is the night."
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"It is going down."
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"‐What is? ‐It."
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"‐What's "it"? ‐Capital "I," capital "T.""
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"‐That's still nothing. ‐Turn on Kenny Loggins,"
Family Guy
"‐because "This Is It." ‐What?"
Family Guy
"The IT department called, and they asked for a lot of RAM."
Family Guy
"Well, that one kind of makes sense."
Family Guy
"After tonight, Cousin It isn't gonna be the only one"
Family Guy
"‐covered in hair. ‐Okay, nope. I'm out."
Family Guy
"Gonna go finish my coffee in the sunroom."
Family Guy
"Chris was FaceTiming with a foot in there."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna just call it a day. Go to sleep."
Family Guy
"Dogs can just do that."
Family Guy
"(snoring)"
Family Guy
"CHRIS: Does anyone know how to send athlete's foot spray to Romania?"
Family Guy
"All right, that's all of 'em."
Family Guy
"Good. Now go refill all the holy water."
Family Guy
"What am I doing here?"
Family Guy
"Stow the hymnals, dust the altar."
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"I'm supposed to be training to fight,"
Family Guy
"and you're having me clean the church."
Family Guy
"Show me "Sign of the Cross.""
Family Guy
"No. Really show me."
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"Now show me "Stow the Hymnals.""
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"Oh, you've been teaching me this whole time."
Family Guy
"I love these scenes."
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