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Clips from Family Guy - Mister Act (S20E20)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Good morning, Peter. Hope you enjoyed sleeping in."
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"Oh, there's no sleeping in when you're an alcoholic, Lois."
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"You just never go to sleep."
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"Happy Valentine's Day, honey."
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"(gasps) You actually remembered it was Valentine's Day."
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"Of course I did."
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"Look, I know in years past,"
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"I haven't always been the most thoughtful partner."
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"I'm often self‐centered, confuse my words, and shellfish."
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"But I love you today and every day."
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"You are our family's rock,"
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"which is why I got you this."
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"Oh, jewelry."
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"Like in a commercial."
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"A Pedalton?"
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"Okay, can I talk to you upstairs for a near‐the‐vent argument?"
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"How dare you buy me something that suggests I need exercise!"
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"PETER: This is a loud way to say thank you."
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"Anybody have Valentine's Day in the divorce pool?"
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"That would be Meg."
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"Boom, boom, boom."
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"Picked a holiday. Smart. She's smart."
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"I just thought you'd like it. I saw it on The Today Show."
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"Second hour with Hoda and Savannah"
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"or third hour with the nonsense people?"
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"‐Second hour. ‐Where is it?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Good morning."
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"I'm your instructor, Cody Spraytan."
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"Are you ready to pedal so hard your periods go away?"
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"Yes! It's not healthy, but it's convenient."
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"Now we're gonna sprint"
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"while I tell a distracting personal story"
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"about how I almost met Adam Levine."
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"It's 2016. It's Vegas."
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"I'm coming off a horrible breakup."
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"First pool party in,"
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"I see who I think is a dirty man with tattoos,"
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"and I'm like, "Ugh.""
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"But then I'm like, "Wait a minute.""
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"Huh, I think I'll try a scenic ride this morning."
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"Let's see. Uh, California Coastline,"
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"Gardens of Singapo..."
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"Oh, The Tour De Franz."
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"Pull over here. Let's get a sausage."
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"LOIS: We just started, Dennis."
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"I once watched a squirrel get hit by a car right here,"
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"and I saw one get hit by a truck over there."
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"Yeah, you've seen a lot of squirrels"
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"get hit by a lot of things."
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"There are a lot of stupid squirrels."
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"Shouldn't you be wearing bike shorts"
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"‐instead of jean shorts? ‐Eh, shorts are shorts."
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"Oh, hey, there's a stop sign coming."
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"Give it the finger and ride through."
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"‐(tires screech) ‐(horn honks)"
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"Bite me!"
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"This isn't very fun. When are we done?"
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"We ride until my ass falls out."
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"It's already out."
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"Then we're done."
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"(gasps) What the hell?"
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"(chuckles)"
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"You're not taking this from me, bitch."
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"(chuckles) Suck it, Bon."
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"I hope that mascara burns your eyes out."
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"How's that cheap wine headache?"
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"(chuckles) Go roll in dirt, you pig."
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"Your hair dye stinks! Tell your daughter"
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"‐to stop watching me change! ‐Tell your son to stop watching me change!"
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"Peter, go cut her power!"
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"‐Hey. ‐Hey."
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"(shower running)"
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"Oh, someone's in here."
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"(shower turns off)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Whoa, did we get that European exchange student"
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"I saw on TikTok?"
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"Hey, little man."
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"Lois?"
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"But you're... you're... hot."
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"All right, everyone out."
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"I got a soupy keister."
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"Wow, Mom. You are looking fit."
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"Yeah, you're ripped."
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"You look like Madonn... (choking)"
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"You want to say that again?"
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"Who do I look like?"
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"The mom from Modern Family."
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"‐(coughs) ‐That's right. Julie Bowen."
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"That's the appropriate answer."
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"What do you think of Lois's new look?"
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"I say this in the most respectful way possible,"
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"but don't you think she looks a little..."
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"‐mannish? ‐Mannish. Yeah, awesome, right?"
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"Yeah, I got to say, Peter, I love that bike."
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"Hey, maybe you should give it a try, huh?"
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"No way. Name one cool person who rides a bike."
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"Kermit the Fro..."
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"Okay, skinny legs, here I come."
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"WOMAN: Good morning. Are you ready to sweat?"
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"‐I woke up sweating. ‐Okay, let's climb this hill!"
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"I want to impress you"
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"but also see if I can peek down your sports bra."
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"Ow! Ow! Ow! My balls."
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"No, the other ones."
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"(high‐pitched): Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"‐I think Peter hurt his balls. ‐I didn't hear anything."
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"Hmm. Must have been at a frequency only dogs can hear."
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