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Clips from Lucifer - All About Her (S03E03)

You see, I realize

"You see, I realize"

Lucifer

that I don't want to hide our relationship anymore.

"that I don't want to hide our relationship anymore."

Lucifer

Well, that's not exactly what I mean.

"Well, that's not exactly what I mean."

Lucifer

I'm not sure if we should be...

"I'm not sure if we should be..."

Lucifer

intimate together at all.

"intimate together at all."

Lucifer

Is this because I have chlamydia?

"Is this because I have chlamydia?"

Lucifer

Uh...

"Uh..."

Lucifer

No. I mean... I mean, it doesn't help.

"No. I mean... I mean, it doesn't help."

Lucifer

I mean, I can't believe you slept with a prostitute.

"I mean, I can't believe you slept with a prostitute."

Lucifer

First off, I didn't know she was a prostitute.

"First off, I didn't know she was a prostitute."

Lucifer

Secondly, you had sex with my brother,

"Secondly, you had sex with my brother,"

Lucifer

the biggest whore on the planet.

"the biggest whore on the planet."

Lucifer

How do I know you didn't give me chlamydia?!

"How do I know you didn't give me chlamydia?!"

Lucifer

- Okay, how dare you? - How dare you?

"- Okay, how dare you? - How dare you?"

Lucifer

Uh, it's my doctor.

"Uh, it's my doctor."

Lucifer

What do you know?

"What do you know?"

Lucifer

False positive on the chlamydia.

"False positive on the chlamydia."

Lucifer

So, I guess we fought for nothing.

"So, I guess we fought for nothing."

Lucifer

Well, it's not for nothing, Amenadiel.

"Well, it's not for nothing, Amenadiel."

Lucifer

I mean, yes,

"I mean, yes,"

Lucifer

I'm relieved we don't have... chlamydia.

"I'm relieved we don't have... chlamydia."

Lucifer

I don't think we should be together.

"I don't think we should be together."

Lucifer

I don't understand.

"I don't understand."

Lucifer

I feel like I'm being a bad friend to Maze.

"I feel like I'm being a bad friend to Maze."

Lucifer

It doesn't matter how much I like you.

"It doesn't matter how much I like you."

Lucifer

I can't date my friend's ex anymore.

"I can't date my friend's ex anymore."

Lucifer

But I do... really like you.

"But I do... really like you."

Lucifer

And I really like you.

"And I really like you."

Lucifer

Lopez, you got a second?

"Lopez, you got a second?"

Lucifer

No. Me first.

"No. Me first."

Lucifer

I talk a lot, okay? I know that.

"I talk a lot, okay? I know that."

Lucifer

But most people seem to like it, okay?

"But most people seem to like it, okay?"

Lucifer

And-and what's more important is I like it.

"And-and what's more important is I like it."

Lucifer

Okay, so even if you hate it,

"Okay, so even if you hate it,"

Lucifer

which you shouldn't, but-but even if you do,

"which you shouldn't, but-but even if you do,"

Lucifer

it doesn't give you the right to yell at me the way that you did.

"it doesn't give you the right to yell at me the way that you did."

Lucifer

I-It was rude

"I-It was rude"

Lucifer

and unprofessional, and-and I think you owe me an apology.

"and unprofessional, and-and I think you owe me an apology."

Lucifer

You're right.

"You're right."

Lucifer

I was in a bad place, and I took it out on you,

"I was in a bad place, and I took it out on you,"

Lucifer

and there's no excuse for that.

"and there's no excuse for that."

Lucifer

I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

Lucifer

You were in a bad place? Really?

"You were in a bad place? Really?"

Lucifer

Is there anything I can do? D-Do you need a hug?

"Is there anything I can do? D-Do you need a hug?"

Lucifer

Sure. Why not?

"Sure. Why not?"

Lucifer

You're gonna miss me.

"You're gonna miss me."

Lucifer

Where do you think you're going?

"Where do you think you're going?"

Lucifer

I didn't figure you for the sentimental type.

"I didn't figure you for the sentimental type."

Lucifer

Oh, believe me, I'm not.

"Oh, believe me, I'm not."

Lucifer

I'm here because I finally figured out

"I'm here because I finally figured out"

Lucifer

why my father returned my wings.

"why my father returned my wings."

Lucifer

And as it turns out,

"And as it turns out,"

Lucifer

it had nothing to do with me at all.

"it had nothing to do with me at all."

Lucifer

It was about you.

"It was about you."

Lucifer

How many times do I have to tell you

"How many times do I have to tell you"

Lucifer

I had nothing to do with your wings?

"I had nothing to do with your wings?"

Lucifer

I know, but my father did.

"I know, but my father did."

Lucifer

He wanted to stop

"He wanted to stop"

Lucifer

you defying Him, and He used me to do it.

"you defying Him, and He used me to do it."

Lucifer

You said yourself

"You said yourself"

Lucifer

you needed me out of the way.

"you needed me out of the way."

Lucifer

And since my wings ruined your kidnapping plan,

"And since my wings ruined your kidnapping plan,"

Lucifer

it seems I was a means to an end.

"it seems I was a means to an end."

Lucifer

So what?

"So what?"

Lucifer

It means my dad screwed us both.

"It means my dad screwed us both."

Lucifer

But perhaps there's a way for us to screw him back.

"But perhaps there's a way for us to screw him back."

Lucifer

How?

"How?"

Lucifer

By killing you, of course.

"By killing you, of course."

Lucifer

I thought we went over this already.

"I thought we went over this already."

Lucifer

You can't die, I know.

"You can't die, I know."

Lucifer

But I promise you,

"But I promise you,"

Lucifer

if you stay,

"if you stay,"

Lucifer

I will find a way to end your infinite misery,

"I will find a way to end your infinite misery,"

Lucifer

if it's the last thing I do.

"if it's the last thing I do."

Lucifer

What makes you think you can do that?

"What makes you think you can do that?"

Lucifer

Well, you may have crossed paths with God,

"Well, you may have crossed paths with God,"

Lucifer

but you've certainly never made a deal

"but you've certainly never made a deal"

Lucifer

with the Devil before, now, have you?

"with the Devil before, now, have you?"

Lucifer

What say we change that?

"What say we change that?"

Lucifer

What do I have to lose?

"What do I have to lose?"

Lucifer

Well, hopefully,

"Well, hopefully,"

Lucifer

your life.

"your life."

Lucifer

- Previously on Lucifer... - I figured out that you're

"- Previously on Lucifer... - I figured out that you're"

Lucifer

the one who grabbed the Sinnerman.

"the one who grabbed the Sinnerman."

Lucifer

- I told you, I did this for us. - For us.

"- I told you, I did this for us. - For us."

Lucifer

I had your back on this, and for whatever reason,

"I had your back on this, and for whatever reason,"

Lucifer

you still felt the need to go behind mine.

"you still felt the need to go behind mine."

Lucifer

I just read the crime scene report, and holy burrito bowl!

"I just read the crime scene report, and holy burrito bowl!"

Lucifer

Lopez, just stop talking!

"Lopez, just stop talking!"

Lucifer

It was weird

"It was weird"

Lucifer

seeing you and Amenadiel so chummy.

"seeing you and Amenadiel so chummy."

Lucifer

I don't want you two getting together.

"I don't want you two getting together."

Lucifer

I understand.

"I understand."

Lucifer

I can see why Lucifer's so affected by you.

"I can see why Lucifer's so affected by you."

Lucifer

It's because you're special, Decker.

"It's because you're special, Decker."

Lucifer

What if the Sinnerman

"What if the Sinnerman"

Lucifer

was the one working for someone else?

"was the one working for someone else?"

Lucifer

The world's first murderer, marked by God

"The world's first murderer, marked by God"

Lucifer

and doomed to walk the Earth alone for a tortured eternity.

"and doomed to walk the Earth alone for a tortured eternity."

Lucifer

It's quite the moniker. Wouldn't you agree, Cain?

"It's quite the moniker. Wouldn't you agree, Cain?"

Lucifer

Thanks for the drink.

"Thanks for the drink."

Lucifer

Figured it's the least I could do.

"Figured it's the least I could do."

Lucifer

After all, I am the reason

"After all, I am the reason"

Lucifer

you're leaking all over my floor.

"you're leaking all over my floor."

Lucifer

Well, gosh, we have so much to catch up on, don't we, Cain?

"Well, gosh, we have so much to catch up on, don't we, Cain?"

Lucifer

Or would you prefer Mr. Cain?

"Or would you prefer Mr. Cain?"

Lucifer

Make it sound official?

"Make it sound official?"

Lucifer

Let's just stick with Pierce.

"Let's just stick with Pierce."

Lucifer

Very well.

"Very well."

Lucifer

Why all the games, Pierce?

"Why all the games, Pierce?"

Lucifer

- No games. - Oh, really?

"- No games. - Oh, really?"

Lucifer

Now you'll claim your arrival

"Now you'll claim your arrival"

Lucifer

- on my doorstep's simply coincidence? - No.

"- on my doorstep's simply coincidence? - No."

Lucifer

I'm the one that had you knocked out and left in the desert.

"I'm the one that had you knocked out and left in the desert."

Lucifer

- I see. - That's all I did.

"- I see. - That's all I did."

Lucifer

So you're gonna blame everything else on your eyeless stooge?

"So you're gonna blame everything else on your eyeless stooge?"

Lucifer

He wasn't a stooge. He was my right-hand man.

"He wasn't a stooge. He was my right-hand man."

Lucifer

Until you shot him dead.

"Until you shot him dead."

Lucifer

Excellent way to repay his loyalty, by the way.

"Excellent way to repay his loyalty, by the way."

Lucifer

He went rogue.

"He went rogue."

Lucifer

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