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Clips from The PJs (1999) - A Hero Ain't Nothin' But a Super (S01E01)

"the Prince of Penal, the Earl of Early Release,"
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"you know him, you love him, you can't re-enter society without him,"
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"Mr. Walter Burkett. Come on! Give it up for Walter!"
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"(ALL CLAPPING)"
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"First of all, congratulations on deciding to form your own militia."
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"Now, you need to establish a code word."
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"One that won't draw any attention at all."
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"How about "help"? No one ever comes when you say that."
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"You're a smart young man."
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"You're gonna be hard to outwit when you turn bad."
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"Okay, Thurgood, they're all yours."
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"Jimmy, suck in that gut."
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"Avery, suck in that hump."
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"Juicy, chins up."
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"Okay, we are a lean, mean, crime-fighting machine."
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"Now, who are we?"
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"ALL: Hilton-Jacobs!"
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"And what do we like?"
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"ALL: We like to watch!"
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"What do we hate? Sophie's guts."
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"No, crime! We hate crime!"
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"ALL: (CHEERING) Crime!"
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"We already dead."
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Good. Locked up tight."
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"(RUSTLING) Huh?"
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"Who goes there? Not me."
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"I went behind the dumpster, like a gentleman."
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"You get the hell outta here!"
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"We trying to have a project watch!"
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"I got every watch in the projects right here."
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"Look, I ain't got no time for your stolen goods."
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"I gotta watch out for crime. Now get!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Who am I? Hilton-Jacobs."
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"What do I like? I like to watch."
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"What do I hate? I hate to watch."
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"This is boring."
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"Hey, look at the moon."
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"Looks so close."
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"Now it's far."
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"Now it's close."
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"Now it's far."
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"Close. Far."
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"Ooh! That guy looks pretty sneaky."
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"Good thing he in another neighborhood, not this one."
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"Oh, Thurgood, are you done patrolling so soon?"
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"(MUMBLES)"
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"Well, if you're looking for your paycheck,"
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"I cashed it and put the money on the dresser"
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"in small bills."
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"Thurgood, you must be hungry."
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"You want a light snack?"
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"I'll deep fry you some hog balls."
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"Thurgood!"
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"(FAN WHIRRING)"
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"That's funny. Thurgood never turns on the fan..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Thurgood, come in."
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"Big moon, little moon. MURIEL: Thurgood!"
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"Big moon, little moon. Help!"
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"Big moon, little moon."
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"Little moon, big moon. (RADIO BUZZING)"
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"Help!"
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"Uh, okay!"
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"Um, since you're Thurgood,"
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"I'm going out to the store to get some Louisiana's"
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"because I know you, Thurgood, like hot sauce."
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"Okay? I'm leaving the apartment now!"
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"(GRUNTS) Oh, yeah!"
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"I don't have pepper spray, but I hope this will do."
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"(SCREAMS) My eye!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"You think I'm just going give you our fine crystal? Think again!"
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"(MUMBLING)"
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"I'm not through with you yet!"
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"Lady, please."
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"Oh, no, you don't!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Ooh."
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"Jesus, forgive me for what I'm about to do!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"THURGOOD: Ain't that cute."
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"Some couple a few blocks away are having a fight."
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"Wait! It's Muriel!"
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"(SNIFFING) And she's cooking pork."
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"Hold on, baby, I'm coming!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"MURIEL: That's it, Thurgood! You hold him down!"
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"I'll call the police!"
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"(MUTTERING)"
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"That's the crook who broke into my apartment!"
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"Now, how do you like having a big, fat, dumpy man on top of you?"
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"Super's our hero! (POLICE SIREN WAILING)"
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"Well, actually, it was me who..."
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"Who are we?"
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"ALL: Hilton-Jacobs!"
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"What do we like?"
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"ALL: We like to watch!"
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"Who am I?"
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"ALL: Our hero! Super's our hero!"
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"Yeah. Me hero."
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"Teeth in a tree still."
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(MUSIC PLAYS ON TV)"
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"TV ANNOUNCER: Next up on In Your Face,"
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"the inspirational story of a local janitor"
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"who's cleaning up more than toilets."
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"Muriel, come quick! I'm being exploited by the media!"
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"Oh, boy, I haven't used this setting"
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"since the riot's coverage."
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"Look, I seen your show before, and you're not gonna make me cry, you hear me?"
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"You are not gonna make me cry!"
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"FEMALE REPORTER: Do you realize you're an inspiration to millions of kids?"
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"(SOBBING) Oh, Lord. Yeah. It fill me up. It touched me so."
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"It touched me so."
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"Now why they gotta make me look like a biatch."
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"That ain't no way to treat no hero."
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"Uh, Thurgood, don't you remember"
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