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Clips from The PJs (1999) - A Hero Ain't Nothin' But a Super (S01E01)

"NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in the projects..."
The PJs (1999)
"(COMPLAINING)"
The PJs (1999)
"(THURGOOD HUMMING)"
The PJs (1999)
"There."
The PJs (1999)
"Uh..."
The PJs (1999)
"(GRUNTS)"
The PJs (1999)
"(GRUNTING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Mmm!"
The PJs (1999)
"(SNIFFS)"
The PJs (1999)
"Muriel! I think the mayonnaise has gone bad."
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, you know what that does to your digestion."
The PJs (1999)
"There's nothing wrong with my digestion."
The PJs (1999)
"(GRUMBLES)"
The PJs (1999)
"Uh-oh. Code blue."
The PJs (1999)
"(GUNSHOT)"
The PJs (1999)
"See, I warned you, Goodie."
The PJs (1999)
"That wasn't me!"
The PJs (1999)
"That was just a gunshot."
The PJs (1999)
"(GUNSHOT)"
The PJs (1999)
"All right, that was me."
The PJs (1999)
"(GUNSHOTS)"
The PJs (1999)
"(GASPS) Thurgood! Those gunshots came from inside the building."
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, I think you should check it out."
The PJs (1999)
"Uh, Muriel, you don't exactly walk away"
The PJs (1999)
"from a code blue, you know."
The PJs (1999)
"Did you hear gunshots?"
The PJs (1999)
"It sounds like it came from the old Avery place."
The PJs (1999)
"Look! There's a trail of blood!"
The PJs (1999)
"Just because I'm eating a hot dog at midnight doesn't mean I have a problem."
The PJs (1999)
"Stop looking at me!"
The PJs (1999)
"All right, what's going on here?"
The PJs (1999)
"I'm eating a hot dog! All right?"
The PJs (1999)
"Y'all be tripping."
The PJs (1999)
"Well, did anyone go in and check"
The PJs (1999)
"to see if Miss Avery's okay?"
The PJs (1999)
"Uh-uh! I ain't gonna be DOA in my DKNY!"
The PJs (1999)
"Okay."
The PJs (1999)
"You're the super. The building is your responsibility."
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah, heavy is the hand that holds the plunger."
The PJs (1999)
"All right. I got this plunger,"
The PJs (1999)
"and I ain't afraid to use it neither!"
The PJs (1999)
"WOMAN: Well, when you gonna fix my toilet?"
The PJs (1999)
"Shut up!"
The PJs (1999)
"Oh! Smell like death in here."
The PJs (1999)
"Ugh, everything normal so far."
The PJs (1999)
"Mrs. Avery! Mrs. Avery, you okay?"
The PJs (1999)
"(CRYING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Mrs. Avery?"
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, my goodness."
The PJs (1999)
"Somebody hold me."
The PJs (1999)
"(SCREAMS)"
The PJs (1999)
"Ew! Ooh!"
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, get her some water."
The PJs (1999)
"Make it an old-fashioned. Crush the cherry."
The PJs (1999)
"Mrs. Avery, what happened? Was it a burglar?"
The PJs (1999)
"Please say it wasn't a brother."
The PJs (1999)
"Well, I was sleeping in the nude like usual, when the burglar came in."
The PJs (1999)
"He lucky I didn't have my teeth in!"
The PJs (1999)
"I woulda thrown a grenade at him!"
The PJs (1999)
"Well, if he saw you nude, he'd been punished enough, trust me."
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, this is terrible."
The PJs (1999)
"Burglars right in our own homes."
The PJs (1999)
"We can't live like this."
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah, everybody'll move away."
The PJs (1999)
"It'll be black flight."
The PJs (1999)
"Black flight? Where the hell we gonna go?"
The PJs (1999)
"Hey. We better do something."
The PJs (1999)
"Now, it's very clear that we gonna have to protect ourselves."
The PJs (1999)
"I was thinking we should form one of those groups"
The PJs (1999)
"where neighbors watch out for each other."
The PJs (1999)
"What's that they call them things anyway, Muriel?"
The PJs (1999)
"Neighborhood watch?"
The PJs (1999)
"No! That ain't it!"
The PJs (1999)
"I know, it's called, "Projects, watch out!""
The PJs (1999)
"Nice try, Muriel."
The PJs (1999)
"Why don't we just call the police?"
The PJs (1999)
"Ha! Gotcha!"
The PJs (1999)
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah, that's a good one, Calvin."
The PJs (1999)
"Listen, we all know the single biggest criminal threat"
The PJs (1999)
"to the community is what?"
The PJs (1999)
"Gangs! Right?"
The PJs (1999)
"(ALL AGREEING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah, now we gotta send a message to those gangs"
The PJs (1999)
"that tells them that we ain't gonna tolerate"
The PJs (1999)
"none of their ways around here!"
The PJs (1999)
"Maybe we should band together in a tight group"
The PJs (1999)
"to protect our turf!"
The PJs (1999)
"Now you're talking."
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah and we could wear distinctive colors to identify ourselves."
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah, you took the words right out my mouth, Jimmy."
The PJs (1999)
"I say you have to be jump to get in."
The PJs (1999)
"Yeah, of course! No punks allowed! That's a given."
The PJs (1999)
"You know what I'm saying?"
The PJs (1999)
"(ALL CHEERING)"
The PJs (1999)
"Hey, Muriel. Look at this,"
The PJs (1999)
"it's McGnaw the Crime Rat. What'd I tell ya?"
The PJs (1999)
""Hey, kids, crime fighting is a disease, spread it.""
The PJs (1999)
"That's deep."
The PJs (1999)
"HUD LADY: Next!"
The PJs (1999)
"Uh, yes, we're looking to start a projects watch."
The PJs (1999)
"Watch this! Next!"
The PJs (1999)
"I'd like to..."
The PJs (1999)
"Thurgood, let me handle this."
The PJs (1999)
"You get more flies with honey. (GRUNTS)"
The PJs (1999)
"I understand congratulations are in order concerning your son Chevron."
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, yes."
The PJs (1999)
"The baby ain't his."
The PJs (1999)
"Oh, my, that's wonderful."
The PJs (1999)
"Yes! God has blessed us!"
The PJs (1999)
"Oh! So what can I do for you?"
The PJs (1999)
"She's all yours, Thurgood."
The PJs (1999)
"Uh, yeah, we wanna start a neighborhood watch."
The PJs (1999)
"Why didn't you say so?"
The PJs (1999)
"This is all you need."
The PJs (1999)
"All we get is a sign?"
The PJs (1999)
"You want another one?"
The PJs (1999)
"Next!"
The PJs (1999)
"Welcome to the first meeting of the Hilton-Jacobs projects watch out!"
The PJs (1999)
"Now please put your hands together for our favorite parole officer,"
The PJs (1999)
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