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Clips from The PJs (1999) - A Hero Ain't Nothin' But a Super (S01E01)

"what really happened last night?"
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"Muriel, I'm not an idiot."
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"First, I knocked myself out on a tree."
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"Then I woke up and discovered"
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"I had kicked some burglar's ass. Why?"
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"Well, I'm not saying this to burst your bubble, but..."
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"I have a bubble butt."
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"Super, we saw you on TV."
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"You're a hero!"
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"You're a superhero!"
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"Can I have your autograph?"
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"(LAUGHS) Oh! Yeah, yeah. Uh, sure, all right."
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""Stay in school. Thurgood Stubbs.""
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"Uh, there's no "K" in school."
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"Don't be smart, boy."
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"Super, my hero used to be waffles."
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"But now it's you and waffles."
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"Now that you're married to a superhero,"
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"you have to keep his identity a secret."
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"Don't worry, kids."
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"The identity of the hero's safe with me."
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"(SINGING)"
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"Everything okay in there? Hudson!"
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"Hi, Super! They tell me you a hero!"
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"That's nice."
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"Hero? Me?"
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"I put my pants on one leg at a time just like everybody else."
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"Oh, pants."
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"Those were the days."
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"Ooh! Can I take your picture?"
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"Yeah, sure. Take this one."
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"You're my hero."
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"THURGOOD: This Crime Stops Catalog is great."
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"Ooh, look at this police nightstick."
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"That's just like the one that shook me up."
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"Don't you think you're taking this hero thing too far?"
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"Don't be silly."
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"Hey, how many Tasers do you think we need?"
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"None. Nine."
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"Right. Nine, that's a good even number."
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"Listen, Thurgood, we really have to talk about that night the burglar..."
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"(WATCH BEEPING)"
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"Not now, Muriel. It's my crime-fighting beeper watch."
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"It alerts me whenever there's crime in the projects."
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"You like it? (WATCH BEEPS)"
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"I bought it with the money we were saving for your elective eye surgery."
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"Oh, right. It's probably a little blurry,"
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"but trust me, it's a beaut."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"And so to sum it up, that's when I realized"
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"I was better than other people."
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"Wow."
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"It's nice to see a fellow brother get ahead."
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"Don't forget your homie when you put together your posse."
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"Can I be the guy in your posse who laughs at all your stupid jokes?"
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"Posse-bly."
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"Ha, ha, ha."
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"Hey, Super, tell us again about when you were a king in Africa."
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"(SHUSHING) Later, later."
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"Muriel-boom-ba-yay."
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"Mmm."
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"Thurgood, a package came for you."
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"(GASPS) A package!"
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"Maybe it's a mail bomb for me to diffuse."
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"Oh, just a letter."
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"Hey, it's from the Mayor."
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"Muriel, he's inviting me to a banquet. Mmm."
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"(GASPS) He wants me to be the new McGnaw the Crime Rat!"
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"Muriel, look! It's a McGnaw the Crime Rat Suit!"
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"You know, take a nibble out of crime!"
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"I feel so proud."
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"Hey, you know, I think somebody threw up in this head."
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"Isn't that nice?"
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"You know, Muriel, truth be told,"
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"uh, half this suit really belongs to you, you know."
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"Oh, Thurgood!"
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"Yep, if it weren't for typical female cowardice,"
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"I woulda never had to save you and become a hero."
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"Save me?"
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"For your information, you didn't catch the crook."
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"I sprayed sauce on him."
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"I fried his behind with my hot comb."
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"And I slammed the window down on his head five times!"
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"Oh, Muriel, Muriel, Muriel. I'm so surprised at you."
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"Trying to horn in on the glory!"
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"Well, let me tell you something,"
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"maybe at Sears you can get credit, and I can't,"
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"but this ain't Sears."
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"Thurgood, I don't want the credit."
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"Really? 'Cause I was willing to let you have half the rat suit."
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"You were gonna get the butt end."
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"(EXCLAIMS) I don't give a rat's ass about that rat's ass."
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"Thurgood, I was fine when it was just"
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"a couple of little boys looking up to you,"
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"but presenting yourself as a hero to the whole city!"
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"Oh, that's going too far!"
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"Muriel, can we please sort this out"
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"after the Mayor's banquet celebrating me?"
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"I'm not going to that banquet!"
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"Muriel, you have to go."
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"Half the jokes in my monologue are about my wife."
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"Take my wife, please."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Oh, that's good."
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"My vision for our city is rats."
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"Thousands of crime-fighting rats infesting our schools,"
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"our churches, from our cradles to our graves."
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"Carrying with them the plague of justice."
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"And now to close, I will ceremoniously cut the cheese."
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"(PEOPLE CHEERING)"
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"MALE REPORTER: Mr. Stubbs, I understand you'll be testifying tomorrow"
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"against the burglar you caught."
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"Are you afraid?"
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"Uh, fear's just one of the many words I don't know the meaning of."
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"Next question. Come on. I'm happy to answer anything."
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"FEMALE REPORTER: Where's your wife?"
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"Interview over!"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Hey, ain't you the dude who caught that burglar?"
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"It's "aren't." And, yes, I be him."
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