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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - White Christmas (S07E07)

"Joe, you're going to see your first snow. It's so exciting."
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't wait to make a snow person. Person?"
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"We got to get him out of that hippie school."
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"I don't know, Jay. Last report card, he got straight dolphins."
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"Christmas in Colombia was always hot and loud--"
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"people arguing, betrayal, schemes."
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"So I rented a mountain cabin for the whole family"
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"to celebrate my first Christmas as an American."
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"I want a white Christmas, you know, like white people have."
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"Hey, want to hit the pipe one more time before we get on the road?"
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"Um, yeah. Couldn't hurt."
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"(clears throat) ## (blows note)"
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"# Silent night #"
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"# Holy night #"
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"Oh, my God. We are killing it."
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"Last Christmas, Mitchell and I thought it would be fun"
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"to sing a little Christmas carol for the family."
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"Unfortunately, it didn't go so well"
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"because somebody had a little too much to drink."
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"Stop doing that. I was nervous."
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"# 'Tis the season to be jolly #"
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"# Fa la-la, la-la, la-la, la, la #"
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"# Don we now our gay apparel #"
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"# Fa la-la, la-la, la-la-- # Mitchell?"
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"(groans) (laughing)"
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"The family has been mocking us relentlessly all year."
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"Nicknames like Screeches and Herb,"
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"Simon and God-awful, Nickelback."
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"But we're gonna redeem ourselves this year."
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"We have been rehearsing our new number for months,"
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"and we will debut it at the cabin"
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"as a special holiday "screw you" to the family."
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"Hey, Marty, listen. It's your hotel,"
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"but a walnut closet is a place"
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"your guests want to hang their clothes."
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"A particleboard closet-- they want to hang themselves."
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"All this closet stuff is driving me nuts."
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"I want to get annoyed, but it's hard when I feel this comfortable."
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"Oh, God, he's gonna talk about his new coat again."
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"It's like getting a big, warm hug from a mama sheep."
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"Nothing feels like pure sheepskin."
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"The gal at the store said I looked like Kris Kristofferson."
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"We don't know who that is."
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"I have so much lab homework to get done during this break."
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"If it were up to me, Christmas wouldn't even come this year."
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"Any chance you could sound more like a cartoon villain?"
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"Come on, Alex, it's three solid days of winter fun."
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"We're gonna go sledding, skating, ice fishing, make snow angels."
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"Who's with me? Snow! Snow!"
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"Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow!"
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"Snow?"
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"- No, that's a leaf. - It's hotter here than at home."
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"Gloria, in your little daily e-mails, you said it was gonna be cold."
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"That's what my phone said."
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"You're on Celsius. Oh."
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"It's going to be hot, guys."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey #"
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"Oh, is the furnace on?"
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"Phil, take off that jacket. You're making me hot just looking at you."
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"Saleslady said that would happen."
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"Trust me, I'm cool as a cucumber."
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"Something about the coat just knows what my body needs."
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"You're sweating like a heroin addict."
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"JAY: Hey, look, a piano."
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"Maybe we can get a little song from the "Crapenters.""
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"Hey. Be cool."
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"Andy's fiancée, Beth, has to work, so Gloria invited him for Christmas,"
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"which is complicated because we've been having sex"
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"and nobody knows about it."
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"I mean, we know."
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"My family cannot find out about us."
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"I'm certainly not gonna tell them. I still have their respect."
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"Andy, chop-chop. Joe's making his bathroom face."
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"All right, let's just go home. I mean, it's hot, there's no Wi-Fi."
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"Alex, stop being the Grinch."
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"If that is the worst problem, then Merry Christmas."
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"Oh, thank God you made it! I thought you'd gotten into a horrible car accident!"
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"Wait a second. You're not Trip, Tad, Lois, Darcy and Marlene."
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"No, we're other names. Who are you?"
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"Fig Wilson. My family's been coming here for the holidays for years."
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"We rented this cabin from the Wilsons."
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"They are in Hawaii."
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"Nobody told me that."
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"Okay, well, bye-bye."
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"How could they abandon me? I'm the most caring one in the family."
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"I warn them about cancer. I buy their fat kids clothes in aspirational sizes."
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"I invite them all to my dogs' funerals."
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"- Last one ran straight into traffic. - I can see that."
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"Is it possible the invitation got lost?"
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"I mean, you seem great."
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"Well, I guess I'll just get my bags and walk down the hill."
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"Hopefully I'll get to the bus station before nightfall."
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"It's wolf season."
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"Why don't you stay here with us? It's Christmas."
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"Oh. First time I saw you,"
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"I thought you were gonna be a pain in the ass,"
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"but it turns out you're my favorite."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(door rattling)"
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"What do you think's in here?"
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"No one told you the legend of the forgotten boy?"
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"Happened right here 100 years ago."
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"A boy was very bad, and his parents locked him in this secret room"
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"and left him here forever."
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"They say at night, you can hear him trying to scratch his way out."
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"(scratching)"
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"We got her."
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"Idiots."
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"That was you scratching, right?"
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"Oh, sorry. No, you go."
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"No, it's okay. After you. Here, I'll just--"
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"Oh, why don't I go to--"
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"What are you guys doing-- having a staring contest?"
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"I get winners. Later, though. Come here."
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"Andy."
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"I've got a very special present for you."
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