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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - White Christmas (S07E07)

"Did this guy tell you he passed his real-estate-license test?"
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"I know. I helped him cram."
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"She was really drilling me pretty hard. Cool. Listen."
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"When I first got into real estate, I worked at one of those big firms with the blazers."
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"I'd rather not say their name, but it rhymed with "Century Not Very Fun.""
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"Anyway, I saved this."
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"I'd like for you to have it. Wow."
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"When you wear it, remember the values of our profession--"
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"trust, honor, integrity, fidelity and purity."
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"Are you worthy of the blazer, Andy? I want to be."
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"I didn't expect it to hit this hard."
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"Me either."
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"Who wants eggnog?"
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"I'll take some. I had a tough week at work."
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"What do you do? Oh, my dad and I are in the closet business."
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"I'm sorry, it almost sounded like you said "closet business.""
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"I did-- residential and hospitality storage solutions."
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"Yikes. (sighs)"
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"Hey, specs, I'm dying over there. What are you reading?"
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"Science stuff. I'm sure it'll bore you."
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"I teach astrophysics at MIT."
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"Wait a minute. Are you FN Wilson? F-N right, I am."
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"We just read your essay on how solar flares will wipe out life on Earth."
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"Hopefully before closet lady corners me again. (chuckles)"
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"Everybody's here, so let's just casually make our way over to the piano."
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"Ooh, what are we drinking there, Miss Scarlett?"
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"Relax. It's hot tea for my throat."
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"Oh, we should have Lily film us."
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"Hey, Lily, come here."
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"Okay, so Daddy and I are about to sing a Christmas song--"
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"I'm gonna stop you right there."
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"It's not gonna be like last year because we're prepared,"
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"and we're singing "Silent Night.""
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"That's my favorite. Can I sing with you?"
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"BOTH: # Um #"
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"(off-key) # Aah #"
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"BOTH: # Ooh #"
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"Can I have everyone's attention, please?"
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"I feel so lucky celebrating with the best damn family any man could hope for."
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"Dad."
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"- And Fig. - Hey-oh!"
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"Gloria and I have been talking about this for a while."
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"What with Joe getting older, I feel it's just the right time to start a new chapter,"
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"which is why I've decided to retire."
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"Maybe "retired" is the wrong word. More of a transition."
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"So when people ask, "Where's Jay Pritchett?","
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"you tell them, "He's transitioning.""
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"- Hmm? - Okay, I heard it too. Let's go back to "retiring.""
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"Hey, we can finally rent that RV and visit all of the major league ballparks."
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"I'll probably go ahead and do that alone."
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"Uh, anyway, I had to ask myself,"
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""Who's the best person to lead the company?""
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"And the answer's obvious."
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"- Chuck Feeny. - Who?"
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"Gutters and screen hotshot out of Chicago."
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"With him in charge, we can all relax,"
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"knowing that the company is in good hands."
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"Claire gets a great new boss. Mm-hmm."
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"And you all get to spend more time with yours truly."
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"Well, to this one's new boss."
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"Uh--"
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"Claire, that's my gesturing hand. I need it for work."
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"I work 60-hour weeks so Chuck Feeny can have the corner office"
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"and the best table at ClosetCon."
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"Honey, you need to slow down. This coat isn't quite broken in yet."
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"Listen, you have every right to be mad."
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"Everyone knows you deserve that job."
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"And to think of all the weekends I worked and the family vacations we put off,"
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"not to mention the stress and the insomnia."
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"Come here."
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"Mm. Claire."
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"Life's like a mountain road"
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"with a new adventure around every corner."
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"If that's the slogan for this stupid coat, I'm gonna kill you."
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"Shh! Get in here."
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"Have you seen Claire? No."
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"I told you this Chuck Feeny thing was a terrible idea."
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"It's a brilliant idea."
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"There is no Chuck Feeny. I made him up."
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"Because of what happened to Don McSorley when he turned his company over to his son."
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"Son only took the job because he felt obligated."
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"One year later, business went bankrupt."
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"Broke my heart to buy his entire inventory eight cents on the dollar."
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"(chuckles)"
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"I'm doing this for Claire. She'd do anything to make me happy,"
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"and that's not why I want her to take the job."
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"If she wants it, she'll fight for it."
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"If not, I just gave her an easy out."
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"I can think of 10 better ways to do this."
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"Relax. It's gonna be perfect."
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"She'll come to me, demand what's hers."
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"I'll tell her the truth, big hug, perfect Christmas. I'm a genius."
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"You're a crazy person."
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"In my village, we will tie a tin can around your neck to know when you're coming."
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"## (blows note)"
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"# Silent night #"
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"# Holy night #"
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"# All is calm #"
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"# All is bright #"
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"(off-key) # Round yon virgin mother and child #"
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"Hey! Hey, I have a fun idea."
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"Why don't we give Lily one of her presents right now?"
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"Ooh, that is a fun idea, Daddy. Yeah."
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"Then she can go play with a toy rather than being with us boring, old adults."
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"How's that sound, Lily?"
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"You're up to something, but I don't care."
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"I want a present. I'll take the bike-shaped one. Nice wrapping job, by the way."
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"Uh, wasn't that for Joe? Well, Joe's getting a doll now."
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"All right."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Hey."
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"Gloria asked me to get some kindling. Mm."
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"Why are you walking around wearing next to nothing?"
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"It's 26 Celsius out there."
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"Ah, I'm not showing any skin 'cause I don't want to tempt you."
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"Oh, well, your gold blazer took care of that. You know you're into it."
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"I know. Why? Damn you and that Eagle Scout smile."
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"I want to take a swim in those big doe eyes."
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"This is happening. Mm-hmm."
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