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"That's disgusting."
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"l'm getting too old for this bike-confiscating shit."
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"Don't worry, kids."
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"We'll take good care of your bikes."
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"l can't imagine where Doris is."
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"She always likes to check out my new partners."
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"You forgot, Daddy."
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"This is Mom's "bowling with the Teamsters" night."
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"Oh, yeah, right."
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"So, Ben, dad help you with your homework?"
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"Nah. l don't want to repeat the fifth grade again."
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"So, Debbie, uh, how do you like school?"
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"How do you think l like it? lt sucks."
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"Oh, here's Doris now. Hon, hon."
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"l want you to meet my new partner Jack Colt."
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"Charmed, l'm sure."
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"Um, this is Ted Polanski."
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"Ted's a produce manager."
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"Assistant produce manager."
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"Mr. Brubaker's the manager."
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"Ted's been very helpful with my produce selections."
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"l thought l should extend him a special courtesy."
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"l should be going."
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"Stay for coffee. Coffee, Ted?"
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"Ted's from a dysfunctional family."
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"Oh. So, no coffee?"
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"l thought he should spend some time with us."
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"l was thinking about taking him to Mother's for the weekend."
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"Dear, l know you're just trying to block out the memory..."
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"but come on, now..."
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"your mom's been dead for over six months."
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"Did l forget to give you that message?"
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"l'll pass on coffee."
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"Did l come at a bad time?"
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"You should be more careful."
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"l might have blasted off your eye shadow."
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"So, what's with all the candles?"
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"l couldn't find the light switch."
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"You have an interesting place."
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"lt's much bigger than it looks from the outside."
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"l chose light colors to make it look bigger."
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"So what are you doing here?"
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"Waiting for you."
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"l mean, what brought you here?"
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"-A taxi. -Yeah, but why?"
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"My car's in the shop."
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"The police station would have made me nervous."
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"You better go."
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"You're not even going to ask why l tracked you down?"
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"OK, why did you track me down?"
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"l wasn't totally honest with you and Detective Loogie."
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"No one ever is."
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"l can't live with it anymore."
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"l know who's responsible for those cookies."
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"lt's a man l fell for..."
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"a man who used me and betrayed me--"
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"General Mortars."
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"Why are you telling me all this?"
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"You don't understand."
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"He's using the Wilderness Girls of America to sell cocaine."
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"He can ship them anywhere."
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"Everyone trusts a Wilderness Girl cookie!"
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"Oh, my."
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"l feel as though an incredible weight has been..."
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"lifted off my chest."
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"Can you feel it?"
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"Yes, as a matter of fact, l can."
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"lsn't it wonderful?"
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"And there's more."
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"Tomorrow at midnight..."
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"a big drug deal at the Wilderness Girl Cookie Factory."
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"You and Loogie must stop it."
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"But not until after."
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"After what?"
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"Relax, Colt."
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"l'll talk you through it."
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"Squeeze me."
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"Squeeze me like l was an S&W seven forty-seven..."
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"double-action magnum..."
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"with an extended chrome eight-inch barrel..."
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"just begging for a few squirts of gun oil."
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"ls this a come-on?"
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"Blow in my ear..."
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"like you were blowing away the metallic blue discharge..."
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"wafting from your barrel..."
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"after you've spent your full load."
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"What?"
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"Painful cuticle."
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"You think that's painful?"
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"Razor burn."
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"Retaining water."
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"Nickel Beer Night--"
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"Dodger Stadium."
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"These? Vietnam?"
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"Parochial school."
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"Grenade."
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"Riot at a "Love Connection" taping."
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"That's nothing."
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"The plate in my head?"
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"Elective surgery."
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"l was a fool."
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"Try this."
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"Low-budget organ transplant."
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"Enough foreplay."
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"We were made for each other."
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"lt was magic, Colt."
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"l guess you're crying because you know it's wrong..."
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"to get mixed up with a guy like me..."
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"a guy who lives on the edge and plays by his own rules."
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"That can only spell heartache and loneliness..."
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"for a woman like you."
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"No. l'm crying because now that we've had these moments..."
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"and l'm so friendly with the villain..."
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"l know l'm going to die."
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"Well, some things are worth dying for."
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"Where are you going?"
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"Nowhere."
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"l'm just taking one of those..."
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"unmotivated butt-in-the-moonbeam walks."
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"Do you hear something?"
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