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Clips from Loaded Weapon 1

Movies 1993 84 min ★ 6.2/10 (53,934 ratings) 1,048 clips
Crime Comedy Action

Credits

What the hell was that?
"What the hell was that?"
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Hello, hello. How are you?
"Hello, hello. How are you?"
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Nice weather we are having today.
"Nice weather we are having today."
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Nice weather?
"Nice weather?"
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You think we're having nice weather?
"You think we're having nice weather?"
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l guess you didn't lose the only one...
"l guess you didn't lose the only one..."
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that meant anything in your life.
"that meant anything in your life."
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l guess you don't feel burned out...
"l guess you don't feel burned out..."
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by the human misery and despair...
"by the human misery and despair..."
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perpetrated by the criminal vermin...
"perpetrated by the criminal vermin..."
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that infest every pore of this decaying city...
"that infest every pore of this decaying city..."
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forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey...
"forcing you to guzzle cheap wine and cheaper whiskey..."
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to dull the pain that shatters your heart...
"to dull the pain that shatters your heart..."
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rips at your soul, keeps your days forever gray.
"rips at your soul, keeps your days forever gray."
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What flavor lcee you got today?
"What flavor lcee you got today?"
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Kiwi cherry.
"Kiwi cherry."
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Oh, baby.
"Oh, baby."
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Namaste.
"Namaste."
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
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Do you have any of these in taupe?
"Do you have any of these in taupe?"
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No taupe. Beef jerky.
"No taupe. Beef jerky."
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And you call this a convenience store?
"And you call this a convenience store?"
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Open up the cash register, or l'll splatter your brains.
"Open up the cash register, or l'll splatter your brains."
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
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You scuzzballs mind if l join in?
"You scuzzballs mind if l join in?"
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l know what you're thinking, punk.
"l know what you're thinking, punk."
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You're thinking...
"You're thinking..."
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"Did he fire 173 times...
""Did he fire 173 times..."
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"or 17 4?"
""or 17 4?""
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Well, do you feel lucky...
"Well, do you feel lucky..."
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punk?
"punk?"
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You guys got to get that thing fixed.
"You guys got to get that thing fixed."
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l know. Don't thank me.
"l know. Don't thank me."
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l'm just a cop doing his job.
"l'm just a cop doing his job."
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You have reached the desk of Sergeant Wes Luger.
"You have reached the desk of Sergeant Wes Luger."
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Please leave a message after the beep.
"Please leave a message after the beep."
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Yeah, Wes. lt's me, Billy.
"Yeah, Wes. lt's me, Billy."
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Hey! l said, "after the beep."
"Hey! l said, "after the beep.""
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Well, excuse me.
"Well, excuse me."
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Listen, it's nine thirty--
"Listen, it's nine thirty--"
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Oh, nine thirty-seven.
"Oh, nine thirty-seven."
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Look, it's just getting too dangerous to wait here.
"Look, it's just getting too dangerous to wait here."
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l got to get out.
"l got to get out."
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Meet me at the Squealer's Hotel in forty-five minutes.
"Meet me at the Squealer's Hotel in forty-five minutes."
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l have a contact there.
"l have a contact there."
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Who is it?
"Who is it?"
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Wilderness Girls.
"Wilderness Girls."
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Wilderness Girls.
"Wilderness Girls."
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A little late to be selling cookies.
"A little late to be selling cookies."
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Troop leader says we are not meeting our quota.
"Troop leader says we are not meeting our quota."
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l'll take a couple of boxes.
"l'll take a couple of boxes."
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That won't be necessary, Miss York.
"That won't be necessary, Miss York."
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l got to be honest.
"l got to be honest."
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You look better in the wig.
"You look better in the wig."
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My hairstyle is the least of your worries.
"My hairstyle is the least of your worries."
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Wilderness Girls, eh?
"Wilderness Girls, eh?"
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So that's how you're moving the drugs.
"So that's how you're moving the drugs."
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Brilliant, Miss York. Now...
"Brilliant, Miss York. Now..."
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Where is the meecrofilm?
"Where is the meecrofilm?"
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The what?
"The what?"
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The meecrofilm.
"The meecrofilm."
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l don't know anything about any meecrofilm.
"l don't know anything about any meecrofilm."
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Don't play coy with me.
"Don't play coy with me."
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This is too important.
"This is too important."
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And this is the plot.
"And this is the plot."
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lmportant enough so that anyone within earshot...
"lmportant enough so that anyone within earshot..."
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should listen to each and every detail?
"should listen to each and every detail?"
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That important.
"That important."
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And you're talking about the microfilm...
"And you're talking about the microfilm..."
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which holds the recipe for turning cocaine...
"which holds the recipe for turning cocaine..."
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into innocent-looking cookies?
"into innocent-looking cookies?"
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l don't know anything about it.
"l don't know anything about it."
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ln a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy.
"ln a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy."
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No, no. l'll beg now.
"No, no. l'll beg now."
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Save yourself unnecessary pain.
"Save yourself unnecessary pain."
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Tell me!
"Tell me!"
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McCracken.
"McCracken."
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Thank you, Miss York.
"Thank you, Miss York."
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ls that Dan McCracken or Mike McCracken?
"ls that Dan McCracken or Mike McCracken?"
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Mike.
"Mike."
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ls he on Alpine or Oak?
"ls he on Alpine or Oak?"
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Alpine.
"Alpine."
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Hey, psst!
"Hey, psst!"
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Park on Third.
"Park on Third."
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You'll never find a spot on Alpine.
"You'll never find a spot on Alpine."
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Thank you. You have been most cooperative.
"Thank you. You have been most cooperative."
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Don't mention it.
"Don't mention it."
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And, you, remember, you saw nothing.
"And, you, remember, you saw nothing."
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What you got, lrv?
"What you got, lrv?"
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Oh. Beats me, Sarge.
"Oh. Beats me, Sarge."
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Dandruff, seborrhea, maybe just dry, itchy scalp.
"Dandruff, seborrhea, maybe just dry, itchy scalp."
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Have you tried this, lrv? l use it.
"Have you tried this, lrv? l use it."
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Head & Shoulders?
"Head & Shoulders?"
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Sarge, you don't have dandruff.
"Sarge, you don't have dandruff."
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l know.
"l know."
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Are you ready to limbo?
"Are you ready to limbo?"
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What'll it be? Matte finish or glossy?
"What'll it be? Matte finish or glossy?"
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Matte.
"Matte."
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Good choice.
"Good choice."
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Be ready in about a week.
"Be ready in about a week."
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So what are we looking at here, Doc?
"So what are we looking at here, Doc?"
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The worst-dressed stiff l've ever seen.
"The worst-dressed stiff l've ever seen."
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This stiff and l pounded a beat together for five years...
"This stiff and l pounded a beat together for five years..."
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so show some respect.
"so show some respect."
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l'm sorry, Wes.
"l'm sorry, Wes."
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l see so much of this senseless mayhem...
"l see so much of this senseless mayhem..."
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that sometimes l get a little insensitive.
"that sometimes l get a little insensitive."
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All right, this loser has taken the chickenshit way out...
"All right, this loser has taken the chickenshit way out..."
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and punched her own ticket.
"and punched her own ticket."
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Suicide, huh?
"Suicide, huh?"
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She must have caught herself by surprise.
"She must have caught herself by surprise."
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Found these on the floor near her.
"Found these on the floor near her."
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Wilderness Girl cookies.
"Wilderness Girl cookies."
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Give me a hand, Doc.
"Give me a hand, Doc."
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Sure.
"Sure."
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You knew her, Sarge?
"You knew her, Sarge?"
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Yeah, l knew her.
"Yeah, l knew her."
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She was my partner.
"She was my partner."
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l'm sorry, Sarge.
"l'm sorry, Sarge."
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Hey--hey, Sarge.
"Hey--hey, Sarge."
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