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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Uh, is this, uh, ten-fourteen Pacific Coast Highway?"
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"Ten-fourteen Pacific Coast Highway?"
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"No! This is eight-fourteen Pacific Coast Highway!"
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"Ten-fourteen is two blocks up that way!"
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"Sorry. My mistake."
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"No problem !"
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"Colt, look!"
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"lt's Mortars. l know it."
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"l'm getting the hell out of here."
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"-That's mine! -Give me that."
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"Take care, babe."
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"Next time, instead of just smoking cigarettes in bed..."
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"do you think we could actually make love?"
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"Yeah, maybe."
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"Colt, please. l want you."
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"l'm burning for you. l'm on fire."
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"And l'm late."
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"lt'll only take a minute."
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"Who told you that?"
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"Colt, please."
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"Don't you find me desirable?"
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"Sure."
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"But l got a partner to warn."
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"Stick 'em up, sailor!"
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"Get your hands off me!"
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"You crazy? Not that one."
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"l'm saving your life."
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"Look, it's always the green one."
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"Yeah, but--but that one's orange."
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"Who asked you anyway?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, Colt."
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"Did you see "Hot Shots"?"
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"Ahem. Not that l'm drawing any parallels here..."
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"but don't you think it's kind of coincidence..."
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"you know, it's kind of weird..."
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"that you're doing this, and in "Hot Shots"--"
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"All right, Becker, that's it."
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"This one's got your name written all over it!"
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"Where are you?"
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"ln here."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Nothing."
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"Taking a shit."
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"Sorry."
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"Bust at a cookie factory?"
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"l don't know."
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"-Can you trust her? -Yeah."
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"How do you know? You kissed her?"
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"Well, sort of."
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"French?"
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"Give her a hickey?"
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"Shaved her back? Handled her hooters?"
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"You parked the pink Cadillac?"
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"Well, what can you possibly know about her?"
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"We wear the same size pumps."
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"Are you one of those macho guys who hates women?"
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"lf l tell you something..."
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"do you promise it'll just stay between us?"
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"Your secret's safe with me, Colt."
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"Whatever you tell me doesn't leave this car."
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"You have my word."
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"My mother never breast-fed me."
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"She'd tease me with it and then give me the bottle."
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"lt went on for years."
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"Lufthansa announces the departure--"
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"By the time l hit thirteen..."
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"l developed a love-hate thing with breasts..."
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"and a distrust of all women."
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"l just don't understand them."
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"l breast-fed till l was sixteen years old..."
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"and still don't understand women."
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"While we're sharing so openly here..."
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"l want to tell you l appreciate you coming to warn me like that."
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"Most people l know wouldn't have done that."
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"Well, that's the advantage of working with strangers."
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"You're telling me a guy dressed like a Wilderness Girl..."
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"with a German accent--"
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"-Austrian? -Austrian. Yeah."
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"Austrian accent."
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"Killed York and tried to kill you, too..."
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"and tonight there's a drug deal at the cookie factory?"
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"l know it sounds crazy, Captain, but--"
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"lt is crazy!"
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"Consider this investigation closed!"
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"Well, it was nice almost working with you."
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"Wait a minute."
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"We can't quit now. We've come too far."
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"You heard the captain. We're off the case."
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"You're more hung up on going by the book..."
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"than solving this case."
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"By failing to follow the safety guard's manual..."
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"look what l've done."
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"l'm to blame. l didn't go by the rules."
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"lt's all my fault."
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"From this day forward..."
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"l will always go by the book."
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"You were a crossing guard?"
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"You guys were all geeks."
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"And what's your problem?"
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"You got some kind of death wish?"
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"lf he only knew."
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"lt was Claire who lived life on the edge."
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"lt's hard for you to understand, Luger."
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"You got a family. All l got is revenge."
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"l'll nail Mortars for the York and McCracken killings."
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"You may be headed in the right direction, Colt..."
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"but you're doing all the wrong things to get there."
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"Oh, really, Mr. Perfect?"
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"Well, aren't we forgetting something?"
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"l thought maybe l was getting through to you."
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"Sometimes you can't play by the rules."
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"l'm going after Mortars, alone and by myself."
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""What Russian novel..."
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""embracing more than five hundred characters..."
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""is set in the Napoleonic wars?""
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""War and Peace.""
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"l have been waiting for this moment, Mr. Colt."
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"This has gone far enough."
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