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Clips from Lucifer - The One with the Baby Carrot (S03E03)

"Well, I'm surprised it's taken you this long."
Lucifer
"I have no idea why you prance around"
Lucifer
"and call yourself the Devil."
Lucifer
""Prance"?"
Lucifer
"This is about the Sinnerman."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"I see what's happening here."
Lucifer
"A mysterious figure handing out favors,"
Lucifer
"probably dashing and handsome."
Lucifer
"You think I'm the Sinnerman."
Lucifer
"Well, truth is..."
Lucifer
"You're not the Sinnerman... he's smart and calculated."
Lucifer
"You don't know me."
Lucifer
"Maybe I am the Sinnerman. Surprise!"
Lucifer
"No, I followed you and looked into your history."
Lucifer
"You're impulsive and short-fused."
Lucifer
"I am not."
Lucifer
"Very well."
Lucifer
"What is it that you think I am?"
Lucifer
"An idiot."
Lucifer
"So what, you broke into my apartment just to insult me?"
Lucifer
"You could've just waited till I was in the office."
Lucifer
"No, I came here to warn you."
Lucifer
"I know you're looking into him,"
Lucifer
"but you have no idea what you're doing."
Lucifer
"The Sinnerman is not a myth."
Lucifer
"Very aware of that already, thank you."
Lucifer
"It's not a name to throw around."
Lucifer
"Not even at the precinct."
Lucifer
"That's why I came here to talk."
Lucifer
"He's that dangerous."
Lucifer
"So am I."
Lucifer
"Maybe so."
Lucifer
"Either way, you need to know who you're dealing with."
Lucifer
"I've butted heads with him in Chicago."
Lucifer
"Did not end well."
Lucifer
"Then, what? You ran here with your tail between your legs?"
Lucifer
"I did, yeah."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"He killed someone... close to me."
Lucifer
"Really damn close."
Lucifer
"I don't want what happened to me to happen to anyone else."
Lucifer
"Even you."
Lucifer
"You need to be careful."
Lucifer
"He stole from me, Lieutenant, and I won't stand for it."
Lucifer
"- You're not listening. - Yes, I am."
Lucifer
"Now you listen to me."
Lucifer
"You can keep your head buried in the sand if you want to,"
Lucifer
"while I go mano a Sinnermano, all right?"
Lucifer
"I've got this."
Lucifer
"So..."
Lucifer
"Compost?"
Lucifer
"Recycling?"
Lucifer
"I've never had to dispose of pieces of divinity before."
Lucifer
"Waste."
Lucifer
"I thought this would be a little more... reverential?"
Lucifer
"Less angel wing dumpster fire."
Lucifer
"Should we say something?"
Lucifer
"I feel like we should say something..."
Lucifer
"What do you want me to say here, Linda?"
Lucifer
"I didn't choose this test."
Lucifer
"I don't even know if this really is a test."
Lucifer
"I mean, maybe I'm just torturing myself here."
Lucifer
"But if Lucifer wants to treat his wings like trash,"
Lucifer
"then trash they shall be. Even if it pains me"
Lucifer
"in my very soul."
Lucifer
"I don't think Lucifer knows how much this hurts you."
Lucifer
"He never does."
Lucifer
"And even though he doesn't realize it,"
Lucifer
"everything he does seems designed to hurt me."
Lucifer
"To test you?"
Lucifer
"Huh. Wow."
Lucifer
"You're right."
Lucifer
"It's been right in front of my face all along."
Lucifer
"My test is Lucifer."
Lucifer
"It's always been Lucifer."
Lucifer
"You're very wise, Linda."
Lucifer
"Thanks, Amen."
Lucifer
"- Mm... - Yeah, it doesn't work, does it?"
Lucifer
"I, uh, had a rather illuminating conversation"
Lucifer
"with our new lieutenant last night."
Lucifer
"- What did you do? - Nothing."
Lucifer
"Yet. He warned me not to talk about the Sinnerman."
Lucifer
"Yeah, he's right."
Lucifer
"You sound crazy... er."
Lucifer
"No. He actually knows..."
Lucifer
"Cyber tracked all the e-mails to the same I.P. address."
Lucifer
"A comedy club on Sunset called The Laughmaker."
Lucifer
"So do we think he works there?"
Lucifer
"Maybe. The e-mails were always sent"
Lucifer
"- Thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. - And that's when"
Lucifer
"Bobby's show aired. So it makes sense"
Lucifer
"that that could set him off."
Lucifer
"Yeah, it's also when they have open mic night,"
Lucifer
"so it could be any one of the comedians performing, too."
Lucifer
"Or a diehard fan."
Lucifer
"Either way, they're consistent."
Lucifer
"It would make sense that the killer"
Lucifer
"could be at the next open mic night."
Lucifer
"Which is tonight."
Lucifer
"- So how do we draw him out? - Easy."
Lucifer
"Arrest everyone in the club and pull their pants down."
Lucifer
"Tiniest weenie wins, for once."
Lucifer
"Or, our guy is clearly sensitive, right?"
Lucifer
"Why don't we use that to flush him out?"
Lucifer
"What, get someone on stage that'll really piss him off?"
Lucifer
"Yeah. Yeah, that could work."
Lucifer
"And I think we all know the perfect man for that job."
Lucifer
"All right,"
Lucifer
"please welcome to the stage, for the first time,"
Lucifer
"the devilishly handsome..."
Lucifer
"Dan Espinoza."
Lucifer
"Remember "yes, and," Daniel."
Lucifer
"Hi, everybody."
Lucifer
"Hey. Hi."
Lucifer
"So, uh..."
Lucifer
"Um..."
Lucifer
"Oh..."
Lucifer
"Uh, I have a friend."
Lucifer
"And... he's got a tiny penis."
Lucifer
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