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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Man Shouldn't Lie (S07E07)

"Hey."
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"That staycation beard's really taking shape, dad."
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"[ Chuckles ] It's starting to trap food."
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"Yep."
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"It's gone from itchin' to bitchin'."
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"And you're still rocking the sweats."
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"Every day this week. Same underwear?"
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"What underwear? [ Telephone ringing ]"
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"Hold that thought. Do I have to?"
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"Mayor's office. City of Phila-Dunphy-a."
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"I'm sorry. I just got done."
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"My computer crashed,"
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"and we got four pallets of hinges from Taiwan"
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"with faulty riveting."
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"At least your story's riveting."
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"It's clever. I'll tell you later."
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"Hey, why is the minivan in the driveway?"
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"You parked me in this morning."
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"I was running late for a meeting,"
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"so I just took Haley's Corolla."
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"Fun."
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"It would be if it didn't smell like"
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"the inside of Bob Marley's laundry hamper."
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"Anyway, I've got a bunch more calls to make."
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"I'm not gonna have time to cook tonight."
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"We could go out."
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"There's that new restaurant -- Sliders."
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"The gimmick is they built it on a slant,"
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"and the waiters all wear socks."
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"That doesn't sound good at all."
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"Can you just order something?"
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"Yeah, you got it. Great."
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"[ Beep ] [ Inhales sharply ]"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"What are you doing? Run away, little dog."
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"Fine. Go around you."
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"You're not gonna move."
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"'Cause I'm not stopping for you."
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"I'm stopping for you."
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"Damn. Ohh!"
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"[ Inhales sharply ]"
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"Move it!"
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"Seriously?"
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"[ Gear shift clicks, seat belt clicks ]"
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"Don't forget you have to watch Joe while we have company."
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"Again? Yes, again."
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"What is the problem?"
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"He always wants to watch his show "Mystery Kidz," with a "Z.""
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"It's insufferable."
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"Now you know what I felt"
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"when I had to watch your favorite show."
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""Masterpiece Theater"?"
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"It was hosted by a creepy puppet."
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"That was Alan Cumming."
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"Ay, Jay, you have to add two more chairs."
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"For who?"
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"It's us, the McClouds, and the Sharps."
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"I also invited my friend Dana and her husband, Reece."
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"Reece? Who's Reece?"
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"I just told you. Dana's husband."
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"I met her at the PTA lunch,"
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"and she's the only woman in the anti-bullying campaign"
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"that I don't want to punch in the face."
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"Why would I want these people in my house"
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"messing up my poker game?"
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"Maybe you'll meet new friends."
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"We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends."
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"I have the exact-right number of friends."
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"Jay, your friends have been around"
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"since before the movies could talk."
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"I don't think it's the worst idea"
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"to start getting some backups."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"-- Captions by VITAC --"
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"Captioning Provided by 20th Century Fox Television and ABC, Inc."
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"and brought to you by Ford. We go further, so you can."
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"♪♪"
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"Hey, daddy, what's a lowest common denominator?"
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"Reality TV. That's hilarious,"
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"but I've got a quiz tomorrow."
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"[ Rock music plays ]"
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"Uh..."
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"What is that noise?"
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"Let me remind you that it's been weeks"
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"since we've had a tenant up there."
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"So you rented it to a rock band?"
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"A Christian rock band."
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"Oh, good. Okay, so they're noisy and judge-y."
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"Shame on you and your narrow, big-city attitude."
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"I've known many accepting people of faith."
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"And I've been chased into a lake."
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"So I guess we're both entitled to our opinion."
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"Oh, oh, oh -- No!"
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"Okay. Guys. Absolutely not."
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"[ Music continues ]"
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"Coop: Come in."
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"Hey."
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"This is Mitchell, and the music sounds great."
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"Just wondering if you could turn it down a-a skosh."
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"Yeah, of course. We're sorry."
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"Just giving the guy upstairs a taste of our new song."
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"He means God. Really?"
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"There's no third floor I don't know about?"
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"We love the place, by the way."
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"It's just scrumptious."
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"Good! Good!"
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"So, you guys are a Christian rock band?"
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"Water to Wine. Yeah, that's us."
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"Well, I hope you're not expecting"
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"to bring all your groupies back here."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Don't worry."
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"The Soldiers of the Lamb Church"
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"forbids premarital relations."
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"-Mm. -Of course."
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"But I can think of a few ladies"
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"I wouldn't mind multiplying with"
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"after our elders give us their blessings."
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"I heard that. Oh!"
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"We love girls!"
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