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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Man Shouldn't Lie (S07E07)

"As long as you guys are here, I need an outsider's opinion."
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"I'm working on a song,"
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"but these guys think it's too soft."
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"Do you mind?"
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"Um...lay it on us, bro."
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"Okay."
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"♪ Hiding for so long ♪"
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"♪ The real me, I don't belong ♪"
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"♪ I'm not myself, I never was ♪"
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"♪ I cry at night and all because ♪"
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"♪ I'm trapped on a secret path ♪"
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"♪ I need a holy bath ♪"
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"♪ To wash away the sins I hide ♪"
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"♪ To douse the fire I feel inside ♪"
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"Aw, dang it, Dex, you're bumming me out!"
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"Whoa. Calm down, Coop."
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"Just 'cause we're in the city"
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"doesn't mean we got to talk like it."
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"[ Sighs ] I'm so sorry."
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"You know what, Dex, I like that song."
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"Yeah. What's the title?"
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"I call it "A Cry for Help.""
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"-Did you hear that? -Yeah, I'm standing right here."
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"[ Door opens ]"
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"You're back again?"
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"Oh. Missed you, too."
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"Sanjay's home this weekend."
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"It's kind of a big day for us -- our first anniversary."
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"Look what I got him."
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"It's a hadrosaur metacarpal"
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"for his dinosaur bone collection."
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"Too much?"
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"Well, what's the equivalent gift if you guys were normal?"
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"Like, a Starbucks card or a Rolex?"
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"[ Inhales sharply ]"
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"Kind of like a really nice microscope."
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"You're not helping."
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"I thought the gift for a first nerd anniversary"
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"was inhaler."
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"[ Door opens ]"
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"Hey. Where's your dad?"
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"Upstairs. Why?"
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"-[ Gasps ] -You got us a dog?!"
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"No, no!"
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"It's a stray,"
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"and we are not keeping him."
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"Be quiet."
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"Your dad cannot know he's here."
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"If he sees him, he'll get all attached,"
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"and there's no getting rid of it."
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"Oh, it'll be like Luke all over again. [ Sighs ]"
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"At least they were married when they had me."
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"You ruined mom's life."
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"Hmm. Stop."
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"I am now very happy I have all of you."
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"But I just can't take care of another living creature."
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"Then why'd you bring it home?"
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"I couldn't leave it in the street."
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"Phil: Claire, is that you?"
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"Take care of it."
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"I'm not gonna kill a dog."
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"[ Whispering ] Hide it in your room."
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"[ Dog grumbles ]"
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"Is that what I think it is? Uh, no."
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"Yeah, pizza's here."
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"Oh."
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"How you doing?"
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"[ Dog growling ]"
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"What was that?"
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"[ Growls ] I'm the pizza monster!"
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"It's this new character I'm doing. [ Chuckles ]"
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"I love it. I really love it."
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"I didn't really love it."
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"It felt a little close to my Chicken Pot Pirate."
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"It's a mystery."
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"Who's that?"
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"Noni. She can be invisible."
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"-Who's that? -Gogo."
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"He can jump off of buildings."
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"[ Telephone ringing ]"
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"This is the most unrealistic show I've ever seen."
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"Who's that?"
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"Yes, great. I will open the gate."
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"[ Telephone beeps ]"
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"Reece. Probably can't even work a gate."
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"Maybe you'll like him."
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"He's the Kings' dentist."
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"Well, hoity-toity. I'm the emperor's closet maker."
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"The L.A. Kings hockey team."
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"Kings' dentist. Why does he say it like that?"
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"What, is he trying to be all fancy?"
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"[ Doorbell rings ] He didn't say anything. I said it."
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"[ Door opens ]"
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"-Hi! -Hi!"
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"-Hello. -Hi."
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"Dana, Reece, this is my husband, Jay."
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"-Hi. Jay. Pleasure. -Hello."
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"-Hi, Reece. How are you? -Hey, Jay."
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"Dana, come with me to the kitchen"
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"while the boys get to know each other."
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"All right."
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"Did you hear they're thinking"
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"of eliminating cursive at the school?"
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"All of it, or just the "F" word?"
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"I brought you some Scotch."
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"Wow. That's quite a bottle. Thank you."
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"Mm."
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"Hey, Gloria tells me you're the Kings' dentist."
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"Well, when you say it like that, it sounds so hoity-toity."
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"-[ Chuckles ] -Why don't we crack that open?"
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"And do you have any Cohiba Robustos?"
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"Oh, I wish, but, you know, they're impossible to find."
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"Hmm. Well, look at that."
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"I just found two."
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"Okay, the guy wasn't all bad, but I couldn't let Gloria know"
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"or it would open the door for a whole bunch of new things"
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"I don't want to do --"
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"Trendy restaurants,"
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"movies about how women feel about crap."
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"And who needs it?"
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