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Clips from Cheers - Knights of the Scimitar (S05E05)

They said they Were gonna call.

"They said they Were gonna call."

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Yeah, like they called Joan of arc

"Yeah, like they called Joan of arc"

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Before they turned her Into french toast.

"Before they turned her Into french toast."

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Look, treat this guy With respect, all right?

"Look, treat this guy With respect, all right?"

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, hi, high.

"Oh, yeah. Yeah, hi, high."

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Yeah. Thank you.

"Yeah. Thank you."

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No, no apology Necessary.

"No, no apology Necessary."

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That's ok. Sure.

"That's ok. Sure."

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All right. Bye.

"All right. Bye."

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You blew it. You got nobody to blame But yourself now.

"You blew it. You got nobody to blame But yourself now."

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No, he just apologized For making me wait So long.

"No, he just apologized For making me wait So long."

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I'm a knight.

"I'm a knight."

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Congratulations.

"Congratulations."

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How's that for the old Clavin clone, huh?

"How's that for the old Clavin clone, huh?"

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Evening, sam.

"Evening, sam."

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Hey, frasier.

"Hey, frasier."

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What's with Your voice?

"What's with Your voice?"

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I spent the afternoon Screaming at a patient.

"I spent the afternoon Screaming at a patient."

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What kind of Therapy is that?

"What kind of Therapy is that?"

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It's not therapy. He burned a hole In my carpet.

"It's not therapy. He burned a hole In my carpet."

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Anyway, How are you doing, Sam, old man?

"Anyway, How are you doing, Sam, old man?"

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You know, frasier,

"You know, frasier,"

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I don't like that phrase "Old man" anymore.

"I don't like that phrase "Old man" anymore."

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I prefer "buddy."

"I prefer "buddy.""

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How you doin', Old buddy?

"How you doin', Old buddy?"

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Look, is something Bothering you?

"Look, is something Bothering you?"

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Well, yeah.

"Well, yeah."

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Diane's made up some Guy who's supposed To be great looking

"Diane's made up some Guy who's supposed To be great looking"

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Just to Get me riled.

"Just to Get me riled."

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I mean, i could Care less about The whole thing..

"I mean, i could Care less about The whole thing.."

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Good for you, sam.

"Good for you, sam."

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You know, the old sam Would have rambled on and on

"You know, the old sam Would have rambled on and on"

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About how jealous he isn't, Proving only that He really is.

"About how jealous he isn't, Proving only that He really is."

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Right. I mean, I could give a rat's Rear what diane does

"Right. I mean, I could give a rat's Rear what diane does"

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Or who she does it with.

"Or who she does it with."

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I'm certainly Am not jealous about Some college punk kid.

"I'm certainly Am not jealous about Some college punk kid."

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And even if i were, Which i'm not--

"And even if i were, Which i'm not--"

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Call me at the office.

"Call me at the office."

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Sammy, want to see A sap?

"Sammy, want to see A sap?"

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Sure. Why not?

"Sure. Why not?"

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That's me, carla.

"That's me, carla."

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Uh-huh, But a great-looking Sap, right?

"Uh-huh, But a great-looking Sap, right?"

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Not bad. Why?

"Not bad. Why?"

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Not bad? He's a killer, And i can't believe

"Not bad? He's a killer, And i can't believe"

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With a mug like that

"With a mug like that"

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You're letting diane Do a number on you.

"You're letting diane Do a number on you."

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What are you Talkin' about? Oh, come on,

"What are you Talkin' about? Oh, come on,"

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She's just trying To make you jealous.

"She's just trying To make you jealous."

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You're sucking it up Like a hoover deluxe.

"You're sucking it up Like a hoover deluxe."

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No, i'm not. I mean, first of all,

"No, i'm not. I mean, first of all,"

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I don't believe This lance guy exists,

"I don't believe This lance guy exists,"

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But if he does exist,

"But if he does exist,"

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I don't believe He's crazy about her.

"I don't believe He's crazy about her."

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Even if he's exists And he's crazy about her,

"Even if he's exists And he's crazy about her,"

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He's gotta have A face like a fish.

"He's gotta have A face like a fish."

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Excuse me. Is diane chambers here?

"Excuse me. Is diane chambers here?"

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Uh, she'll be Right back, mr...

"Uh, she'll be Right back, mr..."

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Apollonaire.

"Apollonaire."

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Check out what diane Thinks is great-looking, Will ya?

"Check out what diane Thinks is great-looking, Will ya?"

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Carla?

"Carla?"

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Is she gonna Be all right?

"Is she gonna Be all right?"

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Yeah, of course she's Gonna be all right.

"Yeah, of course she's Gonna be all right."

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Yeah, i'm fine.

"Yeah, i'm fine."

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I just had This dream

"I just had This dream"

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That i saw The handsomest man.

"That i saw The handsomest man."

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Ohhhhh!

"Ohhhhh!"

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Would you stop that!

"Would you stop that!"

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Nice going, sam.

"Nice going, sam."

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I was hoping He'd give me Mouth to mouth.

"I was hoping He'd give me Mouth to mouth."

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You still can, You know.

"You still can, You know."

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Diane's upstairs.

"Diane's upstairs."

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She'll be right down.

"She'll be right down."

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Can i get you something?

"Can i get you something?"

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How about a beer?

"How about a beer?"

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Oh, dear. Now, i'm Sorry, i'm gonna have To as you for an i.D.

"Oh, dear. Now, i'm Sorry, i'm gonna have To as you for an i.D."

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Yeah, sure.

"Yeah, sure."

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Ha ha ha ha!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

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Is something funny?

"Is something funny?"

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Yeah. It says here You're 6'2 1/2".

"Yeah. It says here You're 6'2 1/2"."

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So?

"So?"

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Ha! I'm 6'3".

"Ha! I'm 6'3"."

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Oh, diane, Your little friend's Here to see you.

"Oh, diane, Your little friend's Here to see you."

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Lance, what are you Doing here?

"Lance, what are you Doing here?"

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I brought these For you.

"I brought these For you."

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6'2 1/2". Ha ha ha.

"6'2 1/2". Ha ha ha."

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Oh, thank you. They're beautiful.

"Oh, thank you. They're beautiful."

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They must have Cost you a fortune.

"They must have Cost you a fortune."

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Oh, no. I picked Them all myself

"Oh, no. I picked Them all myself"

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And arranged Them, too.

"And arranged Them, too."

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I was hoping they Might change your mind

"I was hoping they Might change your mind"

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About going with me To vermont.

"About going with me To vermont."

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Lance, I've already told you,

"Lance, I've already told you,"

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It don't think it would be A good idea

"It don't think it would be A good idea"

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For you and me To go away together.

"For you and me To go away together."

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Will you at least Think about it?

"Will you at least Think about it?"

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Ok.

"Ok."

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I'll...

"I'll..."

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I'll think about it.

"I'll think about it."

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Fair enough.

"Fair enough."

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Talk to you On friday.

"Talk to you On friday."

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Oh, dear.

"Oh, dear."

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Things are beginning To get complicated.

"Things are beginning To get complicated."

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Lance is becoming More insistent

"Lance is becoming More insistent"

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That i go away with him This weekend.

"That i go away with him This weekend."

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So, sam, Should i go or not

"So, sam, Should i go or not"

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With this figment Of my imagination?

"With this figment Of my imagination?"

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Well, if you do, Just make sure He doesn't eat first.

"Well, if you do, Just make sure He doesn't eat first."

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Children tend To get carsick.

"Children tend To get carsick."

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I know i shouldn't even Be considering it,

"I know i shouldn't even Be considering it,"

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But when I look at him,

"But when I look at him,"

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I consider it.

"I consider it."

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Excuse me, but What happened to The woman who said,

"Excuse me, but What happened to The woman who said,"

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"It's the inner Man who counts"?

""It's the inner Man who counts"?"

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That woman just pictured Lance gathering flowers In his bikini briefs.

"That woman just pictured Lance gathering flowers In his bikini briefs."

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So did this one.

"So did this one."

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Thank you, brother tanner,

"Thank you, brother tanner,"

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For reading the minutes Of last week's meeting.

"For reading the minutes Of last week's meeting."

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Brother foley, what's The next order of business?

"Brother foley, what's The next order of business?"

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According to the Agenda, high sultan,

"According to the Agenda, high sultan,"

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