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Clips from Cheers - Knights of the Scimitar (S05E05)

Carla, this is serious.

"Carla, this is serious."

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It's no easy task Getting into the knights.

"It's no easy task Getting into the knights."

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Oh, sure, as the son Of an alumnus,

"Oh, sure, as the son Of an alumnus,"

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I was guaranteed Full membership.

"I was guaranteed Full membership."

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But well, my oath does not Permit me to say any more.

"But well, my oath does not Permit me to say any more."

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Thank god.

"Thank god."

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Yeah. But The best part is--

"Yeah. But The best part is--"

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Your oath, clavin. Your oath.

"Your oath, clavin. Your oath."

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No, this stuff's permissible.

"No, this stuff's permissible."

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Oh, shut up Anyway.

"Oh, shut up Anyway."

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Well, So, don't listen!

"Well, So, don't listen!"

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Look, The best part is that Now i'm a member,

"Look, The best part is that Now i'm a member,"

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I can get All you guys in.

"I can get All you guys in."

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Of course it's Gonna have to be One at a time.

"Of course it's Gonna have to be One at a time."

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Now, i've figured out A fair way to do the Choosing, ok?

"Now, i've figured out A fair way to do the Choosing, ok?"

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I'm thinking of a number Between 1 and 10.

"I'm thinking of a number Between 1 and 10."

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Whoever's the closest wins. Norm, you first.

"Whoever's the closest wins. Norm, you first."

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2,000,012.

"2,000,012."

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2,000,013.

"2,000,013."

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2,000,014.

"2,000,014."

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Well, The number was 4.

"Well, The number was 4."

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Norm's closest With 2,000,012.

"Norm's closest With 2,000,012."

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Darn! I was going To say 4.

"Darn! I was going To say 4."

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I should've stuck To my first instinct.

"I should've stuck To my first instinct."

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Cliffie, thanks a lot, But i'm just not interested.

"Cliffie, thanks a lot, But i'm just not interested."

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I guess i'm an example Of the old adage--

"I guess i'm an example Of the old adage--"

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I'd never Join a club

"I'd never Join a club"

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That would would have Someone like you as a member.

"That would would have Someone like you as a member."

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Hey, normie.

"Hey, normie."

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The knights got a lot Of bankers, lawyers,

"The knights got a lot Of bankers, lawyers,"

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Sort of captains Of industry down there.

"Sort of captains Of industry down there."

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So?

"So?"

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So, they're gonna Need accountants,

"So, they're gonna Need accountants,"

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And god knows you could Use a few clients.

"And god knows you could Use a few clients."

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I've heard Those places

"I've heard Those places"

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Are great For making Contacts Yeah.

"Are great For making Contacts Yeah."

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Business has been Down just a bit This past year.

"Business has been Down just a bit This past year."

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There you go.

"There you go."

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Woody, give me the horn, Will you?

"Woody, give me the horn, Will you?"

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Boy, you're gonna love it Down at the lodge.

"Boy, you're gonna love it Down at the lodge."

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After a hard day's work,

"After a hard day's work,"

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It's a great place To unwind.

"It's a great place To unwind."

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Wearing those turbans, You probably need a place To unwind.

"Wearing those turbans, You probably need a place To unwind."

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You know, unwind?

"You know, unwind?"

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Turbans, How they're all wound up.

"Turbans, How they're all wound up."

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Then you got To unwind them.

"Then you got To unwind them."

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Hey, good one, woody.

"Hey, good one, woody."

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I was voted class clown.

"I was voted class clown."

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You should be proud.

"You should be proud."

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I was only running For class president.

"I was only running For class president."

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Oh, diane, Would you do me A favor

"Oh, diane, Would you do me A favor"

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And run up and get Some change from Melville's, please?

"And run up and get Some change from Melville's, please?"

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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Lance is definitely Taller than you are.

"Lance is definitely Taller than you are."

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For a while there, I thought you were taller,

"For a while there, I thought you were taller,"

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But i see why I was mistaken.

"But i see why I was mistaken."

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Your shoulders Are less broad,

"Your shoulders Are less broad,"

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Thus giving you the illusion Of greater height.

"Thus giving you the illusion Of greater height."

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I promised not to bring up This adonis-like creature, Didn't i? Sorry.

"I promised not to bring up This adonis-like creature, Didn't i? Sorry."

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Hey, Don't be sorry about A little fantasy.

"Hey, Don't be sorry about A little fantasy."

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I'm not sorry about Fantasy i had a Couple hours ago.

"I'm not sorry about Fantasy i had a Couple hours ago."

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By the way, How many nurses Do you think

"By the way, How many nurses Do you think"

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Can fit In a standard-sized Hot tub?

"Can fit In a standard-sized Hot tub?"

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Sam, i assure you, Lance is not a fantasy.

"Sam, i assure you, Lance is not a fantasy."

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The feelings he inspires Are very real, too.

"The feelings he inspires Are very real, too."

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Change.

"Change."

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Not for you Or any man.

"Not for you Or any man."

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No, no, diane.

"No, no, diane."

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Change--nickels, Dimes, quarters.

"Change--nickels, Dimes, quarters."

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Can i ask you A question here, carla?

"Can i ask you A question here, carla?"

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Who's the handsomest Man you know?

"Who's the handsomest Man you know?"

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Robert redford.

"Robert redford."

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No, he's a movie star.

"No, he's a movie star."

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I mean someone You really know.

"I mean someone You really know."

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Robert redford.

"Robert redford."

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You don't know Robert redford.

"You don't know Robert redford."

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Yes, i do.

"Yes, i do."

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How come you never Mentioned it?

"How come you never Mentioned it?"

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If you were the only Woman in boston he was Messing around with,

"If you were the only Woman in boston he was Messing around with,"

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Would you tell anybody?

"Would you tell anybody?"

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Ok, all right, Besides robert redford.

"Ok, all right, Besides robert redford."

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I mean, somebody You see in the city.

"I mean, somebody You see in the city."

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Who's the handsomest guy You see in the city?

"Who's the handsomest guy You see in the city?"

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Dwight evans.

"Dwight evans."

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No, not an athlete.

"No, not an athlete."

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Somebody that you see Every day.

"Somebody that you see Every day."

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My butcher.

"My butcher."

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In this bar, carla.

"In this bar, carla."

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Well, uh...

"Well, uh..."

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Standing next to you,

"Standing next to you,"

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Getting very angry.

"Getting very angry."

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Well, that would Be you, sam.

"Well, that would Be you, sam."

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Why do you put me Through this stuff?

"Why do you put me Through this stuff?"

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Put you through what?

"Put you through what?"

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Hey, uh, woody, Come here for a second.

"Hey, uh, woody, Come here for a second."

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Let me ask you A question.

"Let me ask you A question."

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Who's the handsomest Guy you know?

"Who's the handsomest Guy you know?"

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Oh, that's easy. Carla's butcher.

"Oh, that's easy. Carla's butcher."

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Evening, everybody.

"Evening, everybody."

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Norm! Norm!

"Norm! Norm!"

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What's the latest, Mr. Peterson?

"What's the latest, Mr. Peterson?"

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Zsa zsa marries A millionaire,

"Zsa zsa marries A millionaire,"

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Peterson Drinks a beer.

"Peterson Drinks a beer."

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Film at 11:00.

"Film at 11:00."

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Normie, you're supposed To be at your interview

"Normie, you're supposed To be at your interview"

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Down at the lodge.

"Down at the lodge."

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Oh, yeah. I've already Been, cliff.

"Oh, yeah. I've already Been, cliff."

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Already-- It took, what, 15 Minutes?

"Already-- It took, what, 15 Minutes?"

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Something like that.

"Something like that."

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Did you get to meet The high sultan?

"Did you get to meet The high sultan?"

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Good guy. He was, yeah.

"Good guy. He was, yeah."

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What did You say to him?

"What did You say to him?"

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Uh, something like, "Hi, high."

"Uh, something like, "Hi, high.""

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That's great, norm.

"That's great, norm."

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I told you to be Friendly, not flippant.

"I told you to be Friendly, not flippant."

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Frankly This just doesn't bode At all well for you.

"Frankly This just doesn't bode At all well for you."

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[Telephone rings]

"[Telephone rings]"

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Cheers.

"Cheers."

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It's for you.

"It's for you."

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It's probably Those guys.

"It's probably Those guys."

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