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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Cleave or Whatever (S01E01)

"I thought you were opposed to hunting on moral grounds, honey."
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"Actually, a lot of hunters don't support the NRA."
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"Also, we only shoot older bucks, right, Daddy?"
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"And not any of the young does."
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"No does."
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"And we eat everything we shoot."
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"Also..."
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"I miss you."
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"Aww."
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"I miss you, too."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Now, can we talk?"
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"Shhh."
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"[whispering] We want to get into the right frame of mind,"
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"really feel the deer."
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"Well, we felt the entire history of Gettysburg on tape on the way up here,"
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"so I was kind of hoping that we could talk about life,"
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"and love, and Mom."
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"You know I love talking about love, baby,"
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"but deer are quiet souls."
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"Can we not call them souls?"
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"And huntin' is a chance for a man"
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"to really just breathe in and breathe out,"
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"sink into that silence."
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"[man] Whoo!"
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"Hey oh! [chuckles]"
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"[groans]"
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"Deek."
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"Lookin' good, ace."
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"It's good to see you, Big Daddy."
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"Good to see you, Son."
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"Hey, no hard feelings about me leaving the company, right?"
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"I just needed a change."
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"This isn't Maury Povich, Son."
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"Let's just have a nice hunt."
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"[Anderson] Okay, Big Daddy."
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"-Blair. -Uncle Deacon."
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"-Give me a hug. -A hug?"
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"-Oh, yep. All right. -Yep."
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"[chuckles] How've you been, bud?"
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"Oh!"
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"-[cackles] -Deacon. [groans]"
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"Come on. Would you please keep your voice down?"
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"Sure."
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"[shouting] Are you cracking away at those ducks?"
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"That's a hobby, is what that is. That's all."
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"Yeah, I've been, I've been, you know, keeping busy."
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"I've got my hands in this and that and so things are good. I'm good."
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"-That's good to hear, man. -Thanks."
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"-Oh! -Come on!"
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"Come on, Deacon."
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"You know what keeps me up at night?"
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"[chuckles] How in the hell a guy like your dad bags a girl like your mom."
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"I mean, it-- it baffles the mind, truly."
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"[chuckles] I love hearing about that."
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"-Yes. Keep going. -[Big Daddy] Blair!"
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"You here to ruin our time yammering on about gun laws?"
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"No, I-- I actually support the right to bear arms."
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"But if you need an assault rifle to take down a whitetail,"
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"you're a lousy shot and you should get a new hobby."
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"Finally, something we agree on."
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"Also the NRA is in with Big Oil"
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"and they are eatin' up the American wilderness."
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"Soon, there won't be anywhere to hunt anyway."
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"I'm just..."
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"-Oh! -Jesus!"
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"[Deacon] Easy there."
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"[snoring]"
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"Okay. Now, let’s just relax into the quiet."
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"It's too bad about Sterly Pearly."
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"That girl loves a gun."
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"Daggum."
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"You know who doesn't love a gun, though?"
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"Mom, right?"
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"She would never, like, have one, or shoot one, or... store one?"
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"That's right. Shh."
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"Deb's a hell of a shot."
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"She is?"
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"She took us to a gun range on a double date when y'all first met."
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"Taught us how to grunt like a buck to a doe in heat."
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"[mimics animal grunting]"
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"-Mom taught you how to sex grunt? -Oh."
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"-Language, please! -She won an award, too."
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"Yeah, the Peaky Rounding Falls Sharpshooter Award."
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"I believe, for taking down a coyote in Stewart County."
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"Shh."
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"Anderson can’t even take down his own damn name."
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"Man, how the hell did you land a girl like Debbie?"
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"-They love each other, Uncle Deacon. -We fell in love, Deacon."
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"-[spits] -[Blair] Eww."
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"Hey, Dad, when did Mom stop shooting?"
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"I don't know, sometime before y'all came along."
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"Why didn't she tell us that she was a good shot?"
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"Oh..."
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"She probably forgot."
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"Forgot that she won the Peaky... Sneaky Blinder Sharpshooting Award?"
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"For taking down a coyote?"
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"Yeah, she must've."
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"How?"
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"I don't know, Blair."
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"People change."
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"Life is long and deer are quiet."
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"[gun blast]"
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"-[gasps] We got him! -[groans]"
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"[spits]"
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"[pop music playing]"
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"You are so good at using that saw."
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"Thanks."
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"Luke tried to use this once to make me a pair of wooden flip-flops"
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"and--and he almost took his finger off."
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"And then, he cried and threw the flip-flop"
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"and didn't calm down until I gave him a bowl of mac and cheese."
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"Never send a man to do a woman's job."
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"Yeah."
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"I never really got what you saw in Luke."
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"He always seemed a little..."
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"amorphous... for you."
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"He was really sweet and-- and kind and loving but..."
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"yeah, after a while, I did want someone with a little more..."
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"[stammering] more this than this."
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