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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Cleave or Whatever (S01E01)

"Just spitballing."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Bowser told me you saw the post."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You two look... good together."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I mean, your energies  are completely incompatible."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[chuckles] Yeah, I suppose we'd have to have an ugly divorce"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"to be as close as y'all two."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Oh, sweetie, are you catching feelings for him... again?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I know what you're up to, Michelle,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"and you can't ask him for a loan,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"-or a down payment on a car... -I'm not."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"...or a place to stay."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"He is just getting back on his feet."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Don't worry so much."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I pulled the Four of Wands for Bowser's next year."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Success, victory, joy, love."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Maybe a romantic reunion."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Oh, his aura is very bright--"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Por favor, Michèlle!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"His aura is shit!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"He is still hung up on you"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"living paycheck-to-paycheck, barely hangin' on."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You run him around again, and he will be knocked flat."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[Bowser] Wow."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I didn't realize I was so delicate."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"-Bowser. -No, no, no."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
""Barely hanging on, huh?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Good to know that's how you see me."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"B, clearly Yolanda doesn't believe in your growth potential."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"But I do."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[Yolanda] That's right."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You believed in him so hard"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"that you up and left as soon as shit got the tiniest bit tough, right?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Great. This is just great."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I'm tired of seeing history repeat itself."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I am not going to pick up the pieces with you again."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Noted."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[door opens and closes]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[Anderson] Father, we commit this animal to you."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"We thank you for its life,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"for its sustenance."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"And for time with family."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Amen."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"-Amen. -Amen."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Did Dee-daw teach mom to shoot?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You know, I don't recall to be honest."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Well, he must've."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Where do you hunt in Savannah?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[chuckling] I don't know, honey."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You never went hunting with her or Dee-daw?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I did not."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"No, she'd-- she'd given that up by the time we met."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"No, she hadn't."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You guys went shooting with Deacon."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Man, you're like a dog with a bone."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Wait."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Of course, you never went hunting with Dee-daw."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"He died before you guys met."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"-Right. -Right."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I guess it makes sense"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"that she doesn't like talking about Mee-maw or Dee-daw much."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I wouldn't want to talk about it either"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"if my parents died in a jet crash in the Rockies."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"That's exactly right."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"It was the Appalachian Mountains, Dad."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"They crashed into the Appalachian Mountains."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I don't know where the plane crashed, Blair."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"The point is that it crashed!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"And they are dead and they are gone and that is sad, so be quiet!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Please, just be quiet!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Daggum, Deacon, get her going."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[flesh ripping]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[Sterling] He yelled at you?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Yeah. And got sweaty."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"and his face turned red like a guava."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Guava's are pink."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Fine, then his face got all pink."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"But, like, a fiery, angry pink."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"What did he say?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
""Be quiet.""
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[gasps]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Oh, that is awful."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I know."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"He is definitely hiding something."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Something about Mom and Mee-maw and Dee-daw."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[cell phone rings]"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Hey, babe. I can't talk right now."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[Miles] Well, then why'd you answer?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Because it would be rude not to."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I miss you. You've been MIA all week."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Yeah. I know. I'm sorry."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I miss you, too. I've just been..."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Well, I've been super, super busy"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"just, like, with school, and Chloe,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"and polishing my lacrosse stick."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Okay. All right. Well, um..."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I gotta go. I promise I'll call you tonight."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Are you okay?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Yeah, no vacancies."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You know what I hate about Yolanda?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"She's smug."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Which is a real feat,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"especially when everything is apparently going to shit. You know?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"People change, things work out,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"the sun rises and it's a new day."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Wow."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"You are getting back together with old, dirty rag Michelle, aren't you?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"No!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I don't know. Maybe?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"[groans] Bowser!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Sterling, let's play top five reasons"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Bowser is going to end up dead in a ditch somewhere"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"with a Michelle sticking out of his arm."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I am not addicted, all right?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Um, do-- do you really think that people change?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Like, if someone likes you like a friend,"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"maybe tomorrow they'll change their mind?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Sure. You gotta trust that good things are coming."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Surrender to the universe."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Excuse me, who are you talking about?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Chase Colton? Huh?"
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