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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Cleave or Whatever (S01E01)

"Remember when Luke ate his own ChapStick?"
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"Yeah."
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"You were reading Mere Christianity in the fifth grade. [chuckles]"
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"-How do you remember that? -Well, he ate the ChapStick,"
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"choked, gagged, threw up and then you quoted C.S. Lewis to him."
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""God will not love you any less"
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"if you happen to be born with a second-rate brain.""
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"That's it!"
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"My gosh, you were so smart."
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"You read it, too."
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"I didn't remember it, though."
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"Not like The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe."
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"[scoffs]"
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"Well, yeah, that book is seared into my brain"
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"because it's so sad."
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"The saddest!"
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"Aslan tied up on that slab of rock, dead with no mane?"
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"And Tumnus the Fawn, turned to stone."
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"And Mr. Beaver!"
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"Wait, what was sad about him?"
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"Well, you know, they destroyed his little beaver house, right?"
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"Oh, yeah, they did."
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"Yeah, whatever. He had it comin'."
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"[chuckles]"
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"My dad used to read me those books."
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"Mine, too."
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"[turns on electric saw]"
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"[new age music playing]"
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"[chuckling] I'm open to love."
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"[Bowser] I'm open to love."
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"I forgive myself and others."
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"Mm. I..."
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"[clears throat] ...I forgive myself. And others."
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"I'm connected to others and myself."
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"I'm connected to others and myself."
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"I'm one with nature."
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"[Bowser] I am..."
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"I'm one... Yolanda?"
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"What's-- uh...? Hey."
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"Why are you here?"
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"I was trying to return your call and I got worried."
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"I thought you might have been tied up, naked and afraid."
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"[moaning]"
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"I guess that comes later."
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"Look, uh..."
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"-I'm sorry, I didn't hear my phone ring. -[moaning]"
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"I-- I just called you with an update, that's all."
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"Oh, what's the update?"
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"-Uh, I got Jocelyn's route. -Ah."
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"She's on her way from Chattanooga to Tallahassee."
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"[Michelle moans]"
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"Her supervisor says sometimes  she stops at the LaGrange Motel,"
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"down the 85 South."
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"-All right. -Yeah."
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"-Yeah. -Yeah."
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"So, later, me and the girls, we'll head out there"
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"and, um... you know..."
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"Hey, you still got that CB radio in your RV?"
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"I do."
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"-Yeah? -Mm-hm."
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"No!"
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"-[Michelle moans] -[Bowser] Uh..."
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"-Should I get it? -I guess it could crawl up here."
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"[Michelle continues moaning]"
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"I had a nightmare that started like this once."
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"What are you doing here, Michelle?"
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"What are any of us doing here..."
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"if you really think about it?"
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"[sighs] I'm meeting producers for my new record."
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"Mm."
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"It's a concept album about the path to radical self-care,"
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"refilling the soul with self-love and self-acceptance."
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"It sounds very selfish."
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"Oh."
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"Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand my process."
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"Also, something called out to me,"
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"made me feel drawn here to Bowser."
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"Was it your pathological need"
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"to never let me have anything for myself?"
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