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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Cleave or Whatever (S01E01)

"-Great ark. -Uh..."
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"The giraffes were her idea."
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"I would never do that to their necks."
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"You can go out with her if you want."
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"No."
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"I only love you, Sterling."
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"[Ellen] Y'all. Y'all."
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"Excuse me. I'm sorry."
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"Sterling? Sterling?"
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"Could y'all just move this masterpiece in here for me?"
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"I don't want to hurt anybody else's feelings,"
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"but the rest is kind of garbage."
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"This is like the Ark of the Covenant."
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"I'm going to use it as the centerpiece"
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"for my mid-semester open house."
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"[whispering] Okay, put it right there."
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"[groans] I gotta tee-tee something fierce."
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"-[giggles] -Here, will you lock up for me?"
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"Okay."
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"Good job today."
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"Good job. See, you did it."
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"What a team, right? I love you girls. Ooh."
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"[giggles]"
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"An A-plus."
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"Well, it was all you.  You're a really good leader."
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"[scoffs] No, you were right."
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"As is Ellen, shockingly."
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"We make a pretty good team."
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"Yes, we do."
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"You know, my dad used to call my family a team."
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"And I worked so hard to be the very best version of myself"
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"because Team Stevens wins."
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"No matter what."
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"Team Stevens is perfect."
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"Except that it's not"
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"because the team captain..."
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"beats women..."
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"and breaks the law,"
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"and makes my mom mortgage the lake house"
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"for stupid..."
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"fucking legal fees."
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"Well, that's bullshit."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"I think the worst part of it is I thought we were close."
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"But he..."
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"lied to me."
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"And if he can lie, anyone can."
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"Why can't people just tell the truth?"
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"Is that so hard?"
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"[object clatters]"
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"[Sterling shudders]"
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"I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm sor..."
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"[shuddering]"
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"["Hit It Hard" playing]"
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"♪ Uh ♪"
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"♪ Like this ♪"
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"♪ Wanna get you home, wanna make ya moan ♪"
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"♪Wanna get you in my pleasure dome ♪"
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"♪ Wanna make you hot Get your pistol cocked ♪"
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"♪ Gonna get ya if you're ready or not ♪"
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"- ♪Let's hit it hard ♪ -♪Let's hit it hard ♪"
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"-♪ Now you're in charge ♪ -♪ Now you're in charge ♪"
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"-♪ You wanna roll, then take control ♪ -♪ You wanna roll, then take control ♪"
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"-♪ You wanna go, then let me know ♪ -♪ Let's go, let me know ♪"
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"-♪ You want it bad ♪ -♪ How bad? ♪"
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"-♪ You never had it so ♪ -♪ You never had it so ♪"
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"-♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪ Uh ♪"
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"-♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪"
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"♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪"
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"♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪"
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"-♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪ Uh ♪"
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"-♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪"
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"♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪"
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"♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪"
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"♪ Wanna hear ya hum my ding a ling ♪"
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"♪ Gonna help ya stick but not cling ♪"
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"♪ Lets break on out of this Sing Sing ♪"
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"♪ Do me a favor and hold that thing ♪"
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"♪ Some people think I'm conduit ♪"
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"♪ Wondering if I'm getting it ♪"
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"♪ Well now ya know I don't have to prove it ♪"
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"♪ Stay a while and I'll get to move it ♪"
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"♪ I wanna feel your lust ♪"
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"♪ I know I'm gonna bust ♪"
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"♪ It's a must must must ♪"
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"♪ Tell the others, eat your dust ♪"
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"-♪ Let's hit it hard ♪ -♪ Let's hit it hard ♪"
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"-♪ Now you're in charge, you wanna roll ♪ -♪ Now you're in charge, you wanna roll ♪"
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"-♪ Then take control, you wanna go ♪ -♪ Then take control, let's go ♪"
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"-♪ Then let me know ♪ -♪ Let's me know ♪"
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"-♪ You want it bad ♪ -♪ How bad? ♪"
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"-♪ You never had it so ♪ -♪You never had it so ♪"
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"-♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪Uh ♪"
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"-♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪"
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"♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪"
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"♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪"
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"♪ Come on come on come on ♪"
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"♪ Rock it hardcore ♪"
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"♪ Come on come on come on ♪"
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"♪ Rock it hardcore ♪"
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"♪ Come on come on come on ♪"
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"♪ Rock it hardcore ♪"
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"♪ Come on come on come on ♪"
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"♪ Rock it hardcore ♪"
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"♪ Come on come on come on ♪"
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"♪ Rock it hardcore ♪"
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"[gun blasts]"
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"-[gun blast] -[Sterling] Ooh!"
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"I got him in the nostril!"
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"Wow, you look just like Mom right now."
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"With my hair pulled back? I totally thought that this morning."
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"No, I mean adeptly handling a deadly weapon."
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"[gun blast]"
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"By the way, who do you think she's going to shoot"
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"with her secret gun from her secret storage unit?"
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"-Blair... -[gun blast]"
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"...I know you saw something that you thought felt weird, but--"
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"Oh, my God! That's extremely condescending."
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