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Clips from The Monkees - The Chaperone (S01E01)

"Is that her?"
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"Uh-huh. Davy, you mooned over that girl long enough."
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"It's time you took the initiative."
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"Go to it, David."
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"- Are you sure? - Uh-huh."
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"Yeah. We're with you, baby."
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"Wail, Davy."
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"Uh, pardon me, miss, uh. I'm from the TV poll taking service."
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"I was wondering, uh, what TV program are you watching?"
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"Well, I'm not watching any TV program."
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"- You're not? - No."
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"I don't watch television until the evening."
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"Uh, okay. Uh, I'll be back later."
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"Will you tell your mother I like roast beef and Yorkshire pudding?"
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"Leslie, we're waiting for you."
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"I-I'll be right in. My father. He's very authoritarian."
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"Well, nobody's perfect."
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"Uh, heh. That's cute. Come on!"
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"How'd you make out? Did the, uh, poll TV thing work?"
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"She's divine, lovely, beautiful, devoon, marvelous."
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"Come on, Davy, quit fooling around; what TV show was she watching?"
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"Ours, I hope."
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"Here we come, walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from every one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing to put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly, come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation, and we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, you never know where we'll be found"
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"So you better get ready, we may be comin' to your town"
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"The Monkees brought to you by Kellogg's"
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"K-E double L, O double good,"
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"Kellogg's best to you"
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"Well, I didn't know she's so little."
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"Oh."
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"Yes?"
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"Oh, hello. Um, I'm selling magazine subscriptions."
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"Oh, working your way through college, eh?"
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"No, I'm working my way down the block, uh. Is your daughter home?"
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"I buy the magazines in this house, and I'm not interested in any new ones."
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"Oh! Well, that's different, cause these aren't new ones."
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"Mmm?"
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"These are old issues. Now, look. Popular Machines."
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"Now, this magazine shows you how to invent the wheel, right here. See this?"
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"Uh, excuse me. Oh, thank you."
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"Yes?"
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"Uh, we've come to inspect your bomb shelter."
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"W-what bomb shelter? I don't have any bomb shelter."
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"Oh, you don't want to share with your neighbors, huh?"
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"Young man, I'll have you know I was a general in the last war."
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"You were?"
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"Well, it was a long time ago."
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"I've put all that military nonsense behind me now."
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"Oh, I see."
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"Stand at attention when you're addressing me!"
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"Hm. Dismissed!"
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"Wonder which side he was on."
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"Hi! I'm Cynthia. I'm staying with Leslie while we're home on vacation."
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"I envy you."
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"And I admire your persistence, but you're wasting your time;"
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"Mr. Vandenberg runs this place like an army camp."
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"Sure, but could you tell me one thing?"
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"I have to go; I'm late for mess."
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"Surely Leslie goes out sometimes."
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"Only to chaperoned parties."
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"Chaperoned parties. Chaperoned parties!"
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"Hello? General Vandenberg? Colonel Dolenz here. How are you?"
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"Dolenz?"
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"Dodo Dolenz, you remember? We fought at..."
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"...Normandy, Salerno..."
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"...and the Battle of the Bulge. What do you mean, you don't remember?"
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"Everyone remembers the Battle of the Bulge! Oh, it's me you don't remember."
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"Dolenz? Oh, yes. Well, uh, how are you, Dodo, old man?"
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"Fine, fine, fine."
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"Listen, Vandy, old boy. My son, Micky, is grown up now, giving sort of a bash."
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"You know, twisting, frugging, cha-cha-cha, all that sort of rot. Ah ha ha."
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"Yes, and, uh, all the military families will be represented."
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"I remember you had a daughter, Hettie."
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"Leslie."
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"Oh, yes, Le-Leslie. Why don't you send Tessie..."
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"...along?"
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"Leslie!"
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"Yes, Leslie, I know. Um, the party will be chaperoned, of course. And, uh... what?"
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"She has a friend staying with her."
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"Her friend. Well, uh, is she of military family?"
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"Custer's grandniece?"
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"Well, I suppose that'll be alright, heh."
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"There won't be any Indians here, a-ha ha ha ha."
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"Ta-ta, old man."
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"We're gonna have a party. Let's get the place decorated!"
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"I guess I should have stayed in bed My pillow wrapped around my head"
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"Instead of waking up to find A nightmare of a different kind"
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"She went away This just doesn't seem to be my day"
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"She didn't have to say a lot Her pretty eyes revealed the plot"
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"For someone else she wanted more And so I walked her to the door"
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"What can I say? This just doesn't seem to be my day"
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"My, oh my,"
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"how sad am I"
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"How I wish she would have stayed"
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"This just doesn't seem to be my day"
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"My whole world is upside down She turned my smile into a frown"
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"It's such a pity the shape I'm in I must get on my feet again"
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"Can't stay this way This just doesn't seem to be my day"
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"My, oh my,"
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"how sad am I"
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"How I wish she would have stayed"
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"This just doesn't seem to be my day"
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"I guess I should have stayed in bed My pillow wrapped around my head"
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"Instead of waking up to find A nightmare of a different kind"
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"She went away This just doesn't seem to be my day"
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"Blah, blah, blah!"
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"Mmm, up balloons."
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"Up balloons. Go, go! Sky high."
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"There we go."
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"Now, this is all very well, but what about a chaperone?"
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"Will you please relax? There he is now."
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"Our landlord?"
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"Alright. What do you want?"
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"Well, um, Mr. Babbit, we're having a party,"
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"uh, tonight, and, um, and what we needed was a chaperone."
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