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Clips from Weeds - Where the Sidewalk Ends (S05E05)

"One of 17 used on the show in season four."
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"It damn well better be. I paid a shitload for it."
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"Unlock. Please."
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"It's welded shut. You gotta come through the window."
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"In that case, a little help, please."
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"Wait."
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"Jesus."
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"Christ."
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"You're good."
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"Get your hand off my boob."
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"Deal with it."
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"It's nice to see you're putting Uncle Yitzhak's money to good use."
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"Just be glad I didn't get Fonzie's motorcycle. I was this close."
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"Hey. I'm Tenly."
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"You certainly are."
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"Is the manager around?"
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"Doug Wilson. Top dog. Big cheese. Head honcho. Grand Poobah."
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"-What do you need? -A job."
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"Hang on a second."
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"-Hey, you're fired. -I'm what?"
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"-Fired. -What did I do?"
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"Nothing. You see that chick over there?"
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"She needs a job. I need to get laid."
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"-You can't fire someone for no reason. -I just gave you a reason."
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"Look, if you need pussy, I can hook you up."
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"My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend and she's horny as shit."
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"-Does your cousin look like you? -Yeah, kind of."
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"Get out of here."
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"-He's firing me. -What are you talking about?"
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"It's bullshit."
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"Hang on."
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"-Can I talk to you a sec? -What?"
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"-You can't just fire people. -Why not? He looks like a terrorist."
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"He can sue us for wrongful termination."
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"Why are you being such a cock blocker?"
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"Fine. Keep your swarthy jihadi. I want Tenly. It's my place too."
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"We can't afford them both. We have graft to pay."
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"That's exactly why I fired the Paki."
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"Fuck you, man. I'm Tunisian."
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"Know what? I've had it. I can't work with you."
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"So leave. I don't care."
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"This partnership is over."
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"That's right, it is."
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"Blitt, don't go anywhere. I might have an opening."
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"Asshole."
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"-Thanks for doing this. -You're welcome."
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"-I'll pay for gas. -Thank you."
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"It's the least I can do."
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"-I'm not thanking you for the gas. -What are you thanking me for?"
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"For showing me what I want out of my life."
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"You have General Lee. What more could you ask for?"
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"I'm ready, Nance. I'm ready to find the right woman."
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"Ready to settle down, sow my seed. Carry on my part of the Botwin legacy."
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"Well, you do have a cute butt. It'd be a shame not to pass that on."
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"Just go on ahead with your snidey snideness."
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"Snide away. You'll see."
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"I have just as much to offer a woman as Judah."
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"And you're alive."
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"You got Judah crushed on that front."
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"Might not be so obvious, but I'm a real catch. I'm kind..."
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"...funny, a total rock star in bed."
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"Oh, that does seem to be the consensus."
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"The whole key is strong and focused work where the sidewalk ends."
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"I know, Andy. I'm a girl."
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"How's Esteban in the sack? He seems like the selfish type."
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"Just sort of throw you down on a table and fuck you."
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"-That works too. -I knew it. I knew you liked it rough."
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"I-- You know, I'm precise. I'm connected."
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"An artist."
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"You and me, we never would have worked."
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"I'm not rapey enough for you."
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"Consider yourself lucky. I'm fucking poison."
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"-You don't have to drink it anymore. -Cheers to that."
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"I still want my rain-check hand job though."
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"-Oh, God. -What? What's wrong?"
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"I still love you."
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"No, I don't. I don't. It's just an obsession."
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"Want what I can't have."
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"I'm so fucked up. Jesus, you are poison. Fuck you."
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"As I remember, this car went a hell of a lot faster on the show."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"My mom told me to come here after school. Someone's trying to kill us."
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"Again. Which leads to the question..."
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"...why would she send me to the most obvious place I could be found?"
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"Well, don't worry. Your mother leads a charmed life."
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"She's lucky. Everything always works out for Nancy."
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"I, on the other hand, am jinxed. Cursed."
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"Blighted. Nothing works out for me."
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"What's in the case?"
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"A lot of false promises."
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"God, I could use a foot massage."
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"Here."
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"Thank you."
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"-I fucking hate Mexicans. -Never go into sales."
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"-They're animals. -It's humiliating."
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"-They have no regard for human life. -I'm Willy Loman."
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"I think I'm gonna move back here."
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"Dean was supposed to be Willy Loman."
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"Can you tell my mom you'll take care of me?"
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"Oh, no. No. No."
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"No way. I have enough problems of my own without taking on Nancy's."
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"Why would you wanna be stuck with me?"
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"I'm a bitch, I drink..."
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"...and I peddle useless shit that nobody wants."
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"I don't wanna be stuck with you. I can take care of myself."
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"I just need you to tell her you'll watch out, so she'll leave me alone."
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"And you should peddle something that people want."
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"-Like what? -Like drugs."
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"Oh, that's fucking great."
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"Now you tell me, when it's too late."
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"I just blew my whole wad on eye shadow and zit concealer."
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"Thank you."
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"Go get me a drink. And then switch to the other foot."
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"Nancy Botwin. It's been a while, hasn't it?"
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"From a crescent to a full moon."
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"-I've been seeing another doctor. -I've been seeing other patients."
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"-It's all good. -Hi. I'm Andy Botwin."
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"Not the father. Ex-brother in law."
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"Still close with the family. Love kids. Ready for my own."
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"Isn't that the whole point of life? Children? Propagation?"
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