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Clips from Weeds - Where the Sidewalk Ends (S05E05)

"Previously on Weeds:"
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"I've decided that we will get married."
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"Yes. Yes, yes."
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"Can we ditch school?"
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"Hey, fuck you, man."
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"I'm the Huskeroos Girl."
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"The cop extorting money from me is cracking up."
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"Bitch-ass bitch."
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"I need to close early for inventory."
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"Get out. I don't want you in here anymore."
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"Oh, shit. Uncle Yitzhak's lost fortune."
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"-You said there was, like, 180 grand. -Look around you."
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"You blew all that money on this crap?"
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"Haven't seen you since the ultrasound."
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"-Everything looks fine. -Love your shoes."
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"Raylene Reynolds. You're Pretty! Cosmetics."
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"-What the fuck was that? -We cannot get married."
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"Things have changed."
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"Nancy."
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"-Nancy. -Hair dryer."
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"It's not what you think."
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"Of course not. She's just a friend. Cousin. Co-worker."
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"-Neighbor. -It's not like that."
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"Well, what's it like?"
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"Because all I know is some..."
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"...stiletto-heeled Mexi-cunt stalks in here..."
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"...screeches at you in Spanish, suddenly the marriage is off."
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"Her name is Pilar Zuazo."
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"She is a very important woman in my life."
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"In my position, to marry a foreigner is bad publicity."
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"She doesn't want me to jeopardize my political career."
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"Wait. This is only a delay."
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"You must trust me."
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"After the election, we will be married and be a family."
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"What election?"
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"I'm running for gobernador."
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"It is the next step in a long journey."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I didn't think it through."
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"The timing."
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"I was too impetuous."
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"Because I love you, Nancy. You are what I want."
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"I don't understand who she is. Why you're taking orders from her."
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"She is someone who has a great deal of influence..."
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"...with the people who matter in my country."
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"She makes sure those people support my ambitions."
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"So she's your boss."
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"-No one is my boss. -Sounds like she's your boss."
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"No, no, no. Come downstairs."
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"I'll tell Concha to unpack your things."
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"-You never slept with her? -No, it's not like that."
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"And I am told she has teeth down there."
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"I don't wanna find out."
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"After the election, we will be man and wife."
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"Z-U-A-Z-O."
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"Is that her?"
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"-She's hot. -They're fake, Shane."
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"You want her Wikipedia page or the Forbes article?"
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"Try Wiki."
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"Daughter of late Mexican industrialist Raul Zuazo."
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"Silver-spooned oppressor."
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"Sole heir to vast telecommunications holdings."
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"Media manipulator."
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"Sits on the board of the Mexican Stock Exchange."
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"Inside trader."
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"-Philanthropist. -Tax evader."
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"Doesn't say anything about a drug kingpin."
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"She owns Mexico, Mom. I think she can have these pages edited."
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"We need to get out of here right now."
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"These people bludgeon innocent golfers for sport."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"They wait until you have the baby, then they're gonna kill us."
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"They don't even need a reason. They'll just do it and laugh."
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"That's probably them coming after us right now."
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"What is all this stuff?"
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"We're setting up a birthing room."
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"Esteban feels that you should have the baby here at home."
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"Birthing room."
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"Everything you need will be right here."
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"How convenient."
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"There will be no need to ever leave."
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"What about a flat screen?"
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"Premium cable. One of those little fridges."
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"-You said everything I need. -I cannot provide those things."
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"Who should I ask? Esteban? Pilar?"
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"Best Buy."
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"I'll do that."
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"Pop over there right now. Review my options."
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"I'll take Shane. Shane loves Best Buy."
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"Your car is in the shop."
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"What's wrong with it?"
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"Broken taillight."
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"These are my keys."
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"When I'm not tooling around town in my cherry-red convertible..."
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"...I am cruising in my Maserati."
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"Three-thousand-square-foot ski chalet in Tahoe. Ski in, ski out."
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"My private instructor looks just like Ashton Kutcher."
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"So. Hands up, raise those hands. Who wants to be me?"
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"She's much blonder than I would ever go again, but I do love Tahoe."
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"Well, hands down. Forget it."
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"About 90 percent of you simply don't have what it takes."
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"But for the other 10 percent, let me just say..."
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"...being me is fantastic."
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"I think her nipples are hard."
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"As a matter of fact, they are."
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"My nipples are hard and my lady is wet."
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"Because success turns me on."
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"And if success doesn't turn you on..."
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"...then you can take your initial $5000 investment fees..."
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"...pop on out to your shit cars and drive out of here."
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"Okay then. So, what turns you on?"
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"Success."
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"Dick."
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"Am I wrong about you, Celia?"
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"Dick ever buy you a Cartier Panthere watch with double diamonds?"
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"Because if it did, then suck that dick, girl."
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"But if not, I need to ask you a question."
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"Are you a closer or a loser?"
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"Well, I've been a loser..."
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"...but I wanna be a closer."
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