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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - To Kill a Chupacabraj (S03E03)

"- I just--okay. - No, no, dude, dude, come on."
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"I think you're making a very good case here."
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"Okay, Ders's lawyering didn't work,"
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"so it's time for me to do some liar-ing."
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"- I'm gonna lie. - Oh, cool."
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"Your honor,"
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"I do declare that we have a star witness"
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"that we would like to call to the stand."
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"- To the what? - To the stand."
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"I don't understand the word you're saying."
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"To the stand, to the stand."
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"And we all were just screaming, "Montez, stop,""
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"and he just continued to squeeze the life"
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"out of the poor little girl scout's dalmatian."
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"- It was--it was disgusting. - What?"
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"- Can we get back to the case? - Your honor."
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"We are just here to tell the truth, the whole truth,"
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"and nothing but the truth about a vile"
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"and disgusting man who was trying to ruin our party."
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"Could you use your regular voice, please?"
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"This young lady"
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"knows where I'm coming from,"
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"- don't you, doll? - Huh?"
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"Do you like pool parties, miss?"
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"Yeah."
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"And are you available this Saturday,"
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"and may I remind you you are under oath?"
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"I guess I don't have any plans."
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"Can we get back to the case please?"
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"Your honor, I'm just making sure"
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"that everybody in here is being truthful,"
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"such as myself holding on to my nine-inch lap-hog,"
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"which must be a true thing since I am also under oath."
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"Uh, yeah, we all have really big dongs."
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"- I swear on a stack of bibles. - My dick's big."
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"I believe we've had enough lap-hog talk for one lifetime."
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"I'm sorry, your honor. Did you guys see"
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"the "No refund" signs at the garage sale, or no?"
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"I certainly did not see a sign--"
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"- That is a lie! - I should warn you gentlemen"
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"that perjury laws are swift and severe."
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"Mm-hmm, swift willy style, all in there."
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"You may sit down."
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"Does the defense have any response?"
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"Yes, I do. I also have a star witness"
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"who can prove beyond a reasonable doubt"
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"that these sucker-necks are lying."
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"Defense calls Waymond Womano."
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"Oh, [Bleep], this is bad."
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"He saw everything. We can't let him testify."
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"If he testifies, we're gonna go to jail for perjury."
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"- You should've told me that. - I thought you knew."
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"I choose to accept this mission."
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"Uh..."
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"State your name for the court record, please."
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"What the heck's that?"
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"What the..."
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"What the hell?"
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"Court is adjourned till tomorrow."
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"Yeah."
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"Adjourning's the best. Obviously we're adjourning"
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"'cause you have rats in your vents."
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"That's the first smart thing you done all day."
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"You're at the courthouse."
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"Y'all slick, you're real slick."
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"I know y'all threw that dookie bag."
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"But we back tomorrow, and Waymond is pissed."
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"You messed up his church shoes, and look at my good suit."
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"How about we settle out of court?"
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"You know, we'll take you to Ruby Tuesday's,"
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"we'll buy you a root-beer and a burger."
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"The only thing y'all gonna be eating is ass salad."
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"Talking about prison for in and around 30 days."
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"Good luck."
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"Oh, man, we're going to jail,"
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"and I never got to Eiffel Tower a chick with one of you guys."
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"We're not gonna go to jail if Waymond doesn't testify."
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"Oh, we're eating ass salad, man."
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"I'm gonna have a big bowl of ass salad."
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"You heard Tez. Waymond's snitching tomorrow."
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"Not we get to him tonight."
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"Shut up, stay right there!"
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"- And drive! - Whoops! Hey!"
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"Don't talk though. Don't talk though."
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"Waymond Womano, we can't be responsible"
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"for what happens if you show up in court tomorrow."
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"But we can be very responsible if you--"
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"if you don't... do that."
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"Yeah, stick your hand in this bag."
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"Do it! You feel that? Those are the eyeballs of kids"
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"that we plucked out of their heads!"
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"And this? This is intestines."
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"No, Blake. We're, uh--"
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"Dude #1, we told you he's not blindfolded."
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"He's not blindfolded. He can see that it's spaghetti."
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"Well, this is spaghetti that a dude was eating,"
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"- but we killed him. - Yeah!"
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"And we'll kill you too."
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"- Yeah, we killed his ass. - Are you ready to die?"
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"Oh, that's the game you want to play?"
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"- Oh, okay. - Dig your own grave, bud."
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"Yeah, dig the fricking grave,"
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"you marshmallow-looking mother."
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"- What? - Heh, heh..."
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"- Little help? - Oh."
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"- Just throw--hurry up. - Yeah."
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"- Go falcons! - Thank you."
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"Hey, nice arm."
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"It's a shovel, not a broom."
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"- Come on, jeez. - That's what you got?"
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"Harder. He's throwing it on his shoe--shoes."
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"You really suck at this. He sucks at this."
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"Jesus Christ, you're horrible."
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"I'm actually not very good either."
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"Well, you're holding the spaghetti."
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"We told you not to bring the spaghetti."
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"I'm gonna go get some more shovels."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm actually really proud of us, guys."
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"This hole is freaking impressive."
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