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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - To Kill a Chupacabraj (S03E03)

"Man, this summer kickoff party's gonna be, like,"
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"MTV Beach House throwback status."
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"Daisy Fuentes's butt-cheeks are just gonna be flowing"
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"- in the wind. - Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!"
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"- That wasn't racist, was it? - She had s--that's a good one."
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"- It was a little. - Okay, well."
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"- It was a little racist. - Hey, uh, Dirk to Blaze."
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"Any sign of what's clogging the drain, my main man?"
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"Negative, dude."
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"I do see a barbeque down here, though,"
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"and a suitcase full of your clothes."
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"I'm almost to the drain. It's 2 meters."
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"How's the air quality down there?"
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"It's okay, it's all right."
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"But I could use a blow of the dro, sir."
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"Blowing dro."
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"He's blowing dro now. Over."
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"I just blew the dro. Blew the dro."
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"Hey, Blaze, come on, man."
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"Any sign of what's clogging the drain?"
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"That's affirmative. There's something..."
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"Oh, my God, guys!"
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"You're not gonna believe this."
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"♪ I'm fresh"
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"♪ You gotta you gotta ♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta, gotta - ♪ Gotta be fresh"
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"Gentledudes, before you lies a fierce beast"
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"known to suck the brains out of humans and goats,"
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"driven from their habitat during the construction"
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"of the Rancho Garden Mall in '98."
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"Heck, the scientists thought they moved up north."
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"But I had a different hypothesis."
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"Looks like I was right."
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"I give you... The Rancho Chupacabraj."
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"No, that is definitely our neighbor Mark's dog ambush."
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"Covered in some of your hair and possibly jizz."
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"Not mine, though."
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"It's a Chupacabraj."
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"I can't believe you're carrying around a dead animal."
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"Well, I can't just leave this priceless artifact at home."
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"What happens if, like, Nicolas Cage rolls"
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"- We need some, like, pool toys. - Yes."
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"Chicks are like cats, dude."
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"If you don't keep their attention,"
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"they'll wait for--on-- on top of the refrigerator."
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"- Yep. - Welcome, gentlemen,"
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"to Tez's summer blowout special."
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"I got everything you need. Games for the Dreamcast,"
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"Playstation One, and free smoovies."
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"'Cause white folks love smoovies."
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"- Smoovies? - That's what I said."
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"- Smoovies. - With a "v"?"
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"Smoothies! Wait, what do y'all want?"
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"We're actually looking for pool toys and whatnot"
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"- and what have you. - Pool toys."
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"Let me check my inven-- you know what?"
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"Can I interest you boys in some straw cowboy hats?"
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"Oh, that's a great idea."
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"Whenever chicks wear straw cowboy hats,"
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"they turn into sex cattle, man. And cowgirl butts..."
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"- Just get my thing hard. - Mm-hmm."
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"Could you just show us to the pool supplies?"
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"All right, it's or this way, and--"
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"Waymond, you touch it, you bought it."
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"Come on."
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"He has the Space Jam soundtrack."
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"Whoa, dudes, check this out."
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"Damn!"
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"- Aw, yeah. - What?"
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"That's the hover beast hovercraft."
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"Colleen won that in a Tropicana bikini contest."
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"150 horsepower engine. Four-blade warp drive prop."
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"- And it's all yours for $500. - Dude."
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"If we get this thing, man, it'll vault our party"
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"into the most awesomest maximus event of the summer."
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"- Ah, brain freeze. - Montez Walker"
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"- on the invite list? - Never."
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"How about I give you $200?"
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"Y'all talk about that."
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"No, no, no, no, no. We can't spend that much money,"
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"because then we won't have enough money"
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"for the cowboy hats, and if we don't have cowboy hats,"
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"how am I gonna save a horse, ride a cowgirl?"
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"If we have a hovercraft, we don't need cowboy hats."
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"- Yeah. - Hovercrafts are aphrodisiacs."
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"They're basically... oysters of the ocean."
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"Yummy."
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"Yeah, I guess you're right. Plus, you know what?"
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"We could charge people money to ride on the hovercraft"
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"and also money to take pictures with the Chupacabraj."
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"At this point now, we're making money."
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"We're making money off our party."
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"Guys, we could just buy it and return it next week."
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"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. I heard that."
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"No refunds around here."
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"- All sales final. - How did he hear that?"
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"$450, plus you throw in"
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"all the straw cowboy hats we can eat, and that's a deal."
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"And whatever's in arm's reach."
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"- And this--this suit. - Whoa, cool!"
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"- Sold! - Okay!"
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"- Yes! - But you be careful"
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"in that suit. It's powerful."
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"It makes women just..."
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"They just"
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"Waymond! Get over here and get a sendoff picture"
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"- like we at the Saturn dealer. - There we go."
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"- All right. - Charge that to the game."
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"Cool."
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"All right, Ders, fire this puppy up."
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"- Whoo! - You got it!"
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"Here we go."
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"- Land-ho! - Ahoy!"
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"Oh, captain, this is going down!"
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"I don't like when your mom visits."
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"She's always flirting with me."
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"She's got those big titties like you."
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"- No sale! - What in the is going--"
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"We want our $450 back,"
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"because the hovercraft you sold us"
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