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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - To Kill a Chupacabraj (S03E03)

"- It's crazy. - Whoa, dude, look,"
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"you're gonna kill yourself if you don't start lifting"
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"with your body instead of your arm muscles."
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"Well, my arm muscles are my body, Ders."
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"In fact, I think they're most of it."
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"I think we can all agree that the most important thing"
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"to do is come from the top here."
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"- Yeah. - Because all the leverage"
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"when you're going--ow!"
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"- Aah! - Wait, what happened?"
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"- I think... - What happened?"
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"- Splinter. - Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"That's painful, that's painful, that's very painful."
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"Waymond? Waymond? Wait, Waymond!"
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"- Waymond! - Waymond!"
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"Waymond, wait, wait! Maybe we went too far!"
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"Uh, we were just trying to scare you out of testifying."
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"It's us, the bull boys!"
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"Well, we shouldn't have let him wait"
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"- in the car to get warm. - Really boner move on our part."
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"Yeah, now we're gonna go to prison for perjury."
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"- And liar-ing even. - Oh, man."
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"Hot dudes like us do not do well in prison, guys."
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"We are like three fresh meat butt sticks just waiting"
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"- for a dry rub. - Oh, God, Blake's right."
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"His American Idol hairdo, your norse-ness."
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"My pecs, my hammies. My gluts, man!"
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"They're just waiting for a good dicking."
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"- Oh, we're gonna get pounded. - Maybe, like,"
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"over time, it, like-- it gets okay."
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"It's just skin after all, right?"
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"- What? - I don't know."
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"I'm just trying to be, like, a "glass half full" guy."
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"You're gonna have an ass half full of prison."
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"So what should we do right now?"
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"Should we go get hamburgers?"
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"Eat a bunch of hamburgers right now and get fat?"
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"So the dudes won't want to butt-fun us?"
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"- We'll get fat, we'll get ugly. - We have to beat the pretty"
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"out of each other."
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"All right, well, how do we go about doing that?"
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"I don't know. What do you say, we count to three,"
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"and all, like, just punch each other, same time?"
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"- To the right? - Yeah, to the right."
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"I don't want to call you guys bitches,"
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"but you guys are bitches."
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"You're bitches."
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"You guys wouldn't be able to hurt me, my face is very hard."
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"Growing up, all the bullies were, like, "Holy, man."
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"- Your face so hard." - Right."
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""It hurts my hand when I punch.""
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"I need something much harder to hit it."
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"- Whoa! Uh... - Dude, whoa."
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"- You want me to blast you? - No, no, no."
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"Let's just, uh, we'll tell him we fought."
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"- No, yeah, good--good call. - You all right, man?"
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"Adam, Adam, you okay?"
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"- Adam. - Sorry."
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"Come on, okay, oh..."
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"Did I get you? Did I get you good?"
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"- Did I get you good? - Uh, no."
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"But Ders got me a-- a cracked rib for sure."
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"We fought, and, uh, Blake curbed me."
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"- Just destroyed my face. - Yeah, twice."
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"I can see that. I can see that."
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"You look bad, dude. You look bad."
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"- Okay, let's-- - You look bad, dude."
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"- This way. - This--yeah."
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"- Let's go home. - Whoo!"
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"Oh, great, the sun's coming up soon."
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"Guess we'll be walking straight to the courthouse."
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"Hey, guys, when the judge reads our sentences,"
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"- just don't cry. - Yeah, definitely."
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"Band of brajs, we got this."
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"Does it smell like burnt tires in here?"
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"Smell, like, a little like something's burning?"
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"- No. - Nice of you"
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"- to join us, gentlemen. - Sorry, your honor,"
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"but took a one-and-a-half in my pants on the elevator."
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"Yes, that, uh, definitely happened,"
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"but we won't bother you with our whole morning."
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"- No, uh... - That's why we're late,"
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"'cause I-I-I and pissed my pants--"
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"- Adam, don't."
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"We're ready to take responsibility"
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"for whatever Waymond told you we did."
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"Before Mr. Womano testifies, I understand that he has"
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"some physical evidence that may be pertinent to this case."
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"I got pictures of y'all in front of my signs."
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"You gonna fry. Some ass salad."
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"I mean..."
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"Whoo, wow, I'm hairy."
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"I fail to see the relevance of any of this."
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"Sir, my wife Colleen is taking a photography class"
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"at the learning annex and she needed a sexy model, so..."
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"Just move ahead at your discretion."
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"Oh, bam! There it is!"
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"Well, would you look at that? Seems like Mr. Walker's"
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"been telling the truth the whole time."
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"Oh, this one has a little "play" icon in the corner."
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"Shall I play it and see what we can surmise from this?"
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"Did you see Monteezy work his magic?"
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"I sold these fools a broke-ass hovercraft."
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"That's what they get for never inviting me to their parties."
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"Now let's go get some tacos and free smoothies."
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"You're killing me, Waymond!"
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"After reviewing the evidence,"
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"the court finds in favor of the plaintiffs."
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"The defendant is ordered to pay repair costs"
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"in their entirety."
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"Did you just see the video?"
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"You won, gentlemen."
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"- What? Oh! - We won?"
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"- Whoo! - We did it!"
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"Whoo, we won! We won!"
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"Whoo, this party sucks!"
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"All right, a maniac, I like it, very cool."
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"Hey, don't be shy, dudes. Come on up and take a picture"
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"with the picture of the Rancho Chupacabraj."
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"Come on, we got one picture for $10,"
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