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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - To Kill a Chupacabraj (S03E03)

"catches fire way too easily."
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"I told y'all no refunds."
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"Ain't that right, way-way?"
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"- He heard me. - We don't want refunds."
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"We want our money back so we can buy a hovercraft"
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"that actually flies."
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"- Mm-hmm. - In the water."
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"- Wat--water flight. - Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, that's right. Our pool party's ruined."
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"Now it's just guys with cowboy hats"
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"squirting each other. That's bad."
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"- And? - Well..."
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"We'll sue you. We'll take everything you've got."
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"- That's a really good idea. - Thanks."
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"That's why he's the brains of the operation."
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"You want to get judge Joe Brown on it?"
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"You want some judge Judy up your booty?"
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"You better lawyer up."
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"- You better lawyer up. - ♪ Lawyer up"
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"- ♪ You better lawyer up! - There's no lawyers"
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"- in small claims court. - What?"
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"- Then lawyer down, okay? - Yeah, so lawyer down."
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"You know what? We're gonna see you in court, man."
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"- See you there. - No, we will."
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"- We'll see you in court. - Oh, well, bring it."
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"Yeah, fine, we will bring it."
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"- Fine, then. - Mm."
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"Yo, what the you did right there?"
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"That's my cactus!"
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"You want to go in the garbage can?"
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"- Sorry. - Sorry, Jet Set."
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"We thought it was his cactus. We didn't know."
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"Now y'all get out of my house."
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"Have a good day."
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"Move it along, people."
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"We got a big-time lawyer coming through."
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"Guys, I applied to law school."
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"I didn't even get accepted anywhere."
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"Well, that's not true. You got accepted in our hearts."
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"No homo, pro bono. That's a lawyer term, right?"
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"I'm gonna say it again. I have no idea."
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"I don't know. I don't know."
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"I don't understand how you don't know,"
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"because you've seen every episode of Franklin & Bash."
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"- Who hasn't? - That's true."
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"That's a good show. Really good show."
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"Ders, you have a briefcase. Use that."
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"I do have a briefcase."
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"We bought a hovercraft for a party that we can't have."
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"You know how sad that makes me?"
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"- Lawyer the sadness away. - I will, man."
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"- This your bag? - Uh, yes, sir, it is."
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"- That was salty. - I'm gonna have to search it."
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"Oh, uh, yeah, go ahead."
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"- Sure, yeah, of course. - Oh, damn!"
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"Yeah, pretty freaky, right? It's a, uh--"
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"It's actually a Rancho Chupacabraj."
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"Uh, but I have to take it with me. It's evidence in a..."
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"Uh... well, a--a dude having sex with a Chupacabraj case, so..."
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"- Get out of here. - All right."
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"- Thanks, sir. - He found it covered in jizz."
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"We're not sure what--animal jizz or human jizz, we're not sure."
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"You've all been sworn in."
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"Gentlemen, I've read your complaint."
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"Do you have anything to add other than your claim"
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"of boat fraud in the first degree,"
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"which I'd like to point out is not real thing?"
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"Well, we're here to prove that it is, your honor."
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"If I may, I'm gonna stand."
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"I'd like to, uh, address the jury here."
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"Uh, plaintiff, uh, this isn't a jury trial."
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"They're here awaiting their cases."
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"- These people? - Uh-huh."
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"Thank you, judge Tibbles."
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the esteemed court,"
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"two dudes with some bodacious ponytails."
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"- 22 inches and counting. - Dude."
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"This is 19 inches. It's longer than yours."
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"- No, it's not. - I measured it"
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"- from the base up here. - I measured it"
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"from the top of my forehead."
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"I have but one word:"
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""Justice." Right?"
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"Just. Us."
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"It's just us on this planet earth."
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"We're alone, so..."
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"We need to trust each other."
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"Trust. Us."
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"Rhymes, so you know that it's real."
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"Which brings me to the question..."
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"Are we human..."
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"Or are we dancers?"
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"Plaintiff, is there any additional evidence"
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"besides the defective hovercraft?"
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"No, but look, I was having a good time."
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"The problem is that this guy sold us a bunk hovercraft,"
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"and now we're gonna have a sausage fest"
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"with no bikinis and no straw cowboy hats,"
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"and I don't think you're being fair."
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"This isn't fair."
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"Mr. Walker, how do you respond to the accusation?"
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"Your honor, I know your time is valuable, so I will be brief."
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"Um, this here is a textbook witch hunt--"
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"- How's he sound so real? - That will clearly exonerate me"
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"from all these prejudicious and unfair charges."
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"This isn't a race thing, sir."
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"- May I approach the bench? - Proceed."
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"- He knows exactly... - You're dumb."
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"Your honor, as you can see, in nine separate locations,"
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"in accordance with our great law, is my signs."
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"Ders, why aren't you using the briefcase?"
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"There's nothing inside the briefcase"
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"except for golf pencils and baseball cards,"
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"and slim Jim dare."
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"Slim Jim dare really freaking hot beef jerky,"
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"and you didn't give us any of that."
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"This is the jalapeno kind, and you didn't give--"
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"- You didn't even think-- - Gentlemen, please."
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"This is a court of law. It's not a feeding trough."
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"I had one. I had--this one was out."
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