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Clips from Bust Down - Pitching Tent (S01E01)

"- See you out there."
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"- Bruh, this bird got a big old ass, dog."
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"God be dropping new animals like they mixtapes."
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"- Oh, you're talking about flying birds."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, okay. Oh, goddamn."
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"- Right? - Ooh!"
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"Body like Beyoncé, face like Iago."
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"[both laugh]"
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"- Hey, yo, whose plantation would you work for"
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"if slavery got poppin' again?"
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"- I'd slave for those two dread-headed twins"
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"on "Matrix Reloaded.""
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"Oh, it can go underwater, too? That's sick!"
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"- So you want two slave masters?"
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"- I'm a whole lot of nigga, bro."
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"Whole lot. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Whew."
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"What a day, what a day it is. That's what I'm talkin' about."
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"Ha-ah."
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"Whew. [sighs]"
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"[gulping]"
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"[burps]"
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"Whoo!"
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"Boy, I am tired."
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"- From what?"
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"- Fucking all these homeless women."
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"- Nigga, what? This turtle got a horn!"
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"A horn!"
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"[piano music]"
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"- Homeless women?"
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"Like, plural?"
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"- No, no."
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"First of all, they're unhoused,"
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"and second, you can't do that, Chris."
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"You can't fuck someone and be the only person"
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"who gets to shower after."
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"- Oh. Uh-uh-uh."
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"They caught a shower, okay? You know what I'm sayin'?"
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"- It's not funny. Don't high-five him for that."
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"Listen, they're victims, with their cans of beans"
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"and their stories of the railroad"
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"and their harmonicas that howl into the night."
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"I mean, come on, Chris. It's abuse."
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"When they look at you, they see a ham."
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"- Hey, listen here, khaki onesie,"
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"you have no idea what I'm talking about."
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"I am a connoisseur of bitches."
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"A sommelier of snatch, if you will."
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"- Mm, mm-mm. Don't start rhyming."
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"Just tell us why you're doing this."
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"- Mm-hmm. - I've been fucking bitches"
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"a long time-- all kind of bitches."
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"Goth bitches, equestrian hoes,"
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"administrative shorties that pretend to know Excel,"
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"but they do not."
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"- She was nice."
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"- But homeless women were the last on my list,"
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"and let me tell y'all,"
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"that shit yanking on a whole new level. Mmm!"
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"- So you just out here being nasty for real."
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"- There it is."
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"- Homeless women are dope as hell, man."
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"They got mad game, always telling me"
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"how clean I smell"
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"and how full I look."
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"- I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I--I have to understand this."
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"Are you telling me you've been having sex with these women"
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"in our apartment, where I watch "Bones"?"
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"- Nah, fam. Come on, man."
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"I go where they at."
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"And the city moves 'em around all the time,"
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"so I gotta find 'em, like an Easter egg hunt."
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"- Or Pokémon Go. Remember that?"
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"- You know what? They grown."
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"Bitches gonna fuck who they wanna fuck."
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"- Okay. Don't join in on this."
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"- And sometimes, Langston, we don't even fuck."
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"- Damn. - We be chilling."
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"Shooting firecrackers,"
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"making trap beats on buckets."
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"playing LEGOs, but we don't got LEGOs,"
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"we got rocks that happen to fit as puzzle pieces."
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"- That sounds fun. - That's gang, for real."
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"- Gang or not, it's exploitation."
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"You can't just come down there"
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"tossin' penis and suckin' salad."
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"- Hold up, dog, are you saying just 'cause they're homeless,"
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"they don't deserve a clean set of balls?"
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"So if you saw a homeless person eating sushi,"
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"you would slap it out their hand,"
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"'cause it's not Spam?"
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"That is fucked up. - That's not--"
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"- Yeah, man. It sounds like"
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"it's real dope to hang out with somebody"
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"that doesn't know all four digits"
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"of they Social Security number."
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"- What? - Your Social Security number."
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"You know, 9519--shit, I've been compromised!"
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"Ahh! - I'm not dealing with that."
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"Anyways, men fuck broke bitches all the time."
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"How is what Chris doing any different?"
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"- That's exactly right, Dr. Sam."
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"How is that any different, huh? I was broke."
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"I was throwing dick in exchange for asylum."
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"Now, why can't these ladies suck on me for survival, nigga?"
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"- Because they need money and food for survival,"
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"not a nigga who stands on his tippy-toes in his pictures."
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"- If a bitch tall, what you gonna do?"
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"- Mm, well, people want what they want, dude."
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"Like, do you think Toni Braxton knew"
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"she was gonna end up with Birdman"
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"when she sang "Unbreak my Heart"?"
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"- Yeah, Langston. Love is love."
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"Toni kissed Birdman."
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"Birdman kissed Wayne."
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"Wayne did a kickflip. Yah! - Mm-hmm."
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"- Yeah. Shut the fuck up, Langston."
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"Got his ass. - Whoa, chill out."
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"Hey, shut the fuck up."
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