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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Venus on the Moon (S02E02)

"was out sick, so I took a crack at it."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, God. What did you make him say?"
Mr. Mayor
"Mayor Bremer is not hiding a secret love child."
Mr. Mayor
"He was told that "embarazada" means "embarrassed,""
Mr. Mayor
"when, of course, it means pregnant."
Mr. Mayor
"Absolutely, the mayor is very excited"
Mr. Mayor
"for next week's interfaith council event."
Mr. Mayor
"Thank you so much, Archbishop Luna--"
Mr. Mayor
"[toilet flushes] ahem,"
Mr. Mayor
"peace be with you!"
Mr. Mayor
"Well, the mayor will be backing the teachers' union"
Mr. Mayor
"in their quest to adopt"
Mr. Mayor
"the European model of one wine at lunch."
Mr. Mayor
"No, Stacey."
Mr. Mayor
"When he tweeted that L. A. needs more "Law & Order,""
Mr. Mayor
"he was referring to the show, and you know it."
Mr. Mayor
"Hi, can I cancel my dental appointment today?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, you know what?"
Mr. Mayor
"I think you're right, Neetza. Let's go with the B cup."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, that was fun. Over there is a supply closet."
Mr. Mayor
"Why don't you kids rearrange everything"
Mr. Mayor
"by color or something?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'll let you know when it's time to leave."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, Ms. Meskimen--"
Mr. Mayor
"We know you used us in there."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm a child of divorce."
Mr. Mayor
"I know when I'm a pawn in a grown-up meeting."
Mr. Mayor
"Like you kids say, "Sorry, not sorry.""
Mr. Mayor
"Congratulations, you are surprisingly useful."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, then, isn't there more that we can do?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh my gosh, Orly,"
Mr. Mayor
"I am so lucky to have you here today."
Mr. Mayor
"Yass, queen! Are people still saying that?"
Mr. Mayor
"- They're definitely not. - I know."
Mr. Mayor
"I hate when they're still saying it."
Mr. Mayor
"Anyway, people tend to get a little sleepy"
Mr. Mayor
"in the afternoon, so why don't we get some coffee going?"
Mr. Mayor
"Yass queen. Ironic."
Mr. Mayor
"Great, do I take my dad's SUV or is it better"
Mr. Mayor
"to have everyone type their orders into my Postmates?"
Mr. Mayor
"You can just make it."
Mr. Mayor
"With the coffee maker."
Mr. Mayor
"Hmm. [giggles]"
Mr. Mayor
"You know, I did a paper about how coffee trade"
Mr. Mayor
"helped Brazil transition from an extraction economy"
Mr. Mayor
"to an industrial one."
Mr. Mayor
"Great."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh. [grunts]"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh."
Mr. Mayor
"Good job."
Mr. Mayor
"[phone rings]"
Mr. Mayor
"Hello? Hello?"
Mr. Mayor
"City Hall?"
Mr. Mayor
"Hello? There's no one there."
Mr. Mayor
"We get a lot of prank calls. You're doing a good job."
Mr. Mayor
"Got it open for you."
Mr. Mayor
"Amazeballs..."
Mr. Mayor
"is another thing people no longer say."
Mr. Mayor
"They told her drinks on a Wednesday was impossible,"
Mr. Mayor
"but nevertheless, she persisted."
Mr. Mayor
"I am, in fact, poised to get turnt up."
Mr. Mayor
"Really?"
Mr. Mayor
"'Cause you look like you got burnt up in a house fire."
Mr. Mayor
"And you look like Cookie Monster used to use a toilet."
Mr. Mayor
"I win. I'm hitting the "clerb.""
Mr. Mayor
"[lively music]"
Mr. Mayor
"[yawns]"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, from professional powerhouse..."
Mr. Mayor
"outside a strip club."
Mr. Mayor
"To this day, I can't do calculus"
Mr. Mayor
"unless I'm listening to "Pony" by Ginuwine."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, that's terrible."
Mr. Mayor
"As you know, my mother was a dancer at Deja Boob."
Mr. Mayor
"Hmm, I'd forgotten that, Herb."
Mr. Mayor
"A gentleman's club is not a good place to learn,"
Mr. Mayor
"especially when your English teacher shows up"
Mr. Mayor
"and throws dollars at your mom."
Mr. Mayor
"So you're gonna help us move ordinance 462 forward?"
Mr. Mayor
"Well, I promised no new spending this fiscal year."
Mr. Mayor
"But for once, let's throw some wadded-up cash at a good cause."
Mr. Mayor
"[speaking Spanish]"
Mr. Mayor
"[speaking Spanish]"
Mr. Mayor
"[speaking Spanish]"
Mr. Mayor
"[triumphant music]"
Mr. Mayor
"Ben's father worked nights,"
Mr. Mayor
"so he could take his son to the library every day"
Mr. Mayor
"to research his science project."
Mr. Mayor
"When I got the blue ribbon, I gave it to him"
Mr. Mayor
"because I didn't win it."
Mr. Mayor
"We did."
Mr. Mayor
"Things that fathers do for their children."
Mr. Mayor
"Not all children appreciate it."
Mr. Mayor
"They should."
Mr. Mayor
"So, uh, you get the votes, and I will sign that ordinance."
Mr. Mayor
"Do you girls also have stories"
Mr. Mayor
"about appreciating your fathers?"
Mr. Mayor
"- [gasps] - Same clothes as yesterday."
Mr. Mayor
"Someone had a crazy night."
Mr. Mayor
"Um, NBD, I went to a guy's place last night."
Mr. Mayor
"He had a bed frame and everything."
Mr. Mayor
"So hot."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, it's funny you say that because I did some sleuthing,"
Mr. Mayor
"and your friends didn't tag you in any of their photos."
Mr. Mayor
"'Cause I left so quick with that hottie."
Mr. Mayor
"Right, but then at 3 A. M., they posted this little nugget."
Mr. Mayor
"Fine! I never went inside."
Mr. Mayor
"I fell asleep because I have zero life."
Mr. Mayor
"All I do is work."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, the other night,"
Mr. Mayor
"I dozed off in a virtual town hall,"
Mr. Mayor
"and when I woke up, the only people still logged in"
Mr. Mayor
"were me and a guy named LickyMick,"
Mr. Mayor
"who I'm pretty sure had been watching me for a while,"
Mr. Mayor
"and-- [gags]"
Mr. Mayor
"[gasps] - Oh!"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh."
Mr. Mayor
"- Is that your tooth? - My tooth!"
Mr. Mayor
"[gasps]"
Mr. Mayor
"What in the living hell is this?"
Mr. Mayor
"It's your lunch."
Mr. Mayor
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