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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Venus on the Moon (S02E02)

"I don't have school."
Mr. Mayor
"It's public service week,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I got accepted into a prestigious intern program."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, wow. Hey, congratulations!"
Mr. Mayor
"Where are we dropping you off?"
Mr. Mayor
"City Hall!"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, I got into the Mayor's Youth Leadership Program."
Mr. Mayor
"I didn't tell you I applied,"
Mr. Mayor
"because I didn't want you interfering."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughs] You little rascal!"
Mr. Mayor
"Does this mean I get to spend the next couple of days"
Mr. Mayor
"with my little girl?"
Mr. Mayor
"So proud of you."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, well, get that out of your system,"
Mr. Mayor
"because you can't do that at the office."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay. [smooching]"
Mr. Mayor
"Look, I got this internship on my own,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I don't want any special treatment."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay. [chuckles]"
Mr. Mayor
"We're gonna be late to work,"
Mr. Mayor
"Mr. Mayor. - [laughs]"
Mr. Mayor
"You didn't tell her that you got her into that program?"
Mr. Mayor
"And you didn't tell me that my security codename"
Mr. Mayor
"is one of "The Golden Girls.""
Mr. Mayor
"- I apologize, sir. - Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"Dorothy Zbornak has left the condo."
Mr. Mayor
"[bright music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"[knocks on door]"
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, just FYI, James and the I-team"
Mr. Mayor
"are in San Bernardino today."
Mr. Mayor
"Umm, okay, and according to Insta,"
Mr. Mayor
"Lil' Kim is at the Culver City Applebee's."
Mr. Mayor
"Are we just naming people and places, Tommy?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, it's just everyone thinks you're hiding in here,"
Mr. Mayor
"because James rejected you."
Mr. Mayor
"- What? - Hey, kiddo."
Mr. Mayor
"What do you say if neither of us"
Mr. Mayor
"is married by the year 20--"
Mr. Mayor
"Get out!"
Mr. Mayor
"[sighs] - Look, I know I idle at shady,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I just wanna make sure you're okay."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, I'm fine. And I'm not hiding."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm just-- I'm social distancing."
Mr. Mayor
"Because I've been chewing garlic cloves"
Mr. Mayor
"because of my toothache."
Mr. Mayor
"It's a legit remedy."
Mr. Mayor
"I saw it on the Italian grandma side of TikTok."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, well, look. Silver lining,"
Mr. Mayor
"things wouldn't have worked out with James anyway."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, you have no time for anyone in your life."
Mr. Mayor
"What do you mean I don't have time?"
Mr. Mayor
"All you do is work."
Mr. Mayor
"I have a life, Thomas."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, my college friends"
Mr. Mayor
"invited me out for drinks tonight,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I am gonna go."
Mr. Mayor
"You'll never make it."
Mr. Mayor
"You have a proposal to write,"
Mr. Mayor
"a dentist appointment, two Zooms, a virtual bra fitting--"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, I am un-sharing you from my Google Calendar,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I will prove you wrong."
Mr. Mayor
"A little extra multi-tasking, and by tonight,"
Mr. Mayor
"I will have forgotten all about James,"
Mr. Mayor
"because I will be all up in that club,"
Mr. Mayor
"♪ Smooching a stranger"
Mr. Mayor
"We'll see, 'cause"
Mr. Mayor
"♪ Your breath is a hate crime ♪"
Mr. Mayor
"It's from my toothache. [scoffs]"
Mr. Mayor
"[upbeat music]"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, hey, Arpi, don't forget,"
Mr. Mayor
"we have the youth leadership program kids today."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, not a good day for me to have witnesses."
Mr. Mayor
"I was gonna go down to City Council"
Mr. Mayor
"and push my broadband bill."
Mr. Mayor
"These kids think they want to see how the sausage gets made,"
Mr. Mayor
"but today, it's gonna be all rat cheeks and toenails."
Mr. Mayor
"We call this room The Bullpen,"
Mr. Mayor
"which is short for bull penis."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, Orly Bremer is part of this?"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, I'll split them with you,"
Mr. Mayor
"you take the other three, I get Orly."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, so you can do what you do best?"
Mr. Mayor
"Brown-nosing is not what I do best."
Mr. Mayor
"It's what I do most."
Mr. Mayor
"North Korea has launched missiles at Los Angeles!"
Mr. Mayor
"Now that I have everyone's attention,"
Mr. Mayor
"I would like to introduce the 2022"
Mr. Mayor
"Mayor's Youth Leadership Program participants."
Mr. Mayor
"And in the interest of inclusion, partici-skirts."
Mr. Mayor
"Inez Herrera was a finalist in the intel space competition."
Mr. Mayor
"She speaks Spanish and Mandarin."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, gosh, it doesn't say English here."
Mr. Mayor
"So wel-come I-nez."
Mr. Mayor
"Maya Gilmore was invited to the Harvard Model U. N. competition,"
Mr. Mayor
"where she crafted a two-state solution"
Mr. Mayor
"for Israel and Palestine"
Mr. Mayor
"that no one had ever thought of before."
Mr. Mayor
"Ben Williams is nationally ranked"
Mr. Mayor
"in Lincoln-Douglas debates,"
Mr. Mayor
"and was nominated for a Pulitzer"
Mr. Mayor
"for his photo series on the 2020 protests."
Mr. Mayor
"And finally, Orly Bremer is on the Honor Roll,"
Mr. Mayor
"and plays JV field hockey."
Mr. Mayor
"I guess the rest of it must not have printed out."
Mr. Mayor
"But, um, I know some other stuff about Orly."
Mr. Mayor
"She has two horses."
Mr. Mayor
"And she's the mayor's daughter."
Mr. Mayor
"[foreboding music]"
Mr. Mayor
"I don't belong here."
Mr. Mayor
"These other kids have done so much more than me."
Mr. Mayor
"No."
Mr. Mayor
"Just admit you got me into the Youth Leadership Program."
Mr. Mayor
"Someone in Community Outreach saw your application,"
Mr. Mayor
"asked me what to do about it."
Mr. Mayor
"I didn't say, "Don't let my daughter in.""
Mr. Mayor
"I'm a fraud!"
Mr. Mayor
"That's not true, Orly."
Mr. Mayor
"Did I get you on the Honor Roll"
Mr. Mayor
"at one of the most competitive schools in Los Angeles?"
Mr. Mayor
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