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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Crystal Mess (S12E12)

"I never go all in like this."
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"But screw it, I like this hand."
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"Is it a royal flush?"
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"That's the only poker hand I know"
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"because it sounds like a fancy poop."
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"‐(computer chimes) ‐(gasps)"
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"Oh, my God, I won! I won!"
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"You know, the right thing to do is to give us half."
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"‐No. ‐We'll talk later."
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"Today is the best day"
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"of this young man's life."
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"I finally got the corner piece of the mac and cheese."
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"‐Crystal worked again, huh? ‐Yup."
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"Every other time I've asked, Hildy said,"
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""You get what you get and you don't get upset.""
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"But this time, Tina's crystal was there"
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"and now I'm in the corner suite, baby!"
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"Well, eat up."
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"We got some more crystal customers booked after lunch."
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"Actually, I was thinking"
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"we should give the crystal a rest."
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"I'm not sure exactly how it works,"
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"but, uh... maybe we should save some of its powers"
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"for me and the assembly?"
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"I mean, I don't know how to recharge this thing."
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"I bet Billy Crystal would know."
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"Tina! There you are."
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"Cassie said yes to having Cassie‐role with me."
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"Also, she asked me about the crystal"
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"and I said I was enjoying it very much."
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"So I will be needing it back after you give your speech."
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"JOCELYN: Ah!"
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"You okay, Jocelyn?"
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"I'm fine. I tripped on my jean laces."
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"So, Tina, as I was saying, I'll need the crystal back."
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"Okay, Mr. Frond. I'll give it back to you after the assembly."
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"And don't worry, I'm taking good care of it."
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"Oh, my God! It's gone!"
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"(high‐pitched): What do you mean, "it's gone"?"
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"It was right here just a second ago!"
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"So was my mac and cheese!"
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"Oh, no. It's there. Hi, you."
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"(high‐pitched): Where's Cassie's crystal?"
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"Yeah, Tina! Where's Cassie's crystal?"
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"It was right there! On the table!"
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"Ugh. One of the alumni keeps texting me."
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"He wants to know where to park his scooter."
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"Tina, I need the crystal back by the end of the day."
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"Or else my Cassie‐role is grass."
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"Oh, my God."
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"If we don't find it, my Cassie‐role is grass, too!"
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"I'll have to do the report with Zeke"
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"in front of the whole school with no crystal!"
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"Someone must've stolen it."
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"And during peak crystal business hours."
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"We gotta find this monster."
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"And we'll start right after lunch."
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"‐Gene... ‐Fine."
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"But the mac and cheese is coming with us."
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"♪ Crystal, crystal, crystal ♪"
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"♪ Who can pull the missing crystal? ♪"
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"♪ Distracting just to find the crystal ♪"
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"♪ Crystal, crystal, crystal, crystal. ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪ We're pickling ♪"
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"♪ Just like the cavemen used to do. ♪"
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"Here are all the jars we have."
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"Oh, God. That's a lot of smell."
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"‐What smell? ‐The vinegar. Ugh."
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"It's really strong."
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"We might've pickled our whole restaurant."
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"Wh‐Why can't I smell it?"
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"You're pickled. Go to the basement and come back up."
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"Okay... Going down, going down."
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"It's really dirty down here, we should clean it."
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"Turning around and... Oh, God!"
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"What have we done? You did this to us!"
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"I'm sorry! I thought I did good!"
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"The produce is cursed, Bob!"
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"No! They're just ugly!"
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"Same thing!"
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"This is going to destroy"
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"everything we built together. (sniffs)"
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"Wait, I can't smell it anymore."
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"(sniffs) Yeah. Me, neither."
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"‐Should we keep pickling? ‐Yeah, it's kinda fun."
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"LINDA: ♪ Picklin', picklin'... ♪"
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"Uh, the assembly's in one hour."
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"We'll never find the crystal before then."
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"There it is!"
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"(gasps) The crystal! Tammy has it."
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"What? No, I don't!"
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"Wait a minute."
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"You had Jocelyn create a distraction"
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"in the cafeteria with her big, dramatic fall, didn't you?"
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"No. You know Jocelyn's knees don't bend right."
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"Give me back my crystal, Tammy!"
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"It's not your crystal, Tina."
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"It's Mr. Frond's. You borrowed it from him."
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"And maybe I borrowed it from you"
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"and I'm gonna give it back to Mr. Frond"
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"when I am done with it."
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"Because maybe I need some crystal power."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I found out that one of the alumni"
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"who's coming to the assembly"
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"is the woman who owns the boutique"
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"Mary Queen of Skorts."
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"Yeah, I know, she was in my report."
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"Yeah. And she's in the fashion industry, Tina. Uh."
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"If she likes my presentation,"
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"she might take me under her wing."
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"I could be Anne Hathaway to her Meryl Streep,"
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"but I'd be blonde, which is even better."
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"Oops, oops, oops, oops."
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"Something's falling out of my hands"
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"and into my locker and it's closed."
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"‐(Tammy humming) ‐(groans)"
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"Now what do we do?"
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"I'll tell you what we're gonna do."
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