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Clips from Family Guy - Stewie Loves Lois (S05E05)

"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"All the things that make us"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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"We interrupt this program with a special report."
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"Quahog is seeing its worst flu epidemic in years,"
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"due in part to a severe shortage of flu shots."
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"Let's go live to Asian flu correspondent, Tricia Takanawa, Tricia?"
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"Diane, I'm..."
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"Thank you, Tricia. We now return you to Robin, Boy Wonder."
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"- Help! - Help us! Oh, my God!"
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"Hey, don't worry. I'm here."
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"- Robin? They sent you? - Yeah."
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"Everyone else was busy, so they sent me."
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"What the hell are you gonna do? You don't have any superpowers."
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"I got a cell phone."
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"Oh, no bars."
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"- All right, who's next for a flu shot? - Oh, that's me. I'm Peter Griffin."
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"Mr. Griffin, these flu shots are in short supply."
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"We need to save them for the elderly. Like these folks here."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Well, I guess I'll be heading out then and..."
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"Oh, look at that."
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"Oh, well, since it's already in there,"
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"you might as well push down on the old plunger there."
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"You're a monster."
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"You know what was a monster? Frampton Comes Alive, 1976."
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"Is there anyone you knew who didn't have that record?"
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"I don't think so. All right, have a good winter."
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"Very well, Mr. Griffin, you got your flu shot."
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"Now, if you'll just sign here."
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"- Well, this is odd. - What?"
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"Well, you're 42 years old and it says here you've never had a prostate exam."
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"No, but I've had other exams. Like that one in college."
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"Damn it, this is too hard!"
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"Here's what I think of your test, Mr. Teacher."
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"You just stood up to me. Congratulations. That was the test."
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"Heaven helps the man who fights his fear"
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"Yeah!"
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"Okay, heart sounds good."
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"All right, Mr. Griffin,"
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"I'm just going to need you to drop your pants,"
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"and we'll check your prostate."
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"What?"
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"Drop your pants, turn around, and lean forward."
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"Okay."
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"So, how's this work, you just feel my pulse or..."
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"- What the hell was that? - Mr. Griffin, that's a prostate exam."
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"- Shut up! You had your finger in my ass! - That's how a prostate exam is performed."
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"- Now, if you'll just let me... - Get away from me!"
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"Get a tan."
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"Peter, my God, you look terrible. What happened?"
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"I was raped."
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"- What? - Dr. Hartman violated me."
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"He took my innocence."
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"What?"
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"Peter, that's a prostate exam."
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"It's an important part of a physical for men your age."
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"You sound just like him!"
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"Fucking idiot."
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"Hey, Peter, buddy. How about some TV, huh?"
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"We now return to Freddy Got Fingered."
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"Oh, God."
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"Ouch."
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"Oh, God."
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"Yellow Pages. Let your fingers do the walking."
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"- Are we still going to the baseball game? - Get that away from me, Chris."
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"Stop it, Meg."
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"Peter, I'm trying to be supportive, but after all, it was just a prostate exam."
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"You weren't there, Lois. You weren't there."
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"Who's that? Who are you? Where's Peter? Where is he?"
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"You're a whore. Wear your whore makeup, you whore."
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"Is somebody in there? - Ocupado."
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"Filthy whore."
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"You're somebody's father, you filthy whore."
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"Hi, sweetie."
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"Look at her staring. What are you looking at, huh?"
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"God, I should take her out right here with these, man."
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"Oh, hey, Lois. Oh, you like staring? Oh, why don't I give you a closer look?"
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"Yeah, you want some of this, Maury Po'bitch?"
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"Oh, oh, what's that? Oh, you come back for more, huh?"
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"I'd freaking drop her ass."
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"Oh, an unfamiliar dog."
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"Why don't you go away? I don't want to be your friend."
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"Rupert! Oh, dear God, somebody help!"
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"Rupert!"
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"Give me that bear!"
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"Oh, honey, I'm afraid Rupert had a little injury."
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"Oh, Rupert, please live."
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"Please, I'll never be short with you again. We'll go away."
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"We'll go to Hawaii. Would you like that? I always envisioned how it would be."
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"I never knew there could be such a thing as a perfect day."
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"Don't frolic too much, Rupert. Save some energy for the hula contest."
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"Stewie, I have a surprise for you. Good as new."
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"Rupert! It's really him. I don't believe it."
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"You... You did this for me?"
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"And to help you feel better, I made your favorite dinner."
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"Cut green beans."
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"Atkins-friendly potato sticks arranged according to size from largest to smallest,"
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"and a Scooby-Doo yogurt with Shaggy's eyes scratched out."
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"Oh, it's perfect down to the last detail."
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"Lois, I was wrong about you."
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"You're... You're my everything."
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"Mommy loves you, sweetheart."
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"Stewie loves Lois."
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"- Brian loves Olympia Dukakis. - Oh, yeah, I do."
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"Peter, what's the matter with you today? You're not yourself."
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"Guys, I went to Dr. Hartman yesterday, and he did things to my fanny."
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"Peter, it's okay."
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"It's not okay. You don't know what it's like."
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"You're wrong."
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"I, too, have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidey parts."
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"He... He did it to you, too?"
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"I have something to say. Dr. Hartman violated me, as well."
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"I only went in there for a physical/ guinea pig removal,"
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