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Clips from The Goldbergs - Double Dare (S03E03)

"This is my good tracksuit!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Why am I here?"
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"Oh, no, no!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"This is not a game show!"
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"Faster! (GROANS)"
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"Po... (SIGHS)"
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"I'm not a hamster! I'm a human man!"
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"That... Did not go well."
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"No, it did not."
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"I'm sorry I let you down, kiddo."
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"I'm gonna dig my watch out of the butter and leave."
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"Well, how'd it go with your adorable best friend?"
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"Great. So great."
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"Listen, I was thinking..."
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"Our friendship is too important."
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"We should be partners."
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"I don't think so."
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"See, I already got a partner."
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"You ready to rock, muscles?"
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"Seriously?"
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"Of all the people, you ditch me for that putz?"
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"Now you know how it feels."
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"Well, we'll see how you feel when Handsome Ben chokes."
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"He's got the looks, but not the chops."
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"(LAUGHS) done."
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"And I got the course record, too."
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"Balls!"
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"That is one hard schnoz."
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"As I was losing a best friend..."
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"Set...hike!"
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"...my mom was learning how to win at feetball."
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"(LAUGHING) Touchdown!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"You're in my house now!"
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"You're gonna come in and take off your shoes 'cause I just vacuumed."
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"That's how "in my house" you are!"
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"Whoo!"
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"I think our work here is done."
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"I have a feeling your dad is gonna be a very happy man!"
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"BEVERLY: Let's go, Eagles "D"!"
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"Sack! BARRY: Yes!"
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"(LAUGHS) Yes, baby."
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"Turns out learning football just ruined it for my dad."
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"Isn't this great?"
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"Mur, you got it all."
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"Yeah, she did the thing I asked her to do,"
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"so it'd be wrong of me to complain."
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"Watch... Next play, they're gonna throw the long ball."
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"That's nuts. It's third and short."
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"They're gonna go up the middle."
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"No. They're expecting the rush."
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"Gah! Stop saying things with sports-fueled knowledge!"
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"Let's all just not talk until the Eagles win, okay?"
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"Unfortunately for my dad, they really were expecting the rush."
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"Boom! Ha ha!"
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"Who called it?"
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"Mama bird... That's who!"
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"Face!"
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"Aah! That's it!"
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"You got to go."
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"Go?"
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"But..."
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"I learned football. (CHUCKLING) I did what you said."
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"Thing is, I lied."
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"Look, I think the key to a good marriage is time apart,"
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"and for me, football is that time."
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"Well, I think the key to a good marriage"
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"is spending time together."
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"But if you don't want me here..."
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"I'll go."
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"While my Double Dare dreams had been dashed,"
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"Emmy's were looking better than ever,"
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"thanks to athletic, horrible Handsome Ben."
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"Look at Handsome Ben go."
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"His feet barely touch the slime."
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"I feel like it's right..."
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"Here."
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"Yes! Yes! Got it! come on."
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"Well done, kids!"
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"Looks like you two are the team to beat."
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"Couldn't ask for a better partner."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"I think that was directed at you."
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"Yes! Thank you, Dave Kim."
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"Looks like all of those months of practice with Emmy"
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"really paid off."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Months?"
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"Yeah, we overheard Coach Mellor at the beginning of the year"
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"saying Double Dare was coming."
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"That's when we agreed to partner up and... Pbht! What?"
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"Handsome Ben's just confused."
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"Let me get this straight."
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"You picked him before I even asked you?"
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"Kinda. You've been torturing me for a week,"
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"and you did the exact same thing!"
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"I was at least gonna lie and let you down easy."
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"Well, you make a great team..."
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"Handsome Ben and "sack of crap" Emmy."
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"Take it back, nerd!"
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"ADULT ADAM: Sure, it was an honest accident."
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"However, what happened next wasn't."
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"After that, no one was at their best."
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"Whoa, whoa!"
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"Both of you... Out!"
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"But you said I was a lock."
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"That was before you made a mess of this course."
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"Now go."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"Well, looks like you're gonna need a new partner."
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"For sure."
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"Hey, Amy, be my partner?"
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"Definitely. You're handsome."
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"Dave Kim... Always a bridesmaid."
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"ADULT ADAM: My dad knew he needed to make it right with my mom."
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"Only problem... He had no idea how."
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"(CLANKING)"
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"Time to cook the steak-umms!"
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