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Clips from The Goldbergs - Double Dare (S03E03)

"Hope I don't make a mess!"
The Goldbergs
"Why are you narrating your kitchen experience?"
The Goldbergs
"I'm trying to lure your mother downstairs."
The Goldbergs
"I don't know what's wrong. This always works."
The Goldbergs
"Yeah, well, you really hurt her feelings."
The Goldbergs
"You're a, uh, lady person."
The Goldbergs
"How do I un-hurt them?"
The Goldbergs
"Hello? Mom took an interest in something you love."
The Goldbergs
"Just show her that you can do the same thing."
The Goldbergs
"What... Like yakking on the phone, shopping,"
The Goldbergs
"or pushing the hot thing over the clothes?"
The Goldbergs
"Ironing?"
The Goldbergs
"No, those are chores."
The Goldbergs
"I'm talking about stuff that makes her happy,"
The Goldbergs
"like jazzercise."
The Goldbergs
"That dancy thing where she puts on the stretchy clothes"
The Goldbergs
"and rolls around on the ground like a drunk toddler?"
The Goldbergs
"Good point. You should focus on something more your speed."
The Goldbergs
"And by speed, I mean no speed."
The Goldbergs
"I got it."
The Goldbergs
"Son of a bitch!"
The Goldbergs
"This can't be done! No one can do it!"
The Goldbergs
"What exactly are you doing?"
The Goldbergs
"Scrapbooking..."
The Goldbergs
"Your mother's favorite hobby."
The Goldbergs
"But it's a nightmare!"
The Goldbergs
"Stupid glue!"
The Goldbergs
"Everything I touch sticks to me!"
The Goldbergs
"Just calm down, okay?"
The Goldbergs
"I'm sure what you made is fine."
The Goldbergs
"(HORROR MUSIC PLAYS)"
The Goldbergs
"Holy crap! What is that?"
The Goldbergs
"Our sweet memories."
The Goldbergs
"Why did you cut out the letters?"
The Goldbergs
"It looks like a ransom note."
The Goldbergs
"You know I'm not good at penmanship!"
The Goldbergs
"Why'd you put "look"?"
The Goldbergs
"What am I supposed to look at... His red demon eyes?"
The Goldbergs
"I was trying to make them sparkle with glitter,"
The Goldbergs
"but no one tells you how complicated glitter is."
The Goldbergs
"It looks like something a 10-year-old serial killer would make."
The Goldbergs
"I know!"
The Goldbergs
"Let me break this down for you in terms you understand."
The Goldbergs
"Imagine this page is the football field"
The Goldbergs
"and this baby picture... The quarterback."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: As Erica was coaching my dad,"
The Goldbergs
"Coach Mellor had the Double Dare results."
The Goldbergs
"All right, listen up."
The Goldbergs
"I just found out who got picked for the game show"
The Goldbergs
"that left all sorts of stains on my gym floor."
The Goldbergs
"And our new TV stars are..."
The Goldbergs
"...Handsome Ben and Regular Amy."
The Goldbergs
"We're in! We did it! Yes!"
The Goldbergs
"Wait... What?"
The Goldbergs
"Turns out losing out on Double Dare"
The Goldbergs
"isn't nearly as bad as losing your best friend."
The Goldbergs
"(SIGHS)"
The Goldbergs
"Hey."
The Goldbergs
"I'm not talking to you, jackass."
The Goldbergs
"That should've been me."
The Goldbergs
"It should've been us."
The Goldbergs
"There is no us."
The Goldbergs
"Look, I don't blame you for picking Ben two months ago."
The Goldbergs
"He's not my rival."
The Goldbergs
"He's just amazing."
The Goldbergs
"I guess..."
The Goldbergs
"I'm a jackass, too."
The Goldbergs
"Little bit."
The Goldbergs
"(BOTH CHUCKLE)"
The Goldbergs
"So much for always having each other's backs."
The Goldbergs
"I mean, Double Dare tore us apart."
The Goldbergs
"So fast."
The Goldbergs
"Are we, like, terrible best friends?"
The Goldbergs
"Maybe."
The Goldbergs
"But if we are,"
The Goldbergs
"I hope we're terrible best friends forever."
The Goldbergs
"I'm talking graduation, college, law school."
The Goldbergs
"Hell, I'm gonna be the bro of honor at your wedding."
The Goldbergs
"And when you're like 100 and at an old-age home,"
The Goldbergs
"I'm gonna be watching Double Dare"
The Goldbergs
"right there next to you."
The Goldbergs
"(CHUCKLES)"
The Goldbergs
"You think it'll still be on?"
The Goldbergs
"Oh, for sure."
The Goldbergs
"I made you something."
The Goldbergs
"What is this?"
The Goldbergs
"I know how hard you worked learning my favorite thing,"
The Goldbergs
"so I thought it was time I learned about yours."
The Goldbergs
"¶ Stay with me"
The Goldbergs
"You made a scrapbook for me?"
The Goldbergs
"Pretty good, huh? No. It's a train wreck."
The Goldbergs
"You glittered where you should've laced,"
The Goldbergs
"and you laced where you should've stenciled."
The Goldbergs
"It's all so complicated!"
The Goldbergs
"Doesn't matter."
The Goldbergs
"I love it."
The Goldbergs
"Look, I'm lucky to have a wife"
The Goldbergs
"who wants to spend time with a man like me."
The Goldbergs
"So what do you say..."
The Goldbergs
"Next time, I tag along to your scrapbook club?"
The Goldbergs
"You were right."
The Goldbergs
"Scrapbooking is my time away."
The Goldbergs
"You just stick with your feetball."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: With that, my parents decided"
The Goldbergs
"to give each other some space..."
The Goldbergs
"Until the Eagles fumbled."
The Goldbergs
"Aah!"
The Goldbergs
"That's it. Season's over."
The Goldbergs
"No, all we need's a touchdown,"
The Goldbergs
"an onside kick, a field goal,"
The Goldbergs
"and then two more touchdowns."
The Goldbergs
"Stop it."
The Goldbergs
"Off to the craft store. Be back in a jiff."
The Goldbergs
"No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!"
The Goldbergs
"Come here, come here, come here, come here."
The Goldbergs
"I think the Eagles could use some of your luck."
The Goldbergs
"¶ Stay with me"
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about the relationships that matter most."
The Goldbergs
"Sure, they get messy, and sometimes you fumble,"
The Goldbergs
"but when you're a team, you always win."
The Goldbergs
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