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Clips from The Goldbergs - Double Dare (S03E03)

"ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s game shows ruled the TV."
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"There was Pyramid, Wheel of Fortune,"
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"Jeopardy!, and The Newlywed Game."
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"But to us kids, none came close to Double Dare."
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"It was the world's best game show,"
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"filled with trivia, physical challenges,"
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"and host Marc Summers,"
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"who managed to smile even when his nice suits got messy."
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"Idiots!"
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"The flag is under the giant pad of butter!"
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"Always look under the butter."
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"If we ever get on this show,"
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"imagine all the prizes we'd win."
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"We'd be strutting around in our brand-new British Knights,"
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"jammin' out to our Panasonic portable sound system,"
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"as we chow down on a year's supply of Chef Boyardee."
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"It's all our dreams wrapped into one. (LAUGHS)"
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"But the coolest part, It was filmed in Philly,"
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"which meant one thing."
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"All right. Shut your giggle holes."
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"I have two announcements."
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"First, whoever wrote my phone number in the boys' bathroom"
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"will be found."
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"I called and asked if his refrigerator was running."
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"It wasn't, so it ended up being sad."
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"Second, some game show called Double Dare"
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"is holding auditions at our school,"
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"and two of you will be picked to be on their show."
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"Now let's get those bodies TV-ready."
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"Dude, this is seriously the best day of my life,"
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"and I once got mistaken for Mary Lou Retton."
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"Dorothy Hamill."
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"We're actually gonna be on Double Dare."
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"You two so have this in the bag."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Bro, you don't have a prayer."
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"Shut up, Dave Kim. This face was made for TV."
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"But that voice... Youch."
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"You two can't compete with Handsome Ben."
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"ADULT ADAM: He was right."
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"We all had one growing up..."
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"The vicious rival who always won."
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"Who always beats you out for class president? Handsome Ben."
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"And who always gets the lead in the musical? Handsome Ben."
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"Who was first in line to see Temple of Doom? Handsome Ben."
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"You had to sit in the second row,"
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"like a chump."
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"Fine! You're right! He wins every time."
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"But this will be different."
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"Will it?"
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"Look at him."
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"Hey, AG. Hey, Dave Kim."
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"Hi, Ben. (GIGGLES) Hey, buddy."
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"You're right. He's amazing."
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"My only real shot is to win over the producers"
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"by picking a partner that'll make me stand out."
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"Perhaps someone like..."
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""Cute Dave Kim.""
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"No one calls you that."
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"I was thinking Pops."
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"Your grandfather?"
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"Nothing wins people over more than an adorable old man."
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"Handsome Ben is going down."
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"Kid won't know what hit him."
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"¶ I'm twisted up inside"
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"¶ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say"
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"¶ I don't know the future"
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"¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶"
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"ADULT ADAM: It was fall 1980-something,"
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"and Barry and my dad were sitting down"
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"to what they did every Sunday..."
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"Watch the Eagles... Go, baby, go, baby, go!"
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"...for better or worse. Fumble? No!"
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"That's it. Season's over."
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"It's the first game of the year. They already blew it."
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"We got to fire the coach"
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"and start thinking about next year."
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"ADULT ADAM: Whenever they'd watch, my dad would turn on the team,"
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"while my brother was hopelessly positive."
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"Look, all we need is a turnover, a touchdown,"
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"a 2-point conversion, an onside kick, and two more touchdowns."
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"Or 12 safeties."
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"Turn it off! I can't take it anymore."
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"And they each handled an Eagles loss in their own special way."
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"Hey, buddy. Got you a new burger flipper."
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"I noticed your old spatula was a little worse for wear."
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"Look at you. Always so damn nice, huh?"
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"Well, I'm sick of it."
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"Lashing out because the Eagles lost?"
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"And I'm sick of your face."
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"I'll just leave this and go."
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"I will kill you with this spatula,"
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"you thoughtful, thoughtful man!"
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"As for my brother, an Eagles loss meant"
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"several heartbroken days of utter depression."
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"Hey. Hugh Hefner."
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"Cover your downstairs stuff."
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"You're in school, not the grotto."
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"The Eagles lost."
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"Ohhh."
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"Take the day."
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"Make room, everybody! Eagles fan coming through!"
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"Thankfully, a new week meant a new chance"
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"for my dad and bro to help the Eagles win..."
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"Through a series of crazy superstitions."
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"Let's get this going."
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"I got on my good-luck jersey and underpants."
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"Now time for some pregame cabbage patching"
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"to supercharge our good luck."
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"Even if the superstitions"
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"breached the boundary of common sense."
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"Do it better! The Eagles need us!"
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"Or any sense at all."
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"Who wants some double-cheesy nachos?"
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"Stop where you're at! Mom, you know the rules!"
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"Once you step foot on the den floor, the Eagles will lose."
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"What happens in this house has no impact on the game."
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"That is adorable."
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"I am not bad luck."
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"Would you just stop with this already?"
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